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What do you tiitle an armless blind kid?
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Me: Whats that smell
Wife: i cant smell anything
Me: Neither can i get that ******* cooker on
I' m not need that faith can move mountains
but We seen what it can do to
skyscraper" s
what do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat
Banned from a petting we
My wife gets really annoyed when i use the word cunt
i suppose she' s got tit point i should make an effort to
learn her real mothers name
if you like it dent forget to thumb if this gets a good
reaction ill make anither
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#30 - lolzmcgee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #48 - TheGreatWetFart (08/27/2010) [-]
I saw all these on sickipedia, in this order. Well ******* done.
#44 - seargantsarcasm (08/27/2010) [-]
Every single one of them are sickipedia. Honestly, if you're going to rip off a site THIS much, don't pass it off as your own. All you have to do is put "from sickipedia.org& quot; in the description.
#55 - backinthekitchen (08/27/2010) [-]
i got half way through the last sentence until i realised it wasn't a joke
User avatar #53 - Smartazz (08/27/2010) [-]
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
User avatar #39 - Ixirawr (08/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I did the "do you smell that" joke to my girlfriend after reading this.

We both had a good laugh, thanks. :D
User avatar #43 - DeathStarX (08/27/2010) [-]
The first one kept me laffing thru the whole thing.
User avatar #37 - joshuasmith (08/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Ok i know i probably shouldnt but the joke about the faith and skyscrapers pisses me off no offense to the guy ho made this but that is bull **** ; many INNOCENT Americans dies that day not cool to make jokes about it ... my opinion.
User avatar #40 to #37 - Ixirawr (08/27/2010) [-]
Hush your lips. It's just a joke, in a completion of jokes. No one reading it was taking it seriously, except for you.
#36 - Fritzlol **User deleted account** (08/27/2010) [-]
*Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn* sickipedia.org, there's even an app for it.
User avatar #27 - Impartialobserver (08/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
9/11 jokes depress me.
Anyways, what did the quadriplegic blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
User avatar #14 - Roeley (08/27/2010) [-]
atleast you could have given credz to sickipedia
User avatar #47 - jigglepuff (08/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i am blind and im offended
User avatar #34 - kieranbaker (08/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
heres a joke what do you call 100 ******* at the bottom of the sea...a problem
what do you call 1000 ******* at the bottom of the sea...a problem what do you call 100000 ******* at the bottom of the sea...a problem what do you call 100000000 ******* at the bottom of the sea...a problem what do you call all the ******* at the bottom of the sea...problem solved
#42 to #34 - camthepedobear (08/27/2010) [-]
about your joke...
about your joke...
User avatar #26 - PedoHansen (08/27/2010) [-]
sickipedia
#24 - BORNbeforePOKEMON **User deleted account** (08/27/2010) [-]
5 jokes!? man thats ******* lazy.. and whorey.

thats right, i said it.
User avatar #22 - DrWilson (08/27/2010) [-]
1: Stop stealing **** from Sickipedia.
2: You need to learn how to take criticism. Stop deleting everyones comments, grow up.
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User avatar #9 - raibean (08/26/2010) [-]
*mother's real, not real mother's. Big difference!
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#25 - stig (08/27/2010) [-]
lol 3 nuns were sitting on a bench and a guy eith no pants on walks past 2 nuns had a stroke the other couldnt reach

if u make 1 with this in give me deds
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