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User avatar #14 - camrad **User deleted account** (07/08/2009) [-]
epic win!
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#13 - anonymous (05/31/2009) [-]
The score is, that guy:1, cops:0.
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#12 - anonymous (05/10/2009) [-]
Two words, man. Epic. Win.
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#11 - anonymous (04/13/2009) [-]
ha, the guy who rang was either black or aisian
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#10 - DURR (04/11/2009) [-]
tha popo are full of lazy fuckers
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#6 - FatJoe214 (12/02/2008) [-]
awesome i gotta try that
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#5 - anonymous (06/20/2008) [-]
This if funny, but what cops don't understand, is if someone is tresspassing on your property, you have full legal right to use lethal force for self-defense, whether the tresspasser is armed or not. NRA forever!
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User avatar #9 to #5 - Scorch (03/22/2009) [-]
In the netherlands you can't even have a gunn ...
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#8 to #5 - anonymous (02/26/2009) [-]
In Texas if someone even sniffs your flowers on your Lawn, You can shoot them. So don't stop and smell the flowers. Ever.
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#7 to #5 - anonymous (02/12/2009) [-]
Depends on the state you're in. In Texas, yes. Other states require you to be in physical danger of imminent attack yourself and even then it's still prosecutable.
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#4 - anonymous (01/13/2008) [-]
The cops were too busy clearing up a misdemeanor at Dunkin Donuts to care about some idiot's tool shed. :)
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#3 - anonymous (01/07/2007) [-]
Trust me, this works. Let's just say I had a burglar trapped in the bathroom. I call the cops, they don't show. I called precisely 2 minutes and 19 seconds later, saying, "No need to hurry now. I took Dad's hunting rifle to him. Blew him up." Respon
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#2 - anonymous (12/25/2006) [-]
haha...i like this 1
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#1 - anonymous (11/24/2006) [-]
this is something my dad would do.

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