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How To Survive Part 1

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Stteam
Make growls,
show your' teeth,
eyes.
Grizzly Bear
Only one thing
you should do:
PLAY DEAD!
Shark
Go for the eyes
and the gills.
Avoid swimming
at dawn, dusk,
and night.
Spread arms and yell, DO
NOT ACT LIKE PREV!!!
Crocodile
Go for the eyes, nose or' ears.
Turn with the crocodile during a
death roll. Try to stay on land.
10 thumbs + good
responce for more!
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Submitted: 08/28/2010
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#43 - TheAmericanCheese (08/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
There's a god damn cougar in the car!
User avatar #63 - duhfuck (08/29/2010) [-]
why do we need this none of us go outside
#23 - masterpig ONLINE (08/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
or used cans with nickels
User avatar #67 - MadameMeowmers (08/29/2010) [-]
OR live in an urban city and sit inside all day.
#27 - camthepedobear (08/29/2010) [+] (10 replies)
how would you defend against this?
how would you defend against this?
#39 to #27 - TheGreatMightyPoo **User deleted account** (08/29/2010) [-]
grow up
User avatar #56 - sirchester (08/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I didn't even know alligators had ears
#60 to #56 - JEllery (08/29/2010) [-]
No they listen through their anus. Like how you talk out of yours.

:D
#81 - ArmadilloWrangler (08/29/2010) [-]
Problem solved
#75 - gfuhhiugaa (08/29/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Bears: if its defending its cubs or itself play dead, if it wants to eat you, FIGHT FOR YO MOTHA ****** LIFE
Crocodile: if a distance, run away in a zig zag
Cougar: doubtful u will encounter, if it wants you dead, you wont get a chance to fight it
Sharks: rarely attack anyways
Lion: wtf are u doing near a lion?!?!?!? and it wont be the male uness ur on his turf, itll be the female
The more you know
#79 to #77 - gfuhhiugaa (08/29/2010) [-]
oh lol i remember playing some trivia game that said that, we should sue, i couldve died if i tried that against a crocodile :P
#38 - TheGreatMightyPoo **User deleted account** (08/29/2010) [-]
GREAT, NOW I WANNA GO WRESTLE A GATOR
User avatar #37 - patriotic canadian (08/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
or, just stay inside
#35 - Qclaw **User deleted account** (08/29/2010) [-]
death roll, dont u mean... BARREL ROLL?
#15 - superrocco (08/29/2010) [-]
actually, for the croc you should hit it in the eyes and all that other stuff you said, but hold its mouth closed. crocodiles have strong jaw closing muscles, but weak opening muscles.
User avatar #57 - durkadurka (08/29/2010) [-]
What is this, the ******* discovery channel?
User avatar #51 - aHAMSTERwithAIDS (08/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
alligaters:just punch then inth snout it hurts the **** outta them
#50 - insertwitynamehere (08/29/2010) [-]
I did what you told me to do but the cougar only got more turned on
User avatar #59 - AmpEnergy (08/29/2010) [-]
You know, you can hold a crocodile's mouth closed, too. All their power is in clamping their jaws shut. They don't have much power in opening them again.
#36 - CanisLupus (08/29/2010) [-]
I have a problem with the grizzly bear one. They eat dead stuff.
User avatar #24 - SmellyPinkVeJayJay ONLINE (08/29/2010) [-]
Asteroids: DO A BARREL ROLL!
User avatar #21 - Borunks (08/29/2010) [-]
if u run in a zigzag pattern u can lose a crocodile very easily
true fact
#14 - anonymous (08/29/2010) [-]
NOT FUNNY
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