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#121 - ghostofme (11/08/2009) [-]
oh bela...hes so freaking vampirish
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#119 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
RIP Bela Lugosi and the reputation of vampires.
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User avatar #117 - antichrist (11/07/2009) [-]
HELL NO THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS!! never question any thing that makes perfect sense and any one who questions it deserves to be castrated
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User avatar #116 - Bitchpleeaassee (11/07/2009) [-]
Twat-light sucks shiit
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#114 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
Here's a little story on Edward:

One night wiwwle Edward Cullen decided he wanted to frolic in the flowers and be a little poof like always. Soon Angelus and Caleb Morley show up. Caleb uses his ring and commands him to like punishment. Angelus rapes, tortures, rapes, more torture, more rape, over and over again until both of them get bored and stake Edward. Edward goes to Hell with the vampires and Dracula decides to torture Edward for eternity. The moral of the story, Edward is the pussiest vampire in history.
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User avatar #109 - Tyranitar (11/06/2009) [-]
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#120 to #109 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
it would've been perfect if you had used your billy may's CAPS LOCK. x3 still an epic win though
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#115 to #109 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
You, sir, are epic win.
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#113 to #109 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
i can totally see billy mays saying that!!!! lol
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#108 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
even leslie nielsen would be insulted
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#107 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
Dracula+sun light = burning / fire
Edward+sun light = sparkly skin (WTF)
Does any of this sparkly shit make sense to you?
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#118 to #107 - anonymous (11/08/2009) [-]
When it comes to Edward, it does.
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#106 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
priceless! lol
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#104 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
one thing that i have a question about is why you didnt include the girl in that gay movie
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#103 - anonymous (11/05/2009) [-]
Dracula is rolling over in his grave right now.
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#101 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
we can all agree twilight sucks big jolly African American cak



books about vampires are just this years flavor for all the pre-teens and fat single women who live with cats. *sigh* has anyone gone to boarders lately? place if filled to the roof with vampire-related books and other bull shit.

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#99 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
This got unfunny allready,
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User avatar #98 - Shiny (11/04/2009) [-]
And when you take a picture of Edward, you can actually see it.

Unfortunately.
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#97 - Figy (11/04/2009) [-]
Question? can we light the faggot on fire?
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#105 to #97 - anonymous (11/06/2009) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK FOR? THAT FRUITY BASTARD IS ALREADY FLAMIN.
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#112 to #105 - anonymous (11/07/2009) [-]
win, thats all that need be said.
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#93 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
BELA LUGOSI IS A VAMPIRE!?!? BUT IT THOUGHT HE DIED
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#92 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
they both look like faggoots to me
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#100 to #92 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
faggoots? Shit, the real vampire is probably hell of a lot straighter then you.
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User avatar #83 - Harley Quinn (11/04/2009) [-]
Actually, he's a gay pixie.
Vampires are supposed to die in sunlight, not sparkle.
Pixies sparkle in sunlight.
Therefore, he's a GAY PIXIE!
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User avatar #95 to #83 - snobbymussel (11/04/2009) [-]
harley guinn and twilight haters:1
gay pixie:0
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#94 to #83 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
I rarely see this much win in 1 comment CONGRADUWATIONS
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#91 to #83 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
+5 Internets for you, sir
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User avatar #90 to #83 - ChassyGirl (11/04/2009) [-]
lol.
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#79 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
lol SOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!
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