This if funny, but what cops don't understand, is if someone is tresspassing on your property, you have full legal right to use lethal force for self-defense, whether the tresspasser is armed or not.
NRA forever!
Trust me, this works. Let's just say I had a burglar trapped in the bathroom. I call the cops, they don't show. I called precisely 2 minutes and 19 seconds later, saying, "No need to hurry now. I took Dad's hunting rifle to him. Blew him up." Response time for the cop: 3 minutes. Handcuffing time for the un-harmed burglar: 6 seconds. Time for me to stop laughing like a maniac with my squirt gun, 3 hours.
