D-I-V-O-R-C-E. . JOHHNY AND MARISSA. FIRST COMMES THEN COMES AN SITTING IN A TREE, LOVE, THEN ABRUPT, TRASH: COMES MARRIAGE. . THEN COMES BLAME, JOHNNY LEAVES T
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D-I-V-O-R-C-E

JOHHNY AND MARISSA. FIRST COMMES THEN COMES AN
SITTING IN A TREE, LOVE, THEN ABRUPT, TRASH:
COMES MARRIAGE. .
THEN COMES BLAME, JOHNNY LEAVES
THEN COMES . MALISSA AND
TWO HEARTS DAMAGED '
BEYOND REPAIR... TAKES THE TREE‘
Cyanide and Happiness C) Explosives
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Submitted: 11/01/2009
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#6 - Cero **User deleted account** (11/01/2009) [+] (5 replies)
once upon a time a man asked his girlfriend to marry him. she said "NO!". then they broke up. the man lived the rest of his life farting, watching tv, and everything else, whenever he wanted. the end.
User avatar #9 - Obvious Ninja (11/01/2009) [+] (6 replies)
I think the girl is still trying to figure out what "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" spells...
User avatar #20 - cougarmelon (11/01/2009) [-]
ROFL D-I-V-O-R-C-E
User avatar #4 - TehShocker (11/01/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Remeber kids, wait until you're married!

Unless you want to burn in the eternal fires of hell.
User avatar #7 to #4 - hobocow (11/01/2009) [-]
hey dude the word is out... theirs lesbians in hell. its not as bad as they say.
User avatar #71 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/01/2010) [-]
First he was like :D
Then he was like ;)
Then he was like :O
Then he was like :\
Then he was like :{
Then he was like BWAAAAA
#35 - anonexplains (11/01/2009) [+] (4 replies)
i sung this to my friends when they broke up xD
+4
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User avatar #70 - chinchompa (03/01/2010) [-]
**chinchompa rolls 183,911,647**lol i gotta sing that to a couple at mah school >.>
User avatar #73 - kakashi (03/07/2010) [-]
This is AWESOME!
User avatar #60 - Superjunk (11/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I laughed so hard i shot milk out my nose... and i havent had any!!

i best go to the doctors...
#77 - anonexplains (05/15/2013) [-]
miscarriage, I SUMMON YOU!
#48 - anonexplains (11/02/2009) [+] (2 replies)
E-X-P-L-O-S-M-.-N-E-T GO TO IT!!!!
#47 - anonexplains (11/02/2009) [-]
im still laughing. my ribs hurt ftw ^_^
#44 - anonexplains (11/01/2009) [+] (1 reply)
"Johnny Leaves Marissa, and takes the tree"

Sounds to me like Johnny has the tree.....

????
#43 - anonexplains (11/01/2009) [-]
Lol omg i gotta say this to a cople of my friends. x0
#42 - anonexplains (11/01/2009) [-]
My tree beatch!
#37 - anonexplains (11/01/2009) [-]
Mentlegen, this is our future.
#34 - anonexplains (11/01/2009) [-]
If you hate the term Sammich go to the Link to have a good laugh
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/75860/Actuality/
#28 - anonexplains (11/01/2009) [+] (9 replies)
if the girl's name was sarah that would be creepy because thats exactly what happened to my brother john, except his wife's name was sarah
#3 - anonexplains (11/01/2009) [-]
lol win
#1 - anonexplains (11/01/2009) [+] (1 reply)
At least the warning should help keep them together...
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