Little Johnny Racism. Oh the irony. Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?" Alice says, "I played in the sand hyox," Teacher says "That' s good. Go to  little johnny

Little Johnny Racism

Oh the irony

Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"
Alice says, "I played in the sand hyox,"
Teacher says "That' s good. Go to the , and it you can write sand‘ correctly,
I' ll give you a deskie." She tides and gets a cookie.
Teacher asks Little Johnny what he did at recess.
Johnny says, "I played with Alice in sand he: -r."
Teacher says, "Good. It you write Eek" correctly en ,
I' ll give you a fresh baked deskie." Little Johnny (lees, and gets a cookie.
Teacher then asks Mustafar what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Johnny, but they threw racks at me,"
Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial .
If you can the and write blatant racial discrimination" I' ll give you a deskie."
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Submitted: 11/02/2009
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User avatar #32 - Acrylic (11/02/2009) [+] (3 replies)
B...L...A.... **** IT! MY PEOPLE WILL KILL YOU ALLL!
User avatar #36 to #32 - Acrylic (11/02/2009) [-]
Someone wasn't hugged enough as a child.
User avatar #55 - Killer Lols (11/02/2009) [+] (5 replies)
omg i loled

she makes him spell 3 long words when the other kids have to spell 3-4letter words xD

no cookie for that boy
User avatar #61 to #55 - Burningblaze (11/02/2009) [-]
*salutes* Captain Obvious!
#10 - Deuces **User deleted account** (11/02/2009) [-]
mufassa mufassa muffassa!!!!!! ooooh that tingles-lion king
#2 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (2 replies)
**** ALL U RACIST PUSSY BASTARDS
User avatar #3 to #2 - FAISCISTBUG (11/02/2009) [-]
something tells me u talk just to here ur voice in real life....
User avatar #49 - Greg T (11/02/2009) [+] (4 replies)
little johnny is dumb. go ed cullen!
User avatar #60 to #49 - DarkVoid (11/02/2009) [-]
*sigh* u should of been swallowed
User avatar #7 - Obvious Ninja (11/02/2009) [-]
What the hell, Little Johnny wasn't in the punchline on this one? I'm calling fake.
#20 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i can write it on the bord!im not shurr if eye'll spell it write, but i can right it on teh bord!
#26 to #20 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (11/02/2009) [-]
eye toled uoy not two lesen two thise lyars!!!:D
User avatar #70 - Detroits Ayrab (11/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
lmfaoo this is hilarious..and im arabic..my best freind name is mahmoud lmao, wich it is mahmoud, not machmoud lol, but either way i love this joke..and dont start with the recist things cuz even i find it to be funny lol
User avatar #30 - AdmiralAckbar (11/02/2009) [-]
That's the spirit.
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#34 to #29 - F A T B E N (11/02/2009) [-]
YOU DIDNT MAKE ME I MADE YOU.
User avatar #14 - moonshine (11/02/2009) [-]
i hav a feeling hes not gettin a cookie. is this the cuz of 9/11?
#72 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
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#69 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [-]
Can't you see? Little Johnny = The New Fat Ben
Stop Thumbing up these FAGGOT made-up Posts.
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
LAME JOKE!! and just cause their indian doesnt mean its "raicial discrimintaion" maybe he was just a jerk to them earlier and stole their lunch cause hes mad that hes the only muslim in class.
#65 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [-]
Who would win in a fight, Dannny P or Fat Ben, but dont forget Fat ben is able to make poop
captcha: vogue
#48 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [-]
Omfg hilairious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
User avatar #39 - Shiny ONLINE (11/02/2009) [+] (8 replies)
On second thought, let's do some math.

What is 9 divided by 11?
User avatar #63 to #39 - rawrimmatiger (11/02/2009) [-]
its possible ******** , it'd just go into decimals
#37 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [-]
haha, this is funny as hell
#27 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Boo! :(
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