The Truth. Its the truth and you know it!. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don'
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The Truth

Its the truth and you know it!

Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of
choice. You don' t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything.
They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They' long since
bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges
in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of _
the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of ,
dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying, to get what they want. A i
Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but
I' ll tell you what they don' t want. They don' t want a population of citizens capable of critical
thinki g. They don' t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking.
They e not interested in that. That doesn' t help them. That' s against their interests. That' s right.
They don' t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how
badly they’ re getting ****** by a system that threw them overboard 30 ******* years ago. They
dou' t want that.
You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just
smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively
accept all these increasingly ******** jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced
benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect
it, and now they' coming for your Social Security money. They want your ***** . n' retirement
money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you
know something? They’ ll get it. They’ ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this
****** ‘ place. It' s a big club and you ain' t in it. You and I are not in The big club. By the way, it' s
the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to
believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what
to think and what to buy.
The table has tilted, folks. The game is rigged. And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to
care. Good honest people - white collar, blue collar, it doesn' t matter what color
shirt you have on. Good honest people continue - these are people of modest
means - Continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don' t give a **** about you. They don' t give
a **** about you. They don' t give a **** about you. They don' t care about you at all. At all. At all.
And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care.
That' s what the ' s count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant
of the big red, white aud blue dick that’ s being jammed up their assholes every day, because the
of this country know the truth: It' s called the American Dream because you have to be
asleep to believe it."
George Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June , 2008)
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User avatar #1 - JackSchidt (11/04/2009) [+] (3 replies)
George Carlin
Genius
He is missed by all who heard the truth from him
#59 - anon (11/05/2009) [-]
Even by listening to his stand up you begin to realize what an intelligent man George Carlin was. What comedians do is look at things in the world that bug them and make humour out of it, and he definatley was able to look deeper into things and see the big picture. Thats probably why he was such a good comedian.
#62 - anon (11/05/2009) [+] (5 replies)
i thumbed this down cuz it wasnt funny. if i want to be educated in polictial conspiracies that are probably right, i'll google it, i come to funnyjunk to watch people get smacked in the nuts and see a witty punn or two. NOT GEORGE CARLIN'S DEAD ASS RANTS.
User avatar #63 to #62 - AntiDisneyMovement (11/05/2009) [-]
It's people like you who make me sick. Can't take a little education along the way?
#8 - anon (11/04/2009) [+] (3 replies)
this guy doesnt know what he is talking about there are no owners of america hes an idiot
#9 to #8 - anon (11/04/2009) [-]
im sorry that your as ignorant as everyone he is talking about

have fun with that dick up your ass sir
it'll be there for a while unless we do something about it

User avatar #37 - Beefsister (11/05/2009) [-]
Mr.Carlin was made of pure win.


RIP you wonderful bastard.
#4 - anon (11/04/2009) [-]
If I was going to start a new religion, Carlin would be my god....
User avatar #78 - BomberOfChikenz (11/05/2009) [+] (10 replies)
you lost me at "forget" its the 1st word, cant miss it
User avatar #79 to #78 - FAISCISTBUG (11/05/2009) [-]
you lost me with retard its the comment above me u cant miss him
#60 - anon (11/05/2009) [-]
George Carlin, best man in the ******* world...R.I.P.
#12 - anon (11/05/2009) [-]
George Carlin is probably one of the funniest people to ever live. RIP you funny mother ******
User avatar #50 - bullache (11/05/2009) [-]
R.I.P the only man who found out wut the government wuz doin and they government killed him
User avatar #48 - Shiny (11/05/2009) [-]
This man was a ******* visionary.
#47 - anon (11/05/2009) [-]
This makes me wanna rip telephone books with my teeth and throw rocks at cars.
In a good way.
#41 - anon (11/05/2009) [-]
im wayyyy to lazy to read this
#83 - anon (11/05/2009) [+] (1 reply)
4 only b3ing 16 i am pretty bright but this is som3thing i understand and dont at th3 sam3 tim3....ik America is lik3 3v3ry oth3r country and nobody cares about nobody but th3ms3lv3s....but i dont g3t tht a group of ppl own 3v3rything...i understand what it m3ans but it mak3s no s3ns3 th3oretically b3caus3 u couldnt own th3 world it isnt possibl3 som3on3 would KNOw and it would caus3 a riot...so i g3t it but i dont no what im sayin....reason i got it sp3ll3d weird is b3caus3 my k3yboard is brok3n so i hav3 "rew" copi3d and it tak3s to long to copy and past3 3v3rytim3 i n33d on3 of thos3 thre3 l3tt3rs so i us3 my own diff3r3nt m3thod of typing
#89 to #83 - anon (11/05/2009) [-]
Except you used plenty of e's in that there paragraph
#52 - anon (11/05/2009) [+] (1 reply)
2 much 2 ******* read
#61 to #52 - anon (11/05/2009) [-]
irony
#51 - anon (11/05/2009) [+] (3 replies)
so true its scary
why cant there be another civil war that
shows those ******* how to really run a
goverment
#44 - anon (11/05/2009) [-]
George Carlin is one of the most amazing people to ever grace this damn planet. Everytime "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?" or "Napalm and Silly Putty" comes up on my iPod, I shed a man tear, and sit back and enjoy the cynnical correctitude of his tirades. He was indeed, an Old **** ...
#31 - anon (11/05/2009) [-]
R.I.P. :'(
#3 - anon (11/04/2009) [-]
We miss you Mr. Carlin, and we need you back. So get your ass out of the ground and fight for us again. We all know something as little as death could never stop you.
User avatar #11 - shumbody (11/05/2009) [-]
If you don't believe this google "Money Masters". Find the video and watch it all. It's long but might be the most important documentary you ever watch.
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