Why Little Johnny Why?. HE'S GAY? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Little Johnny' s father sat down next to him on the couch one day and said, Cikan, Johnny little johnny

Why Little Johnny Why?

HE'S GAY? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Little Johnny' s father sat down next to him on the couch one day and said,
Cikan, Johnny, once there was this big, black rooster, and it was sitting on a fence mat.
How many wings does the rooster have?"
Little Johnny replies, ''It has two."
Little Johnny' s father then asks, "How many eyes does the master have?"
Little Johnny replies, ''It has two."
Little Johnny' s father then asks, "Well then, how many legs do you think the rooster had?"
Little Johnny replies, ''It has two, daddy,"
So then, Little Johnny' s haooy says,
Well then, a big white cat walks up to where the oig alack rooster is standing on the fence post
and odens its mouth to hiss at the rooster. How many teeth does the cat have?"
Little Johnny scratches his head and replies, ''I oon' t know daddy, how many teeth does the cat have?"
Little Johnny' s haooy grabs him the arm and exclaims,
Alright boy, how come you know so much about trig alack cock and so little about white pussy?"
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#13 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (6 replies)
FAT BEN MADE POOP
User avatar #22 to #13 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (11/02/2009) [-]
anon 13 i hope you die in your sleep
User avatar #4 - luidias (11/02/2009) [+] (2 replies)
This little questionnaire was all the rage back in GRADE SEVEN

#5 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Rule 31: TITS OR GTFO
User avatar #12 to #5 - luidias (11/02/2009) [-]
Don't abuse th rules just cause you know them now.
#1 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (8 replies)
sorry, but this joke is stupid
User avatar #3 to #1 - BurntBiscuits (11/02/2009) [-]
Rule 27 is stupid. The only rules that matter are 1, 2 and 34.

This joke is also stupid.
#43 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [-]
of course these are made up but theyre actually funny
#42 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [-]


Hitler is coming ( y )
#41 - anonymous (11/03/2009) [-]
FAT BEN MADE???????????????????????


POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#36 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [-]
Little Johnny is queer! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Why... why!?
#34 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Can't you see? Little Johnny = The New Fat Ben
Stop Thumbing up these FAGGOT made-up Posts.
#16 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
while this is funny, little johnny is supposed to be the perverted one.
#11 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
that wasnt even funny, i saw that from the beginning
#38 - heatfirelukewarm **User deleted account** (11/02/2009) [-]
LMFAO...
User avatar #31 - Obvious Ninja (11/02/2009) [-]
Thumbs up if you read the last line of the story first and was VERY confused until you read the rest.
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