Little Johnny Learns English. This guy is kickass. Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help, Dad, can you tel little johnny
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Little Johnny Learns English

This guy is kickass

Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help,
Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I' ll display it to you,
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Hottest guildford for a million dollars.
Then go ask your sister if she would leep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then come back and tell me hat you' learned."
Little Johnny is puzzled, out he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means.
He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Hebert Redford?"
His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says,
Don' t tell your father, out yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her,
Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
His sister looks up and says, "Demigod! Definitely!"
Little Johnny goes pack to his father and says. "Dad, I think We figured it out.
Potentially, we' re sitting on two million trucks. out in reality, we' re living with two whores."
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Submitted: 11/01/2009
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User avatar #4 - DarthDefault (11/02/2009) [-]
These were funnier when I saw them in my dads joke book from the 60's...
#10 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [-]
Can't you see? Little Johnny = The New Fat Ben
Stop Thumbing up these FAGGOT made-up Posts.
#5 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I never read these anymore because they're all just so ******* stupid.
#2 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [-]
man idk if thisis good or bad parenting!!! capcha:craft(macoronii :)}
#1 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (2 replies)
that aint all there is, half the joke is missing. he also has a brother, and the punch line is two sluts and a queer
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