D-I-V-O-R-C-E. . JOHHNY AND MARISSA. FIRST COMMES THEN COMES AN SITTING IN A TREE, LOVE, THEN ABRUPT, TRASH: COMES MARRIAGE. . THEN COMES BLAME, JOHNNY LEAVES T
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D-I-V-O-R-C-E

JOHHNY AND MARISSA. FIRST COMMES THEN COMES AN
SITTING IN A TREE, LOVE, THEN ABRUPT, TRASH:
COMES MARRIAGE. .
THEN COMES BLAME, JOHNNY LEAVES
THEN COMES . MALISSA AND
TWO HEARTS DAMAGED '
BEYOND REPAIR... TAKES THE TREE‘
Cyanide and Happiness C) Explosives
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Submitted: 11/01/2009
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#6 - Cero **User deleted account** (11/01/2009) [+] (5 replies)
once upon a time a man asked his girlfriend to marry him. she said "NO!". then they broke up. the man lived the rest of his life farting, watching tv, and everything else, whenever he wanted. the end.
#1 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [+] (1 reply)
At least the warning should help keep them together...
#28 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [+] (9 replies)
if the girl's name was sarah that would be creepy because thats exactly what happened to my brother john, except his wife's name was sarah
#30 to #28 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [-]
OMG! SHE TOOK THE TREE?!?
#35 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [+] (4 replies)
i sung this to my friends when they broke up xD
User avatar #9 - Obvious Ninja (11/01/2009) [+] (6 replies)
I think the girl is still trying to figure out what "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" spells...
User avatar #20 - cougarmelon (11/01/2009) [-]
ROFL D-I-V-O-R-C-E
#19 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [+] (3 replies)
wtf is marissa not doing with my sandwich in her hand
#26 to #19 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [-]
hey, dude stop being such a sexist retard
"why no sammich???"
people like you r ******* stupid
this is probably why you don't have lives.
User avatar #4 - TehShocker (11/01/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Remeber kids, wait until you're married!

Unless you want to burn in the eternal fires of hell.
User avatar #7 to #4 - hobocow (11/01/2009) [-]
hey dude the word is out... theirs lesbians in hell. its not as bad as they say.
#3 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [-]
lol win
User avatar #71 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/01/2010) [-]
First he was like :D
Then he was like ;)
Then he was like :O
Then he was like :\
Then he was like :{
Then he was like BWAAAAA
User avatar #60 - Superjunk (11/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I laughed so hard i shot milk out my nose... and i havent had any!!

i best go to the doctors...
#61 to #60 - anonymous (11/04/2009) [-]
You sure thats milk?
#43 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [-]
Lol omg i gotta say this to a cople of my friends. x0
User avatar #70 - chinchompa (03/01/2010) [-]
**chinchompa rolls 183,911,647**lol i gotta sing that to a couple at mah school >.>
#57 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
HOLY **** !!!!!!!!!
THAT BITCH TOOK THE TREE!!!!
#48 - anonymous (11/02/2009) [+] (2 replies)
E-X-P-L-O-S-M-.-N-E-T GO TO IT!!!!
#44 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [+] (1 reply)
"Johnny Leaves Marissa, and takes the tree"

Sounds to me like Johnny has the tree.....

????
#22 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [-]
******* GOLD!!
#21 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [-]
LOL if johnny thinks HES taking the tree hes got something coming, bitch gon' leave wit it all
User avatar #73 - kakashi (03/07/2010) [-]
This is AWESOME!
#27 - anonymous (11/01/2009) [-]
bich stole my gurl
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