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Submitted: 10/31/2009
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#35 - devout feminist (11/01/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?
#33 - devout feminist (10/31/2009) [-]
that was so beautiful! i almost started crying
User avatar #30 - CityKid (10/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
someone please explain it to me? i didn't get the joke....
#34 to #30 - devout feminist (11/01/2009) [-]
Refrigerator
#50 - devout feminist (11/01/2009) [-]
You shut your whore mouth
When Billy Mays is talking
Super Monkey Nut
User avatar #10 - Arsonist (10/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Vegeta is mad
What is the power level?
Over 9000
User avatar #52 - kramer (11/01/2009) [+] (2 replies)
'Jerry, your frigerator's running.'
User avatar #47 - Vegeto (11/01/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Danny P sucks ass
He should go to hell right now
Along with his friends
User avatar #29 - sgtpaint (10/31/2009) [-]
yes, hello.....is your fridge running?
#96 - devout feminist (11/01/2009) [-]
This pic made me laugh
But you know my haiku fails
cuz this line is going to be more than 5 sylolbols and poorly spelled.
#39 - devout feminist (11/01/2009) [-]
Dolphin x lemon = Potato
#92 - devout feminist (11/01/2009) [-]
my haiku is bad
so if you want to read it
you already are
;)
User avatar #104 - Peachfuzz (11/05/2009) [-]
This World I Gave Birth,
You Do Not Test My Power,
Now Make Me Sammich.
#99 - devout feminist (11/01/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Even off the/
Top of my head, I can think/
up a simple one/
#100 to #99 - devout feminist (11/02/2009) [-]
dude ur top line is only 4 lol
User avatar #84 - Sephriomnislash (11/01/2009) [-]
I submitted this haiku to my teacher because it was my homework. When I handed it in, she pissed herself in laughter and we got a free period.
User avatar #73 - Shiny (11/01/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I wrote one as well
But it is not very good
So I won't share it
User avatar #103 - FUCKYOUSPAMMERS (11/05/2009) [-]
Can not find in stores
Slapchop is not expensive
you will love my nuts
User avatar #7 - HIMTheSixSixSix (10/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
variation:

Haikus are funny
sometimes they dont maek much sense
refrigerator

hehehe
#9 to #7 - devout feminist (10/31/2009) [-]
You fail at life
#54 - devout feminist (11/01/2009) [+] (1 reply)
http://www.prizerebel.com/index.php?r=980753
Get Free Games!
User avatar #64 to #54 - gbpgbp (11/01/2009) [-]
dumbass alert, dumbass alert
#43 - devout feminist (11/01/2009) [-]
i haven't seen anything this clever in a while.
#21 - Hawild (10/31/2009) [-]
Marijuana? I think so!
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