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User avatar #109 - Tyranitar
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(11/06/2009) [-]
Hi, Billy Mays here with Douche-B-Gone! Are you sick of that sparkly Edward Cullen? Is your girlfriend dumping you for the extremely low chance that she will ever meet one of the Jonas Brothers personally? Then you need Douche-B-Gone! Simply spray it, onto your selected Douchebag, or anything that may come in contact with, and watch the girls cry as he melts into the ground! But wait! If you can within the next few minutes, we will include a 2nd can of Douche-B-Gone, absolutely free. So thats 2 faggot disolving cans of Douche-B-Gone, for the low price of $19.99! Call now, and tell them Billy Mays sent you!
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(11/08/2009) [-]
it would've been perfect if you had used your billy may's CAPS LOCK. x3 still an epic win though
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(11/07/2009) [-]
You, sir, are epic win.
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(11/07/2009) [-]
i can totally see billy mays saying that!!!! lol