In Loving Memory. In loving memory of Joseph R. Hawk - January 5, 1991 - August 28, 2010. Dear Funnyjunk I have a grim message I would like to share with you. Y
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In Loving Memory

In loving memory of Joseph R. Hawk - January 5, 1991 - August 28, 2010

Dear Funnyjunk
I have a grim message I would like to share with you. Yesterday,
on Saturday, August 28th, my brother Joseph was killed in a fatal head-
on collision with another car, when he was coming home from the
beach between 4: and 4: . Eye witnesses claim that Joseph
was following the speed limit, however the person in the second car
was going between 90 and mo miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour
zone.
Both Joseph and the second driver were killed isntantly.
pt note was found in the back seat of the second driver' s car. The note
reads:
Dear friends, family, and whomever it may concern
For the past couple of months, I have been turning over in my head the
point of my life continuing. My girlfriend of four years, Lindsay, broke up
with me. It threw me into a deep depression, causing me to lose my job.
I have been living on the streets for some time now. Today, on August
28, 2010, I will end my misery by piggybacking any vehicle I possibly can,
and driving into another object. I love you all.
Love, Richard
Joseph was only 19 years old.
He was planning on leaving for Boot Camp sometime in the spring of
2011, to join the U. S. Armed Forces.
I don' t ask for thumbs for this image. The only reason I post it here is as
a reminder of my brother on my Funnyjunk profile.
Joseph, you were the best brother anyone could ask for. You were there
for me when nowone else was, even if it was just a scrape. I love you, and
hope that we will be together again someday.
In Loving of
Joseph R, ,
January 5335, 1991 - August 28, 2010
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Submitted: 08/29/2010
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#36 - JohnMarston **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#28 - zoobob (08/29/2010) [-]
cool story bro
User avatar #24 - snakedoctor (08/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wow this isnt sympathy junk thats what 4chans for
User avatar #41 - AresX (08/30/2010) [-]
one shot one kill, ******* PWNED BITCH
User avatar #40 - Imbtrtenu (08/30/2010) [-]
He looks like a fagot. And for anyone who believes this, you are all retarded. What ******* retard pulls a "A close person died" right after someone else. Now don't get me wrong, I find death just as hilarious as I possibly can. But who the **** cares. Goddamn ********* . This site is for funny things. And like previously stated some people find death funny. But that's for a different site. Goddamn.
User avatar #38 - AvalonD (08/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm deeply sorry for your loss, and I'm sure he appreciates that you are trying to spread the word, but FJ really isn't the place to do this.
User avatar #43 to #38 - Ufail (08/30/2010) [-]
thats why its fake
fake scenario: your brother dies
you either:A.cry
B.post on funnyjunk
which is more realistic
User avatar #35 - uJUSTfailed ONLINE (08/29/2010) [-]
pshahahahaha! ****** funniest thing ive seen all day
User avatar #34 - klotentwentyfour (08/29/2010) [-]
fake. Why the HELL do you think you'd need a pic to "remember" what are you gonna forget or something?
#31 - demonicman (08/29/2010) [-]
Seriously? Not one of these again.
You need a reminder of your brother? Your really that forgetful?
And if you wanted to keep something like this, why not just save it to your computer?
We don't need to know about your brother's death, we don't know him.
For all we know this is just a attempt for thumbs.
I see little reason why you would post this one FJ, little of them are good.
User avatar #6 - moogian ONLINE (08/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i really hope u didnt do sumthing like this on 4chan to or else they will **** the living **** outa this
#7 to #6 - DiseasedToe (08/29/2010) [-]
i didn't. i went to 4chan ONCE and i swear i'll never go back again.
#42 - nevermoredead **User deleted account** (08/30/2010) [-]
you should kill your self too
User avatar #30 - Muffinboy (08/29/2010) [-]
Im sorry to say sir, but your brother was indeed alive when i reached the car, but, dude to the fact that there was a box of deep-fried rings of bread in his back seat, the flames gently licking away, i had to save them, for the glaze had almost melted! Anyways, cool story bro!
#20 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I see so Im gonna have to point this out? really? no one else? *sigh* fine
as pimp named slickback would say he had an unhealthy bitch dependency.
your brother was obviously an emo and/or borderline insane. The fact that he let his life get ****** up so bad by a woman is disgusting to me he was probably gonna kill himself later. you don't see it because of your attachment to him.
I'm not posing this comment to be an ass I'm not posting it for thumbs I'm posting it to inform you that 1 your brother probably has always been insane and 2 you abviously didnt know him half as well as you think you did
User avatar #23 to #20 - moogian ONLINE (08/29/2010) [-]
dude im sorry but u fail horribly
User avatar #18 - jinchuuriki (08/29/2010) [-]
Cool story bro
User avatar #9 - puppyfood (08/29/2010) [-]
I wasn't aware this was the obituaries.
#48 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2010) [-]
DON'T ******* THUMB THIS GUY UP, HE IS A THUMB WHORE.
#47 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2010) [-]
sorry for your loss dude
User avatar #46 - kieranbaker (08/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
My cousin died in Iraq trying to save my sorry ass, if it wasn't for him I would be up to my neck in talibanies, I already hated it enough due to the fact that it was a sand desert, I am use to a snow desert.
#50 to #46 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2010) [-]
don't ******* believe him, there is no obituary or any evidence to support that this isn't thumb-whoring.
#37 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2010) [-]
shoulda named him mike
User avatar #10 - pringlez (08/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
for all the trolls who troll here, i make up for your them. turly this is heartwarming. anyone with a heart should be sorry. i know i am.

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User avatar #45 to #10 - Ufail (08/30/2010) [-]
so hearing his brother died makes your heart feel warm and fuzzy...
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