Moar Disorder in the Court. Actual transcripts from court cases written in a book called Disorder in the Court. Hatt did Chi tillet tlkin iron tho Wittie' l vag
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Moar Disorder in the Court

Actual transcripts from court cases written in a book called Disorder in the Court

Hatt did Chi tillet tlkin iron tho Wittie' l
vagina than?
HIKE AVICII of .
LAWYER: Hala tenth?
whit‘: tho only kind t know of,
Did you nun: slaap Hath his in Han Turk?
t to insult that .
LAHA! Rn Did yam Iyar slaap aith his in Chicago?
I to IHEXII that .
LLHY! Rn bid you aunt slaap with him in Haaii
CLERK: Elana: Intent RICE: III " Java: by Almighty Cod. '
HITHERE: " lunar by almighty Gad."
CLERK: ‘That the that I giva...'
HITHERE: That’: right.
Inpact it’.
CLERK: Hal intuit what T ".
Hhad you aadd when?
CLERK: ‘That the that I givn...'
HITHERE: ‘That tho that I givi.'
CLERK: "Small ha thl truth and...’
It Hill, and nathing but tho truth!
I' I nut H annular. fun know.
CLERK: H: can thit- Lita: Ill "Shall to
tho truth and..."
HITHERE: "Shall ha tha truth and.’
wrung. Okay.
carmina silent.}
CLERK: Hal Dun' t say nuthing. stare ' but tht truth,.,.,."
HITHERE: I& I.
CLERK: Can' t yuu nay: ‘Unthink but thn truth...' T
Til.
CLERK: Hall? Der an.
fnu' cunfusing nu.
CLERK: Juat say: "Nothing but tha truth,.,.,.",.
Ia that all?
CLERK: fil-
HITHERE: Dhey. I understand.
CLERK: Than nay it.
Hunt?
CLERK: " but tho truth...’
But I duh That‘: cult it.
CLERK: Tun must lay: "Bathing but tho truth...“
I HILL nay nothing but tha truth:
CLERK: Hlaalu, junt repent - fan: curdle 'Anthing', "But",
Hhad? Tau math. like. nun:
CLERK: full Hun. Planin. Just "r than: fun: .
But. Thu. Truth."
CLERK: Than]: yuan.
I'- just nut n nebular.
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