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HELL NO THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS!! never question any thing that makes perfect sense and any one who questions it deserves to be castrated
#114 -
anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
Here's a little story on Edward:
One night wiwwle Edward Cullen decided he wanted to frolic in the flowers and be a little poof like always. Soon Angelus and Caleb Morley show up. Caleb uses his ring and commands him to like punishment. Angelus rapes, tortures, rapes, more torture, more rape, over and over again until both of them get bored and stake Edward. Edward goes to Hell with the vampires and Dracula decides to torture Edward for eternity. The moral of the story, Edward is the pussiest vampire in history.
One night wiwwle Edward Cullen decided he wanted to frolic in the flowers and be a little poof like always. Soon Angelus and Caleb Morley show up. Caleb uses his ring and commands him to like punishment. Angelus rapes, tortures, rapes, more torture, more rape, over and over again until both of them get bored and stake Edward. Edward goes to Hell with the vampires and Dracula decides to torture Edward for eternity. The moral of the story, Edward is the pussiest vampire in history.
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#107 -
anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
Dracula+sun light = burning / fire
Edward+sun light = sparkly skin (WTF)
Does any of this sparkly shit make sense to you?
Edward+sun light = sparkly skin (WTF)
Does any of this sparkly shit make sense to you?
#104 -
anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
one thing that i have a question about is why you didnt include the girl in that gay movie
#102 -
anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
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STOP /> /> />NOW!THIS /> /> /> /> ISSOOOSCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 picsIN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND
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#101 -
anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
we can all agree twilight sucks big jolly African American cak
books about vampires are just this years flavor for all the pre-teens and fat single women who live with cats. *sigh* has anyone gone to boarders lately? place if filled to the roof with vampire-related books and other bull shit.
books about vampires are just this years flavor for all the pre-teens and fat single women who live with cats. *sigh* has anyone gone to boarders lately? place if filled to the roof with vampire-related books and other bull shit.
And when you take a picture of Edward, you can actually see it.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
Actually, he's a gay pixie.
Vampires are supposed to die in sunlight, not sparkle.
Pixies sparkle in sunlight.
Therefore, he's a GAY PIXIE!
Vampires are supposed to die in sunlight, not sparkle.
Pixies sparkle in sunlight.
Therefore, he's a GAY PIXIE!



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