Why Little Johnny Why?. HE'S GAY? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Little Johnny' s father sat down next to him on the couch one day and said, Cikan, Johnny
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Why Little Johnny Why?

HE'S GAY? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Little Johnny' s father sat down next to him on the couch one day and said,
Cikan, Johnny, once there was this big, black rooster, and it was sitting on a fence mat.
How many wings does the rooster have?"
Little Johnny replies, ''It has two."
Little Johnny' s father then asks, "How many eyes does the master have?"
Little Johnny replies, ''It has two."
Little Johnny' s father then asks, "Well then, how many legs do you think the rooster had?"
Little Johnny replies, ''It has two, daddy,"
So then, Little Johnny' s haooy says,
Well then, a big white cat walks up to where the oig alack rooster is standing on the fence post
and odens its mouth to hiss at the rooster. How many teeth does the cat have?"
Little Johnny scratches his head and replies, ''I oon' t know daddy, how many teeth does the cat have?"
Little Johnny' s haooy grabs him the arm and exclaims,
Alright boy, how come you know so much about trig alack cock and so little about white pussy?"
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Submitted: 11/02/2009
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#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Rule 31: TITS OR GTFO
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
while this is funny, little johnny is supposed to be the perverted one.
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [+] (6 replies)
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#20 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [-]
your mothers chest hair!
User avatar #4 - luidias (11/02/2009) [+] (2 replies)
This little questionnaire was all the rage back in GRADE SEVEN

#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [+] (8 replies)
sorry, but this joke is stupid
#2 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [-]
Rule 27: I question your sexuality.
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Can't you see? Little Johnny = The New Fat Ben
Stop Thumbing up these FAGGOT made-up Posts.
#37 to #34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [-]
first off fat ben was anoying and stupid as for these little johnny bits they are acly funny i think you are just jelious cause you were the one to start fat ben and no one liked you lol fag
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [-]
of course these are made up but theyre actually funny
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
that wasnt even funny, i saw that from the beginning
#30 to #11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [-]
sure you did
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [-]


Hitler is coming ( y )
#38 - heatfirelukewarm **User deleted account** (11/02/2009) [-]
LMFAO...
#41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/03/2009) [-]
FAT BEN MADE???????????????????????


POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2009) [-]
Little Johnny is queer! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Why... why!?
User avatar #31 - Obvious Ninja (11/02/2009) [-]
Thumbs up if you read the last line of the story first and was VERY confused until you read the rest.
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