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What do you tiitle an armless blind kid?
Names
Me: Whats that smell
Wife: i cant smell anything
Me: Neither can i get that ******* cooker on
I' m not need that faith can move mountains
but We seen what it can do to
skyscraper" s
what do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat
Banned from a petting we
My wife gets really annoyed when i use the word cunt
i suppose she' s got tit point i should make an effort to
learn her real mothers name
if you like it dent forget to thumb if this gets a good
reaction ill make anither
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Submitted: 08/26/2010
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User avatar #48 - TheGreatWetFart (08/27/2010) [-]
I saw all these on sickipedia, in this order. Well ******* done.
#44 - seargantsarcasm (08/27/2010) [-]
Every single one of them are sickipedia. Honestly, if you're going to rip off a site THIS much, don't pass it off as your own. All you have to do is put "from sickipedia.org& quot; in the description.
+17
#30 - lolzmcgee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #60 to #30 - Zeta Aran (08/27/2010) [-]
WIN!
#55 - backinthekitchen (08/27/2010) [-]
i got half way through the last sentence until i realised it wasn't a joke
User avatar #53 - Smartazz (08/27/2010) [-]
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
User avatar #43 - DeathStarX (08/27/2010) [-]
The first one kept me laffing thru the whole thing.
#36 - Fritzlol **User deleted account** (08/27/2010) [-]
*Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn* sickipedia.org, there's even an app for it.
User avatar #27 - Impartialobserver (08/27/2010) [-]
9/11 jokes depress me.
Anyways, what did the quadriplegic blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
#29 to #27 - adip (08/27/2010) [-]
How pleasant.
(inside that is my face though)
User avatar #39 - Ixirawr (08/27/2010) [-]
I did the "do you smell that" joke to my girlfriend after reading this.

We both had a good laugh, thanks. :D
#41 to #39 - camthepedobear (08/27/2010) [-]
my reaction when you said something other than "she slapped me"
my reaction when you said something other than "she slapped me"
User avatar #47 - jigglepuff (08/27/2010) [-]
i am blind and im offended
User avatar #51 to #47 - bottomuhdabucket (08/27/2010) [-]
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#28 - anon (08/27/2010) [-]
Taken straight from the weeks best jokes on sickipedia, gtfo off FJ.
User avatar #26 - PedoHansen (08/27/2010) [-]
sickipedia
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#20 - HollieeNinja Comment deleted by jwalker [-]
User avatar #14 - Roeley (08/27/2010) [-]
atleast you could have given credz to sickipedia
#24 - BORNbeforePOKEMON **User deleted account** (08/27/2010) [-]
5 jokes!? man thats ******* lazy.. and whorey.

thats right, i said it.
User avatar #9 - raibean (08/26/2010) [-]
*mother's real, not real mother's. Big difference!
User avatar #22 - DrWilson (08/27/2010) [-]
1: Stop stealing **** from Sickipedia.
2: You need to learn how to take criticism. Stop deleting everyones comments, grow up.
#62 - SirSpunkalot (08/27/2010) [-]
actually funny jokes, well done, post moaar :)
#49 - anon (08/27/2010) [-]
what do you call a black pole vaulter? 			****		 on a stick  
  
what do you do if the dishwasher stops working? slap her  
  
how long does it take black women to have a 			****		? 9 months  
  
black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bar man asks "where did you get that creature", the parrot says "go to africa they're everywhere"  
  
anonymous
what do you call a black pole vaulter? **** on a stick

what do you do if the dishwasher stops working? slap her

how long does it take black women to have a **** ? 9 months

black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bar man asks "where did you get that creature", the parrot says "go to africa they're everywhere"

anonymous
#25 - stig (08/27/2010) [-]
lol 3 nuns were sitting on a bench and a guy eith no pants on walks past 2 nuns had a stroke the other couldnt reach

if u make 1 with this in give me deds
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