Little Johnny Learns About The. . .
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the govenrment, so for homework that one day. she told
her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little got horde that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the gouverment was
His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this war. the president. your mom is Congress,
is the work force, you are the people brother is the future,"
f still don' t get it" responded the Little Johnde, y.
Why dont you sleep on it then? Maybe you' ll understand it better," said the dad.
Okay thena-. good night" said Little J went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was
awakened by his baby l: -1' other" s crying, He went to his baby brother' s crib and found that his babybutcher had
taken a crap in his diaper, So Little Johnny went to his parent' s to get help, When he got to his parent' s
bedroom. he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his
mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn' t there. So he went to the maids room. When he looked through the
maid' s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little was surprised, lmt then he just
realized something and thinks aloud. "Dill? Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the
work force. Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people. and the future is full of shit!"