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You: HOW DARE YOU<br />...more » Connecting to server...<br />
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />
You: HOW DARE YOU<br />
Stranger: dont tell me your looking for a naughty girl ;D<br />
You: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS<br />
You: *sob*<br />
Stranger: how did you find out?!<br />
Stranger: who told you?!<br />
You: JAMES OF COURSE<br />
You: I CANT BELIEVE IT<br />
You: I cant believe you.. you...<br />
You: YOU BROKE THE TOASTER!<br />
Stranger: WHAT?! I HATE HIM!!! Im soo sorry<br />
Stranger: PLease dont end us?<br />
You: WELL ITS TOO LATE!<br />
You: I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS ANY MORE!<br />
Stranger: NOO! We're meant to be together<br />
You: IM SORRY, IM GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE...<br />
Stranger: forever and ever<br />
You: no wait, I like the house... IM SORRY, YOURE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE!<br />
Stranger: NOO, we've been together for 3 mintues, we cant just abanddon what we have together its too special<br />
You: I DONT CARE<br />
You: THAT TOASTER WAS LIKE A TOASTER TO ME!<br />
You: I EVEN NAMED IT!<br />
You: But you didnt care, did you? no, you just BROKE IT, you heartless bastard!<br />
You: (or bitch, if youre female)<br />
Stranger: Im sorry it was just sitting there like a toaster, TRYING to PISS me off, I COULDNT TAKE IT ANYMORE<br />
You: WELL YOU COULD HAVE LEFT, COULDNT YOU<br />
Stranger: NOO ITS MY HOUSE, THE TOASTER HAD TO GO!<br />
You: ITS OUR house!! The toaster was my only real love..<br />
You: YES, Anthony, Ive been cheating on you!!!<br />
You: WITH THE TOASTER!<br />
Stranger: WHAT?!?! NOOOOOO, I LOVED YOU<br />
You: but now... its gone forever.. *sob wail*<br />
You: but I didnt love you...<br />
You: goodbye, anthony<br />
You: good luck<br />
You: *leaves*<br />
You: *James enters*<br />
Stranger: WE CAN GET A NEW TOASTER and have a threesome! <br />
You: hey whats going on?<br />
You: what?<br />
You: Thanks, Ill pass<br />
Stranger: you BASTARD! you told on me<br />
You: huh, what??<br />
Stranger: I broke the toaster, and you told. I loved her and you made her leave me<br />
Stranger: im goign to have to kill you *pulls out knife from pocket*<br />
You: what? no! Marietta hated me!! It was Sandra!! I would never betray you<br />
You: It was sandra, I swear<br />
You: That heartless bitch wanted you two to separate!<br />
You: that way she would have you!<br />
Stranger: I dont believe youu..*moves forward threateningly*<br />
You: No!No!<br />
You: Call her in<br />
You: Shell tell you<br />
You: *runs off*<br />
You: *Sandra enters*<br />
You: yes, you called for me sir?<br />
Stranger: Did YOU tell on me for breaking the toaster?<br />
You: No! Im so sorry Anthony, I had to! She didnt really love you, Marietta was CHEATING on you!! IM the one who REALLY loves you, Anthony!!!<br />
You: *sees knife*<br />
Stranger: I loved her..you ruined MY life so now Ill have to ruin yours.. *looks at knife and puts it out in front of me*<br />
You: no! My life is already ruined, but spare it! Im too young to die<br />
You: (24)<br />
You: (lets pretend)<br />
Stranger: How is your life ruined?<br />
Stranger: I lost my LOVE of three WHOLE mintues<br />
Stranger: MY life is RUINED<br />
You: I NEVER HAD YOU!<br />
You: I HAD TO SEE YOU EVERY DAY<br />
You: And always in the knoledge that you... that you were with HER<br />
Stranger: YOU dont deserve me<br />
You: WAIT! GIVE US A CHANCE!!!<br />
Stranger: why should I..?<br />
You: BECAUSE WE ARE SPECIAL<br />
You: We are meant to be together anthony... please...<br />
Stranger: Finee *moves forward to hug you*<br />
You: Oh Anthony..<br />
Stranger: Hehe I love youu<br />
You: I love you too...<br />
Stranger: Oh yesss! Lets go find Marietta and telll herr XD<br />
You: Yess,!!! LETS MURDER MARIETTA<br />
You: *MArietta enters<br />
Stranger: *pulls out knife again*<br />
You: M: Whats going on here?<br />
You: Wait, whats that?<br />
You: S: Im sorrry marietta. You dont deserve life<br />
Stranger: A knife BITCH<br />
You: M: NO!<br />
You: S: I mean come on, you had sex with a toaster!<br />
Stranger: yeahh really! thats screwed up. We were together for 3 whole minutes and you just threw that down the drain, you deserve to die<br />
You: M: No! Wait.... THAt was lies, ALL LIES!!!<br />
You: *starts backing away*<br />
Stranger: *runs forward with knife in front*<br />
Stranger: *trips and falls*<br />
You: S: OH NO!<br />
Stranger: *stabs self with knife accidentally*<br />
Stranger: Ohhh sarahh, im dyinggg<br />
You: OH NO!<br />
You: ANTHONY<br />
You: What are your last dying words?<br />
Stranger: I love youuu!<br />
You: "please post this on funnyjunk" were gonna be mine<br />
You: but you died first -.-<br />
You: Aww, thanks<br />
You: *sandra cries*<br />
You: *Marietta buys new toaster*<br />
You: THE END<br />
Stranger: Oh yayy I LOVE this storyy! ^_^<br />
You: so do I !<br />
You: do you have a funnyjunk account?<br />
Stranger: noo<br />
You: well Ill create one and post this<br />
Stranger: mmkayy!<br />
You: my account is gonna be called Effgie<br />
You: hope you find it :D<br />
Stranger: okayy! <br />
You: :)<br />
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />
You: HOW DARE YOU<br />...more » Connecting to server...<br />
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />
You: HOW DARE YOU<br />
Stranger: dont tell me your looking for a naughty girl ;D<br />
You: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS<br />
You: *sob*<br />
Stranger: how did you find out?!<br />
Stranger: who told you?!<br />
You: JAMES OF COURSE<br />
You: I CANT BELIEVE IT<br />
You: I cant believe you.. you...<br />
You: YOU BROKE THE TOASTER!<br />
Stranger: WHAT?! I HATE HIM!!! Im soo sorry<br />
Stranger: PLease dont end us?<br />
You: WELL ITS TOO LATE!<br />
You: I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS ANY MORE!<br />
Stranger: NOO! We're meant to be together<br />
You: IM SORRY, IM GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE...<br />
Stranger: forever and ever<br />
You: no wait, I like the house... IM SORRY, YOURE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE!<br />
Stranger: NOO, we've been together for 3 mintues, we cant just abanddon what we have together its too special<br />
You: I DONT CARE<br />
You: THAT TOASTER WAS LIKE A TOASTER TO ME!<br />
You: I EVEN NAMED IT!<br />
You: But you didnt care, did you? no, you just BROKE IT, you heartless bastard!<br />
You: (or bitch, if youre female)<br />
Stranger: Im sorry it was just sitting there like a toaster, TRYING to PISS me off, I COULDNT TAKE IT ANYMORE<br />
You: WELL YOU COULD HAVE LEFT, COULDNT YOU<br />
Stranger: NOO ITS MY HOUSE, THE TOASTER HAD TO GO!<br />
You: ITS OUR house!! The toaster was my only real love..<br />
You: YES, Anthony, Ive been cheating on you!!!<br />
You: WITH THE TOASTER!<br />
Stranger: WHAT?!?! NOOOOOO, I LOVED YOU<br />
You: but now... its gone forever.. *sob wail*<br />
You: but I didnt love you...<br />
You: goodbye, anthony<br />
You: good luck<br />
You: *leaves*<br />
You: *James enters*<br />
Stranger: WE CAN GET A NEW TOASTER and have a threesome! <br />
You: hey whats going on?<br />
You: what?<br />
You: Thanks, Ill pass<br />
Stranger: you BASTARD! you told on me<br />
You: huh, what??<br />
Stranger: I broke the toaster, and you told. I loved her and you made her leave me<br />
Stranger: im goign to have to kill you *pulls out knife from pocket*<br />
You: what? no! Marietta hated me!! It was Sandra!! I would never betray you<br />
You: It was sandra, I swear<br />
You: That heartless bitch wanted you two to separate!<br />
You: that way she would have you!<br />
Stranger: I dont believe youu..*moves forward threateningly*<br />
You: No!No!<br />
You: Call her in<br />
You: Shell tell you<br />
You: *runs off*<br />
You: *Sandra enters*<br />
You: yes, you called for me sir?<br />
Stranger: Did YOU tell on me for breaking the toaster?<br />
You: No! Im so sorry Anthony, I had to! She didnt really love you, Marietta was CHEATING on you!! IM the one who REALLY loves you, Anthony!!!<br />
You: *sees knife*<br />
Stranger: I loved her..you ruined MY life so now Ill have to ruin yours.. *looks at knife and puts it out in front of me*<br />
You: no! My life is already ruined, but spare it! Im too young to die<br />
You: (24)<br />
You: (lets pretend)<br />
Stranger: How is your life ruined?<br />
Stranger: I lost my LOVE of three WHOLE mintues<br />
Stranger: MY life is RUINED<br />
You: I NEVER HAD YOU!<br />
You: I HAD TO SEE YOU EVERY DAY<br />
You: And always in the knoledge that you... that you were with HER<br />
Stranger: YOU dont deserve me<br />
You: WAIT! GIVE US A CHANCE!!!<br />
Stranger: why should I..?<br />
You: BECAUSE WE ARE SPECIAL<br />
You: We are meant to be together anthony... please...<br />
Stranger: Finee *moves forward to hug you*<br />
You: Oh Anthony..<br />
Stranger: Hehe I love youu<br />
You: I love you too...<br />
Stranger: Oh yesss! Lets go find Marietta and telll herr XD<br />
You: Yess,!!! LETS MURDER MARIETTA<br />
You: *MArietta enters<br />
Stranger: *pulls out knife again*<br />
You: M: Whats going on here?<br />
You: Wait, whats that?<br />
You: S: Im sorrry marietta. You dont deserve life<br />
Stranger: A knife BITCH<br />
You: M: NO!<br />
You: S: I mean come on, you had sex with a toaster!<br />
Stranger: yeahh really! thats screwed up. We were together for 3 whole minutes and you just threw that down the drain, you deserve to die<br />
You: M: No! Wait.... THAt was lies, ALL LIES!!!<br />
You: *starts backing away*<br />
Stranger: *runs forward with knife in front*<br />
Stranger: *trips and falls*<br />
You: S: OH NO!<br />
Stranger: *stabs self with knife accidentally*<br />
Stranger: Ohhh sarahh, im dyinggg<br />
You: OH NO!<br />
You: ANTHONY<br />
You: What are your last dying words?<br />
Stranger: I love youuu!<br />
You: "please post this on funnyjunk" were gonna be mine<br />
You: but you died first -.-<br />
You: Aww, thanks<br />
You: *sandra cries*<br />
You: *Marietta buys new toaster*<br />
You: THE END<br />
Stranger: Oh yayy I LOVE this storyy! ^_^<br />
You: so do I !<br />
You: do you have a funnyjunk account?<br />
Stranger: noo<br />
You: well Ill create one and post this<br />
Stranger: mmkayy!<br />
You: my account is gonna be called Effgie<br />
You: hope you find it :D<br />
Stranger: okayy! <br />
You: :)<br />
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SeniorCustard (12/02/2009) [-] I dont think many ppl noticed the funnyjunk was in the description. Put in in a gif! NEW TOASTER WILL CHEAT ON U AGAINN!! NOOOO!
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