The Truth. Its the truth and you know it!. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don'
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The Truth

Its the truth and you know it!

Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of
choice. You don' t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything.
They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They' long since
bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges
in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of _
the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of ,
dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying, to get what they want. A i
Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but
I' ll tell you what they don' t want. They don' t want a population of citizens capable of critical
thinki g. They don' t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking.
They e not interested in that. That doesn' t help them. That' s against their interests. That' s right.
They don' t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how
badly they’ re getting ****** by a system that threw them overboard 30 ******* years ago. They
dou' t want that.
You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just
smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively
accept all these increasingly ******** jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced
benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect
it, and now they' coming for your Social Security money. They want your ***** . n' retirement
money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you
know something? They’ ll get it. They’ ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this
****** ‘ place. It' s a big club and you ain' t in it. You and I are not in The big club. By the way, it' s
the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to
believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what
to think and what to buy.
The table has tilted, folks. The game is rigged. And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to
care. Good honest people - white collar, blue collar, it doesn' t matter what color
shirt you have on. Good honest people continue - these are people of modest
means - Continue to elect these rich *********** who don' t give a **** about you. They don' t give
a **** about you. They don' t give a **** about you. They don' t care about you at all. At all. At all.
And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care.
That' s what the ' s count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant
of the big red, white aud blue dick that’ s being jammed up their ******** every day, because the
of this country know the truth: It' s called the American Dream because you have to be
asleep to believe it."
George Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June , 2008)
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#103 - anonymous (11/11/2009) [-]
The only problem is, the only people that can run are the people that afford it. An old friend of ours ran for govenor and barely made it to the point where more than just his town knew about him and they weren't rich. They were middle class which isn't bad at all, but they couldn't afford too extravagant of a compain. If you don't have money, you don't have a chance being a govenor and what chance do you have with Senate or the House?
#99 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
R.I.P george carlin i
#98 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
for some reason i read this in morgan freemans voice
#97 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
finally some one that shared my veiw on poitics
User avatar #95 - Zane (11/05/2009) [-]
For you retards who can't read it click "Show Fullsize," the picture is 1900x1200 so funnyjunk had to scale it down (along with the words). Also if you can't read through it because there is to many words don't even bother to comment, just go die.
#93 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
tl;dr

Sowee
#88 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
R.I.P. George Carlin!
#84 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
George Carlin,R.I.P,this is one of those rare pieces that people explain to show just how effed up we are,sure,its not funny,but its mind-blowing,try to read it without feeling lied to

haha captcha rotor...
#83 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
4 only b3ing 16 i am pretty bright but this is som3thing i understand and dont at th3 sam3 tim3....ik America is lik3 3v3ry oth3r country and nobody cares about nobody but th3ms3lv3s....but i dont g3t tht a group of ppl own 3v3rything...i understand what it m3ans but it mak3s no s3ns3 th3oretically b3caus3 u couldnt own th3 world it isnt possibl3 som3on3 would KNOw and it would caus3 a riot...so i g3t it but i dont no what im sayin....reason i got it sp3ll3d weird is b3caus3 my k3yboard is brok3n so i hav3 "rew" copi3d and it tak3s to long to copy and past3 3v3rytim3 i n33d on3 of thos3 thre3 l3tt3rs so i us3 my own diff3r3nt m3thod of typing
#89 to #83 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
Except you used plenty of e's in that there paragraph
#81 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
i didnt know he died
he was amazing
User avatar #78 - BomberOfChikenz (11/05/2009) [-]
you lost me at "forget" its the 1st word, cant miss it
User avatar #79 to #78 - FAISCISTBUG (11/05/2009) [-]
you lost me with retard its the comment above me u cant miss him
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
You lost me with trying to be funny, its in the comment above me. You can't miss it. Also, I lost you at the bad grammar.
User avatar #82 to #80 - Badluckguy (11/05/2009) [-]
You lost me at the idiot above me who tried to sound smart but spelled "grammer" incorrectly
#94 to #82 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
Ha, anonymous #80 tried to be a grammar Nazi but failed. He is full of guano.

Captcha guano
#91 to #82 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
Stupid homosexual ******* , thank God or whatever other non-existent being you wank to that the entire world does not conform to your *********** American society as you seem to think it should... We would all be down the ******* then.
#96 to #91 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
oh god! its back! the line is back!
#90 to #82 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
no it IS spelled 'grammar' google it. DOUBLE REVERSAL FAIL
#87 to #82 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
lol....what? :P
#85 to #82 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
Win
#86 to #85 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
indeed
#75 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
hes rite about the dicks and ass holes that he gets ****** in but that not america thats his bf
#71 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
the more i think about this the more it makes sense

but you cant have a ****** country in this world that aint gonna be ****** up
they always get too big for u to ****** know wtf is going on

just look for the one with the least amount of **** on it
#69 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
yep im totally gunna read all of that **** for a quick giggle
#102 to #69 - anonymous (11/11/2009) [-]
It's not intended for merely a quick giggle, you idiot.
#100 to #69 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
your life is ****
#70 to #69 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
ok like im gunna read that im not in SCHOOL AAAHHaahhh lol wat about
#68 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
i'm sorry, can you make it smaller? i can still read it.

RIP Carlin
#66 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
I ******* on it...too many words.
#65 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
sounds like rebelious propaganda to me....... GET BACK TO WORK!!!
#62 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
i thumbed this down cuz it wasnt funny. if i want to be educated in polictial conspiracies that are probably right, i'll google it, i come to funnyjunk to watch people get smacked in the nuts and see a witty punn or two. NOT GEORGE CARLIN'S DEAD ASS RANTS.
#74 to #62 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
I thumbed this down cuz it is wrong. Don't rise against the wealthy; become the wealthy. Same course of action: quit being a ******* lazy-ass ********** and do something. Rising against is too much work. for too little monetary gain.
User avatar #92 to #74 - cougarmelon (11/05/2009) [-]
#74 not everyone can be on top there has to be someone to be there to buy all the **** that the market is making. it's called cyclical consumption
#76 to #74 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
If we don't rise against it, nobody wil lbe going anywhere. We all are going to be stuck no matter what. Even if there is no chance to change it, atleast trying can put an impression in the thick skulls of the power hungry that we are tired of this **** .
#64 to #62 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
nice, uve proven to every1 who has read this that ur a fat ass, depressed, ********** , with a dead end job and self esteem so low u cant even ******* notice it. thats porbably why u come to funnyjunk too see people getting smacked and a witty puns, cuz ur lifes been screwed in so many ways that, frankly, thats the only satisfaction u will ever get.
User avatar #63 to #62 - AntiDisneyMovement (11/05/2009) [-]
It's people like you who make me sick. Can't take a little education along the way?
#60 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
George Carlin, best man in the ******* world...R.I.P.
#59 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
Even by listening to his stand up you begin to realize what an intelligent man George Carlin was. What comedians do is look at things in the world that bug them and make humour out of it, and he definatley was able to look deeper into things and see the big picture. Thats probably why he was such a good comedian.
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