You guys are fucking retarded if you believe this crock of shit.

The girl is 17 in the copypasta.

Even though age of consent is 16 in Australia, you CANNOT film anyone performing sexual acts under the age of 18.

If that video was shown in court, OP would get fucking vanned so goddamn fast.

Sorry OP, you're a liar and you never had an ex-girlfriend.
Enjoy your hand