A teacher was having trouble with me ether students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is yeti: ?" Eddy answered, Tm tee smart for the My sister is in the third -grade and smarter than she is! I think I be in the third-
She took Eddy to office.
the mater offre, the to the situation was.
What is 3 it 3?"
Principal: "What is ff a W'
And w it went with every question the principal it a mum know.
The principal leeks at the wand tells. her, "I think Eddy can to the ."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him sum questioner'
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four ifthat I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a it "Legs."
Teather. "What is in your pants that yen have but I do net have?'
The principal wondered, why Mes she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a deg do that a man steps into?"
Teacher‘. Whars starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, omit, and mains thin whitish liquid?
The principal' s eyes wen really wide and before he could step the answer,
Teacher‘. Now I will ask same "Who am I" wit , okay?
Teacher. You stick your potes inside me. You tie me dowel to get me up. I get wet before yma do.
Teacher. A finger gees in me. You fiddle with me when bred. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense-
Eddy‘. Wedding Ring
Teacher. I have a . My tip penetrates. I cum with a quiver.
Teather. What word starts with an F and ends in 'K' that causes a lot of excitement‘?
The principal breathed a sigh teld the teacher, "Put Eddy in the , I missed the last ten questions myself."