Worst things to hear on a first date. NOT A REPOST! Original was mine, I'm just resubmitting it.<br /> Hey! check out part 2! funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures first date worst things
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Worst things to hear on a first date

NOT A REPOST! Original was mine, I'm just resubmitting it.<br />
Hey! check out part 2! funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/721054/Worst+things+to+hear+on+a+first+date+pt2/

Ten " the worst things
you could hear from a
girl on the first date:
I ' "ll am strongly pro feminism."
2. "My greatest achievement is
reaching level 80 on World "
Warcraft."
a. ‘What? Oh, its a scar from
where my penis used to be."
4. "look, here' s the truth.
I' m going to act real cute... I' m
going to call you "master" in bed
and pretend to fight and enjoy it.
Then fake some bruises and have
a rape test done. Then blackmail
you for all your worth."
B. "Want to know a secret? J' ait
transmit ms
maladies, and Pm really horny."
Cough translate tr you don' t
understand]
6.. "You can **** me, but my dad
can' t find out He gets jealous
real easy."
p,, "lets see if you' re any better
than my brother"
tit, ""You"" had herpes before right?”
I o. After taking her home:
Wow! I' never been in a kitchen
before!"
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Submitted: 08/25/2010
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User avatar #34 - Markisginger (08/26/2010) [+] (5 replies)
"You're the first partner that I've had that wasn't a horse."
User avatar #25 - DragonLordZ (08/26/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Number two is not bad thing. Means gamer chick. So **** you.
User avatar #27 to #26 - DragonLordZ (08/26/2010) [-]
WoW is not that bad, honestly. Only if you let it take over your life. And having a level 80 character does not mean that. Getting one in two weeks, however, does.
User avatar #24 - Slab (08/26/2010) [-]
I have 2 level 80s on wow :3 then stopped playing, i decided to get my life back... then lost it to FJ
#45 - xHeibel (08/26/2010) [-]
#2 is amazing, should be changed to "My favorite perks on Mw2 are One Man Army, Danger Close, and Commando"
#33 - xatu (08/26/2010) [-]
how the hell is number 2 a bad thing, your on a date with a gamer. you can die now.
User avatar #23 - kokaniTheUndead (08/26/2010) [+] (6 replies)
For the one in french, it should be "je t'ai sexuellement transmis ma maladie"

and in english it means " I sexually transmited aids to you"
#48 to #23 - Lolinator (08/26/2010) [-]
Sorry bro what you've just written translates as &quot;I have sexually transmitted my illness to you.&quot; But at least the french is right :)  
  
To sharkinacan:  
  
Just to clear it up for everyone, in french STIs are called MSTs (Maladies sexuellement transmissibles).  
  
It's &quot;Je t'ai donne' ma MST&quot; if you were trying to tell the person that you've given them an STD. If you were trying to say &quot;I have an STD and I'm horny&quot;, it's &quot;J'ai une MST et je suis excite'.&quot;  
Please don't use french and tell people to use google translate when that's clearly what you used yourself. It's like &quot;oh and if you're not smart enough to understand that, use google&quot;. I really am sorry if i sound like a smartass - i just saw confusion and, as a belgian, wanted to help. :)
Sorry bro what you've just written translates as "I have sexually transmitted my illness to you." But at least the french is right :)

To sharkinacan:

Just to clear it up for everyone, in french STIs are called MSTs (Maladies sexuellement transmissibles).

It's "Je t'ai donne' ma MST" if you were trying to tell the person that you've given them an STD. If you were trying to say "I have an STD and I'm horny", it's "J'ai une MST et je suis excite'."
Please don't use french and tell people to use google translate when that's clearly what you used yourself. It's like "oh and if you're not smart enough to understand that, use google". I really am sorry if i sound like a smartass - i just saw confusion and, as a belgian, wanted to help. :)
User avatar #2 - Tannu (08/25/2010) [-]
my thumb:)
User avatar #13 - TsukiKira (08/25/2010) [-]
You, sir, are funny. You therefore get my thumbs up! You should do things you don't want to hear from guys on a first date, too. XD
#11 - bigdoick (08/25/2010) [-]
i enjoyed, i thumbed
#8 - ooxXMimeYouNowXxoo (08/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Ded for next? :D
Ded for next? :D
#5 - anonymous (08/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
the french part is wrongly translated, but whatever, it should be: Jai des maladies transmis sexuellement.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sharkinacan (08/25/2010) [-]
I should be ashamed, I just got an A in French :O
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User avatar #50 - aamann ONLINE (08/26/2010) [-]
I have a feeling number six has something to do with a sex change
#46 - warriorsmith **User deleted account** (08/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If a girl said "#2". That bitch better **** on the first date.
User avatar #44 - jessmcboss (08/26/2010) [-]
This is my first date since I was released from the hospital. They think that schizo-paranoia thing was because of unresolved issue's in my past lives. I think they're nuts...and so do I.

Before we go out we have to get the rules straight. Don't worry, I've got the training session cut down to an hour if you're a good boy.

Turn here! That looks like my husband's car ahead.

I'm glad we have this date tonight. My boyfriend just got out of prison and I really didn't want to be alone.
#17 - poopdicks **User deleted account** (08/26/2010) [-]
6,7, and 9 and the paladin wouldnt bother me at all
#15 - anonymous (08/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
my response to the first one
"je parle francais... GET THE **** OUT"
#14 - anonymous (08/25/2010) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a penis
and so do you
User avatar #12 - sharkinacan (08/25/2010) [-]
part two on its way :D
#7 - anonymous (08/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
why is her having a penis in the past number 3??? THAT SHOULD NUMBER 1
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