# Why Little Johnny Why?

## HE'S GAY? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Little Johnny' s father sat down next to him on the couch one day and said,

Cikan, Johnny, once there was this big, black rooster, and it was sitting on a fence mat.

How many wings does the rooster have?"

Little Johnny replies, ''It has two."

Little Johnny' s father then asks, "How many eyes does the master have?"

Little Johnny replies, ''It has two."

Little Johnny' s father then asks, "Well then, how many legs do you think the rooster had?"

Little Johnny replies, ''It has two, daddy,"

So then, Little Johnny' s haooy says,

Well then, a big white cat walks up to where the oig alack rooster is standing on the fence post

and odens its mouth to hiss at the rooster. How many teeth does the cat have?"

Little Johnny scratches his head and replies, ''I oon' t know daddy, how many teeth does the cat have?"

Little Johnny' s haooy grabs him the arm and exclaims,

Alright boy, how come you know so much about trig alack cock and so little about white pussy?"

Cikan, Johnny, once there was this big, black rooster, and it was sitting on a fence mat.

How many wings does the rooster have?"

Little Johnny replies, ''It has two."

Little Johnny' s father then asks, "How many eyes does the master have?"

Little Johnny replies, ''It has two."

Little Johnny' s father then asks, "Well then, how many legs do you think the rooster had?"

Little Johnny replies, ''It has two, daddy,"

So then, Little Johnny' s haooy says,

Well then, a big white cat walks up to where the oig alack rooster is standing on the fence post

and odens its mouth to hiss at the rooster. How many teeth does the cat have?"

Little Johnny scratches his head and replies, ''I oon' t know daddy, how many teeth does the cat have?"

Little Johnny' s haooy grabs him the arm and exclaims,

Alright boy, how come you know so much about trig alack cock and so little about white pussy?"

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