Any Questions?. Thumbs up if you agree.. Actually, he's a gay pixie. Vampires are supposed to die in sunlight, not sparkle. Pixies sparkle in sunlight. Therefore, he's a GAY PIXIE!
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User avatar #83 - Harley Quinn (11/04/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, he's a gay pixie.
Vampires are supposed to die in sunlight, not sparkle.
Pixies sparkle in sunlight.
Therefore, he's a GAY PIXIE!
User avatar #15 - YxXKiNGXxY (11/03/2009) [-]
The one on the left will suck your blood, The one on the right will suck your....
#74 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Left one sucks blood, right one sucks dick
Any questions?
User avatar #109 - Tyranitar (11/06/2009) [+] (3 replies)
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#62 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
Yes why are you comparing a fag with a legend?
#67 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
#68 to #67 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
#26 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
Edward Cullen : Doesn't suck blood, loves the forest, and sparkles in the daylight.

#36 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I dont get why people hate pattinson so much...Shes not that bad for a princess
#107 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Dracula+sun light = burning / fire
Edward+sun light = sparkly skin (WTF)
Does any of this sparkly **** make sense to you?
#28 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [+] (1 reply)
First one is gay,
Second one is gay,
Vampires are gay,
You're all gay.
Any Questions?
#30 to #28 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
Yes i have a question.
Are you gay?
#3 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [+] (3 replies)
your all just jealous that he gets women and you don't.
#7 to #3 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [-]
Dracula attracts women with the power of the kitchen. In the kitchen, he then forces them to make him sandwiches. Afterwords, they vant to suck heez dickkkk, so they do. He can also turn into a bat, is nearly impossible to kill, and is the trademark of everything vampire.

And Edward Cullen runs fast and makes lolicon.

Hmm, i beleve you just Got OWNED!!!! Or maybe you didn't. I'm sooooo tripping balls right now. Hey, btw, bitch, will you sux meh dickkkk, i will give you permission to make meh a samich.
#71 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
Yes- Why the hell is there a new twilight movie? "New moon". Saw the advert when I was watching porn at 12.
#66 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
I think Dracula would be insulted...
#97 - Figy (11/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Question? can we light the ****** on fire?
#2 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [+] (2 replies)
idk, they both look like ******* to me
#4 to #2 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [-]
you look like a ******
#49 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [+] (4 replies)
ok, Edward (the guy u all hate) actually gets laid ALOT!! So u ********* can keep bitching but i hope u know a fictional character has had more action than u guys ever will. got it? and its a good book just learn to read and u will se. have a nice day doing nothing.
#52 to #49 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
And you would know so much about his personal life how? or your just trying to be clever you little **** , and how do you know hes had more action than we ever will? ******* douchebag, gtfo the internet.
#92 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [+] (1 reply)
they both look like faggoots to me
#100 to #92 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
faggoots? **** , the real vampire is probably hell of a lot straighter then you.
#21 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [-]
This isn't original at all, but the truth to it is so compelling that I thumbs it up every time
#17 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [+] (2 replies)
twilight is the best thing thats ever happened to me
and i'm a guy
#20 to #17 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [-]
that and hes probably a brownie pounder
#14 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
yes, do all fags sparkle?
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