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Date Submitted: 11/8/2005
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anonymous
(1 years ago) -
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This if funny, but what cops don't understand, is if someone is tresspassing on your property, you have full legal right to use lethal force for self-defense, whether the tresspasser is armed or not.
NRA forever!
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anonymous
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Depends on the state you're in. In Texas, yes. Other states require you to be in physical danger of imminent attack yourself and even then it's still prosecutable.
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anonymous
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In Texas if someone even sniffs your flowers on your Lawn, You can shoot them.
So don't stop and smell the flowers. Ever.
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Scorch
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In the netherlands you can't even have a gunn ...
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anonymous
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The cops were too busy clearing up a misdemeanor at Dunkin Donuts to care about some idiot's tool shed. :)
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anonymous
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Trust me, this works. Let's just say I had a burglar trapped in the bathroom. I call the cops, they don't show. I called precisely 2 minutes and 19 seconds later, saying, "No need to hurry now. I took Dad's hunting rifle to him. Blew him up." Respon
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