So I was on a plane the other day. . .
So I wan a plane the other day going to, you know, places
And there wan this lady next tn me who started doing that thing
where you exhale air into your hands and sniff. She did that a
couple of times and then turns tn me and asks "Does my breath
smell like tacos?" By that time I wan completely grossed out, on
the verge of gagging but I managed to choke out "I don' t know,
did you put cat poop in your tacos?"
RS. don' t steal my fucking story.