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Little Eddy's Test

thumbs up if you would have failed this test, or if you think its funny

A teacher was having trouble with me ether students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is yeti: ?" Eddy answered, Tm tee smart for the My sister is in the third -grade and smarter than she is! I think I be in the third-
grade tee!"
She took Eddy to office.
the mater offre, the to the situation was.
What is 3 it 3?"
Principal: "What is ff a W'
And w it went with every question the principal it a mum know.
The principal leeks at the wand tells. her, "I think Eddy can to the ."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him sum questioner'
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four ifthat I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a it "Legs."
Teather. "What is in your pants that yen have but I do net have?'
The principal wondered, why Mes she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a deg do that a man steps into?"
Eddy: "Pants"
Teacher‘. Whars starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, omit, and mains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: met
The principal' s eyes wen really wide and before he could step the answer,
alftand sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Eddy:
Teacher‘. Now I will ask same "Who am I" wit , okay?
Eddy: Tap.
Teacher. You stick your potes inside me. You tie me dowel to get me up. I get wet before yma do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher. A finger gees in me. You fiddle with me when bred. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense-
Eddy‘. Wedding Ring
Eddy: Nose
Teacher. I have a . My tip penetrates. I cum with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teather. What word starts with an F and ends in 'K' that causes a lot of excitement‘?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh teld the teacher, "Put Eddy in the , I missed the last ten questions myself."
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Submitted: 11/03/2009
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#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [+] (9 replies)
i got another one- what's long, hard, and full of seamen?
#48 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [-]
lady gaga?
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Whats long, black, and smelly?
#101 to #99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [-]
Unemployment line (or rotten dog **** ; really no difference).
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [-]
this just proves even more that Eddy should stay in 1st grade because his mind obviously isnt corrupted/developed enough to join 3rd graders. and for all of you that got turned on by this, that teacher was probably ******* ugly
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [+] (6 replies)
whats long, hard and full of seamen?
#41 to #37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [-]
SUBMARINE!!!!
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
ok...whats brown and sticky?
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a stick
#112 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Well a kid in first grade wouldn't know all that stuff... I hope ._.
#108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [+] (4 replies)
IF I DON'T GET THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT I'LL DIE!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
#113 to #108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [-]
if you needed thumbs up you would have said something funny
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
What tells you to open up, sometimes hurts when it goes in, and tells you to spit once all is done?



THE DENTIST!!!!!!!!11111
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i'm in 6th grade and i understood everyone of those... the internet s ******* with my brain....
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Far to much to read... ill assume its funny
#3 to #2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [-]
read it, it's worth it
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#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx Comment deleted by Abandoned [+] (14 replies)
#70 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [-]
I don't see any indication of the posters nationality anywhere. For all you know this person could come from Australia or any other country in the world. I for one know that there is more than 2 countries in the world. Assuming this poster was English was a mistake and a bad one at that.

Now please go and die in a hole as near to the fiery depths of hell as is possible.

Fag.
#94 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [+] (7 replies)
for the firetruck one it could have bean what starts with F and ends in UCK
User avatar #110 to #107 - aaronsayswazup (11/04/2009) [-]
No, in Soviet Russia... Apple penetrates you.
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [+] (2 replies)
What starts with a P and ends with ORN?
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POPCORN!
User avatar #80 - BlackBirdofChaos (11/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Oh my Gosh!!! I would have been KICKED out of school....



captcha: "tasty"
#90 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [+] (4 replies)
that kid ttlly pwned tht teacher.
User avatar #96 to #90 - KennyMcCormick (11/04/2009) [-]
was it too hard for you to add the "o" and the "a" to "totally", so you had to write "ttlly"?
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2009) [-]
I know I would have answered fdiffernetly.

Captcha: alvin
User avatar #117 - Evil Hero (11/04/2009) [-]
holy crap i would have failed that test!
User avatar #22 - BomberOfChikenz (11/03/2009) [-]
whats big and long and liquid comes out of it?
water hose
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [-]
What is sticky and smooth and brown?
Maple Syrup
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I can proudly say i had an answer for each question 1 that would get me thrown out of school but still and answer
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