How To Survive Monster Version. Monster version, hope you like!<br /> Part 4:<br /> P How to survive monster version Vampire Zombie werewolf
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How To Survive Monster Version

Monster version Stteam
Go for the head! A blunt object is
good, and so is a gun. DON' T
LIGHT IT ON FIRE! Then you got
a fire zombie on your' hands.
There is ussually more, so get out
of the area before others arrive.
Act sick or dead, werewolves
don' t eat the diseased. Knowing
this, inducing vomiting is a good
way. As everyone knows, silver
can kill these beasts, so start
investing in silver weapons now.
Like humans, Vampire' s groin and
eyes are sensitive, so go for them
if you have to. A flashlight can
confuse them. Basically, you have
two choices here: A stake to the
heart, or running like hell... good
Get on your' knees to show
submission, and then grab some
dirt. Throw it in its eyes, which
will confuse him... but also make
Hope you liked! Any ideas for my
next How to Survive on Attack?
Let me know!( No more monsters)
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Submitted: 08/28/2010
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User avatar #19 - pentel (08/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Zombie: Grab your mum and dickhead stepfather, then grab recently ex-girlfriend and friends and hold up in the local pub until it all blows over.
#3 - cocacoola (08/28/2010) [+] (5 replies)
just give Bigfoot some beef jerky
#21 - corrie (08/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How to survive Chuck Norris

It's won't
User avatar #20 - cannonkc (08/29/2010) [-]
how not to kill a vampire: name him Edward and invest him in several movies where he fights gay werewolves.
User avatar #10 - fistymcbeefpunch (08/29/2010) [+] (4 replies)
how to defeat a vampire:
wear a cross in plain sight
eat plenty of garlic
hit them with a whip made of hawthorn and wild rose
decapitate them
wooden stake through the heart
User avatar #1 - HunterAlpha (08/28/2010) [+] (7 replies)
vampires can run super fast, so what good would running do?
#2 to #1 - sthsam **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
Better than just dying
#27 - anonymous (08/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How..... How do you know this?!?
User avatar #23 - Ulmer ONLINE (08/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
vampires (classic ones, i'm talkin' bram stoker here) can also turn into any creature of the night, i.e., bats, wolves, rats, and sometimes mist. so you're pretty much ****** if you run.
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