100 things to do at your local walmart
Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at intervals
a trail automato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms
Walk up to an employee and tell him/ her in an official tone,
3' in housewares and see what happens.
Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M& M' s on lay away.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
25st up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you' ll invite them in ifthey' ll bring pillows from the bedding department.
a clerk asks ifthey can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can' t you people just leave me alone?"
right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
to the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME, PICK ME!!"
y. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
ND! ND! It' s those Voices again!"
y. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,
There is no toilet paper in here!"
2 :Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "IO"
2 Ask other customers ifthey have any Grey Poupon.
2 :Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
Cl' Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!”
2 :Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him
l need some "
2 up a "Valet Parking" sign in front ofthe store.
putting different pairs of women' s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
y. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone,"
and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
y. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front ofthe store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying
Good girl, good bessie."
y. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who
is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “him! (giggle) What' s your sign?
giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “him! (giggle)
What' s your sign? (giggle)."
Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?' say
Yes, I' ll have a Quarter Founder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order
of French fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go".
Then when they say that they can' t give it to you say "Oh, This is because I' m gay isn' t it?
I' d expect this from Target, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know.
You disgust me" Then walk away mumbling to yourself. Ofyour a guy, try to act as valley- girl-
like as you can.