The Truth. Its the truth and you know it!. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don'  Truth Government george carlin
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The Truth

Its the truth and you know it!

Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of
choice. You don' t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything.
They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They' long since
bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges
in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of _
the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of ,
dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying, to get what they want. A i
Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but
I' ll tell you what they don' t want. They don' t want a population of citizens capable of critical
thinki g. They don' t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking.
They e not interested in that. That doesn' t help them. That' s against their interests. That' s right.
They don' t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how
badly they’ re getting ****** by a system that threw them overboard 30 ******* years ago. They
dou' t want that.
You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just
smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively
accept all these increasingly ******** jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced
benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect
it, and now they' coming for your Social Security money. They want your ***** . n' retirement
money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you
know something? They’ ll get it. They’ ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this
****** ‘ place. It' s a big club and you ain' t in it. You and I are not in The big club. By the way, it' s
the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to
believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what
to think and what to buy.
The table has tilted, folks. The game is rigged. And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to
care. Good honest people - white collar, blue collar, it doesn' t matter what color
shirt you have on. Good honest people continue - these are people of modest
means - Continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don' t give a **** about you. They don' t give
a **** about you. They don' t give a **** about you. They don' t care about you at all. At all. At all.
And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care.
That' s what the ' s count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant
of the big red, white aud blue dick that’ s being jammed up their assholes every day, because the
of this country know the truth: It' s called the American Dream because you have to be
asleep to believe it."
George Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June , 2008)
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User avatar #1 - JackSchidt (11/04/2009) [+] (3 replies)
George Carlin
Genius
He is missed by all who heard the truth from him
#62 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [+] (5 replies)
i thumbed this down cuz it wasnt funny. if i want to be educated in polictial conspiracies that are probably right, i'll google it, i come to funnyjunk to watch people get smacked in the nuts and see a witty punn or two. NOT GEORGE CARLIN'S DEAD ASS RANTS.
User avatar #63 to #62 - AntiDisneyMovement (11/05/2009) [-]
It's people like you who make me sick. Can't take a little education along the way?
User avatar #37 - Beefsister (11/05/2009) [-]
Mr.Carlin was made of pure win.


RIP you wonderful bastard.
User avatar #78 - BomberOfChikenz (11/05/2009) [+] (10 replies)
you lost me at "forget" its the 1st word, cant miss it
User avatar #79 to #78 - FAISCISTBUG (11/05/2009) [-]
you lost me with retard its the comment above me u cant miss him
User avatar #50 - bullache (11/05/2009) [-]
R.I.P the only man who found out wut the government wuz doin and they government killed him
User avatar #48 - Shiny ONLINE (11/05/2009) [-]
This man was a ******* visionary.
User avatar #11 - shumbody (11/05/2009) [-]
If you don't believe this google "Money Masters". Find the video and watch it all. It's long but might be the most important documentary you ever watch.
#51 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [+] (3 replies)
so true its scary
why cant there be another civil war that
shows those ******* how to really run a
goverment
User avatar #55 to #51 - Trogdoorknob (11/05/2009) [-]
I'm looking forward to civil war.
#32 - Fuck Edward **User deleted account** (11/05/2009) [-]
George Carlin was a saint he was funny and knew the truth. he knew how to speak to the public. if one man could live forever it shouldve been him.
User avatar #14 - bigbangnet (11/05/2009) [-]
Amen to you Mr. Carlin
User avatar #95 - Zane (11/05/2009) [-]
For you retards who can't read it click "Show Fullsize," the picture is 1900x1200 so funnyjunk had to scale it down (along with the words). Also if you can't read through it because there is to many words don't even bother to comment, just go die.
#45 - mixedgurl (11/05/2009) [+] (1 reply)
yea i dont got tyme to read this crap
User avatar #67 to #45 - ICreateStuff (11/05/2009) [-]
Then perhaps you have time to make me a sammich
#35 - xIIMKIx **User deleted account** (11/05/2009) [-]
Ahmen and long live the kind and RIP!!! gotta love the man for saying what we all SHOULD know
User avatar #25 - NinjaSayWhat (11/05/2009) [-]
R.I.P. he was the best!
User avatar #6 - nayyt (11/04/2009) [-]
TL;DR
User avatar #13 - yoman (11/05/2009) [+] (3 replies)
without George the whole planet's gonna go down the toob
#99 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
R.I.P george carlin i
#59 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
Even by listening to his stand up you begin to realize what an intelligent man George Carlin was. What comedians do is look at things in the world that bug them and make humour out of it, and he definatley was able to look deeper into things and see the big picture. Thats probably why he was such a good comedian.
#33 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
anyone else read that in his voice and yell at all the right parts??? Funny man, we will miss you...
#31 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
R.I.P. :'(
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