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Who is billy mays? Gtfo.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO BILLY MAYS IS GTFO!
THUMBS UP TO GET RID OF THOSE NOT KNOWING BILLY MAYS WHORE NOOBS!
THUMBS UP TO GET RID OF THOSE NOT KNOWING BILLY MAYS WHORE NOOBS!
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#66
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anonymous
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you shut your whore mouth when billy maze is talking
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Crossraod
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we should honor him with the $19.95 dollar bill
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SHUT UP Anonymous you comment to much!
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anonymous
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Honestly? FAIL
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anonymous
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Although he looked kind of nutty
He sold us cool stuff like silly putty
Billy Mays, to me you are forever alive
For you I would sell my soul for only 19.95
He sold us cool stuff like silly putty
Billy Mays, to me you are forever alive
For you I would sell my soul for only 19.95
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anonymous
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BUT WAIT!!!!! with this special offer, you can get two of his souls for 19.95 and free shipping and if you call within the next ten minutes, you can have his childhood memories for free!!!!!!!!!!!!
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o Beaufort o
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we'll also throw in a free book light for buying his soul
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anonymous
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lol, #46 u idiot billy mays didnt do the stupid blanket thing, lol, love how they throw in a booklight that has nothing to do with it!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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anonymous
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but wait if you pay spearate shipping and handling we'll triple that offer to 6 stix of mighty putty
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anonymous
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but WAIT THERE'S MORE! If you call within the next 5 minutes, you will get not only 2 souls, childhood memories, and a booklight, but we'll also throw in the brand new Oxyclean Soul Cleanse...ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95!! Call now!
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anonymous
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WAIT, THERES MORE, IF YOU POST THIS ON FUNNYJUNK I'LL THROW IN A SET OF HERCULES HOOKS! ABSOLUTLEY FREE!
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BUT WAIT, THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME DEAL, IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES YOU WILL GET A FREE BILLY MAYS KEY, FOR ALL THOSE TIMES OF FEELING LOUD IN THE SPECIAL WAY
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anonymous
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AN IF YOU CALL IN NEXT 2 MINUTES WE'LL THORW IN SATAN'S SOUL SO YOU"D GET 2 SOULS, CHILDHOOD MEMORIES, A BOOK LIGHT, 6 STICKS OF MIGHTY PUTTY, A SET OF HERCULES HOOKS, AND A KEY ONLY FOR A WOPPINGLY LOW PRICE OF $19.95!!
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Scout Compton
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! If you buy this bottle of oxy-clean for $19.95, I'll make you a SAMMICH!
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anonymous
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but wait, theres more!! if you call in the next sixty seconds you will recieve a free Billy Mays Mask!!
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anonymous
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Hi! It's Vince with Shamwow! You'll be saying WOW everytime you use this towel! The Shamwow sells for $19.95, and you get 1 for the house, 1 for the car, 2 for the kitchen and bathroom and look at this...we'll give you a SECOND set absolutely free. So that's 8 Shamwows, for $19.95! And if you call now, within the next 20 minutes 'cause we can't do this all day, you'll get the Shamwow Mop, a $20 value, free!
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who gives a fuck about billy mays. yeah he sold shit on t.v. who gives a fuck.
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Billy Mays was just a loudmouth ass who sold other peoples stuff for them. Yes, he was just a mascot, or little more than a glorified street vendor...
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anonymous
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you shut your bitchass mouth billy mays was the shit r.i.p.
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anonymous
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oh you little fag and this post goes to millaboy as well so fuck off you two and rest in peace billy mays
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anonymous
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Well he was a great guy, the products he sold were awesome, the way he sold things was so full of energy you couldn't not buy them, and he was the best salesman until Vince came along. I guess if you didn't grow up with him you wouldn't understand.
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Im gonna start an evil cult for people worshiping our god and savor, Billy Mays. Anyone with me???
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anonymous
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I would join... Hail Billy Mays... Hail random object that will make life easier.
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anonymous
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And together we would be the best fucking salesmen EVER.
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anonymous
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billy mays voice was annoying, but he was still awesome
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RikkiLynn
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Wow. I'm tottally in this picture. i'm so special.
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why the fuck are you alive?
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Maldar
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BILLY MAYS ALERT! TIRED OF PEOPLE NOT KNOWING WHO I AM AFTER I'M DEAD? WELL THE BILLY MAYS ALERT WILL KICK THEM RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BALLS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT! FOR ONLY TWO PAYMENTS OF $19.99! BUT WAIT! CALL RIGHT NOW AND WE'LL EVEN THROW IN THE SCROTUM SCRUBBER! ARE YOU TIRED OF MISCELLANEOUS BUGS FUNGI AND CRITTERS ON YOUR SCROTUM? WE'LL THE SCROTUM SCRUBBER IS FOR YOU! JUST CALL 1-800-bmays-alert! THATS 1-800-bmays-alert!! ORDERED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Every time someone starts with "Hi, Billy Mays here" in all caps, I just read it in his voice.
See kids? He lives in all of us.
See kids? He lives in all of us.
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anonymous
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your a fucking douche bag for thinking the day the impossible happened was funny...i hope u get the same treatment ugly got then you'll see how funny it is
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anonymous
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well thats what you get when you ask assholes a stupid question...i suggest using google next time and then you can be part of the crowd making fun of the people that dont know what it is
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anonymous
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Whoever doesn't know who Billy Mays is, fails at internet. Its really that simple, he was like Jesus.
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futuramafan
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correction:
Whoever doesn't know who Billy Mays is, fails at internet. Its really that simple, he WAS Jesus.
hope that clears it up. did anyone notice the tags?
Whoever doesn't know who Billy Mays is, fails at internet. Its really that simple, he WAS Jesus.
hope that clears it up. did anyone notice the tags?
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anonymous
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Correction:
He IS Jesus, IN THE FUTURE
He IS Jesus, IN THE FUTURE
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anonymous
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yo its not cause you don't know who is fucking billy mays that you are dumb. and seriously, who would give a fuck about a guy who used to be in the oxy clean commercials and who is dead know. seriously, fuck billy mays
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anonymous
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GTFO!!! You can go suck a cock... Billy Mays was an amazing genorous man, who gave us some of the most useful items of all time... Your just to retarded to know who he is and are trying to cover that up.
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anonymous
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No one cares about Billy Mays outside of the US.
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anonymous
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YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN TALKING ABOUT BILLY MAYZ
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Im canadian and he's my hero.
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