Little Eddy's Test. thumbs up if you would have failed this test, or if you think its funny. A teacher was having trouble with me ether students. The teacher as
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Little Eddy's Test

thumbs up if you would have failed this test, or if you think its funny

A teacher was having trouble with me ether students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is yeti: ?" Eddy answered, Tm tee smart for the My sister is in the third -grade and smarter than she is! I think I be in the third-
grade tee!"
She took Eddy to office.
the mater offre, the to the situation was.
What is 3 it 3?"
Principal: "What is ff a W'
And w it went with every question the principal it a mum know.
The principal leeks at the wand tells. her, "I think Eddy can to the ."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him sum questioner'
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four ifthat I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a it "Legs."
Teather. "What is in your pants that yen have but I do net have?'
The principal wondered, why Mes she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a deg do that a man steps into?"
Eddy: "Pants"
Teacher‘. Whars starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, omit, and mains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: met
The principal' s eyes wen really wide and before he could step the answer,
alftand sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Eddy:
Teacher‘. Now I will ask same "Who am I" wit , okay?
Eddy: Tap.
Teacher. You stick your potes inside me. You tie me dowel to get me up. I get wet before yma do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher. A finger gees in me. You fiddle with me when bred. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense-
Eddy‘. Wedding Ring
Eddy: Nose
Teacher. I have a . My tip penetrates. I cum with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teather. What word starts with an F and ends in 'K' that causes a lot of excitement‘?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh teld the teacher, "Put Eddy in the , I missed the last ten questions myself."
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Submitted: 11/03/2009
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#37 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2009) [+] (6 replies)
whats long, hard and full of seamen?
User avatar #43 to #37 - Rellik (11/03/2009) [-]
Your mom?
#94 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2009) [+] (7 replies)
for the firetruck one it could have bean what starts with F and ends in UCK
User avatar #110 to #107 - aaronsayswazup (11/04/2009) [-]
No, in Soviet Russia... Apple penetrates you.
User avatar #80 - BlackBirdofChaos (11/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Oh my Gosh!!! I would have been KICKED out of school....



captcha: "tasty"
#18 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i'm in 6th grade and i understood everyone of those... the internet s ******* with my brain....
User avatar #24 to #18 - Obvious Ninja (11/03/2009) [-]
6th grade!? HIDE THIS KID FROM TEH BOOBIES!

Or get out Pedobear, that'll drive him/her away.
#90 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2009) [+] (4 replies)
that kid ttlly pwned tht teacher.
User avatar #96 to #90 - KennyMcCormick (11/04/2009) [-]
was it too hard for you to add the "o" and the "a" to "totally", so you had to write "ttlly"?
User avatar #117 - Evil Hero (11/04/2009) [-]
holy crap i would have failed that test!
User avatar #22 - BomberOfChikenz (11/03/2009) [-]
whats big and long and liquid comes out of it?
water hose
#30 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i am 12 and what is this
User avatar #32 to #30 - ImaFirinMahLazar (11/03/2009) [-]
I am 16, get your troll ass off my interwebs.
#36 - ANITA BATH **User deleted account** (11/03/2009) [-]
**** i would have go them all wrong...
#44 - KX Racer (11/03/2009) [+] (4 replies)
whats long, hard and full of seamen?



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#67 - Womens Study Major Comment deleted by Abandoned [+] (14 replies)
#83 to #68 - iLuld **User deleted account** (11/04/2009) [-]
I'm english and i like america :D, but its people like #68 who are stupid dumb dicks trying to get the point across on the internet that they dont like England
#138 - Womens Study Major (11/07/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i would have failed. and I'm a 12 yr old girl! sick, huh?

LOL, add below had a pic of Laurent (hate ****** Twilight) and it said "Could YOU be a VAMPIRE?" and my captcha was "maybe". LOL.
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#99 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Whats long, black, and smelly?
User avatar #125 to #116 - hokage (11/04/2009) [-]
how would you know? did you forget to wash yours one time?
#47 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2009) [+] (9 replies)
i got another one- what's long, hard, and full of seamen?
User avatar #55 to #47 - Gazaaa (11/04/2009) [-]
britney spears ??
User avatar #151 - TheDoors (11/23/2009) [-]
by failed u mean saying cunt, penis, **** , or nipples? Cuz i failed O_O
#108 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2009) [+] (4 replies)
IF I DON'T GET THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT I'LL DIE!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
User avatar #133 to #108 - futuramafan (11/06/2009) [-]
probably the most thumbed down comment on fj, exept maybe for that one dannnyp comment on "dannyp finally banned" or sumthin like that.
#6 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I can proudly say i had an answer for each question 1 that would get me thrown out of school but still and answer
#7 to #6 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (11/03/2009) [-]
I probably would've gotten exspelled. on the last few. other than "firetruck"
#141 - lostfinalfantis (11/08/2009) [-]
If i was thinking what she was thinking i eally want to be in the first grade if i were eddy
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#87 - joepotts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#128 to #124 - KoolAidOHHYAAH (11/05/2009) [-]
pants with its tongue out cause its hot or some **** . and pants the article of clothing
User avatar #31 - HomeSikk (11/03/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I wonder when hes in 7th
#79 to #58 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2009) [-]
wow! you are a stupid ******* red-neck basterd jirk! #58! you know you're going to hell for that comment! you are SO wrong for saying that...I'd hate to be in your shoes on judgment day. you peice of **** !p.s... i am white , black ppl have feelings too! takes all kinds, but, we could ALL do without your mouth! thumbs up if you-all agree, down if you think like him.
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