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Not Always Right

These are all from You need to login to view this link and none of them are from the US. (I'm planning on doing a compilation that's completely from the USA.) I hope you like them.

Can' t Take The Heat Cf A Melting Pot
Coworker: “Helm sir, are you linking fnr samething?"
I refuse tn be helped by you. “Indra Chinese.
Indra another nne these darn immigrants stealing the
honest Canadian' s jobs!"
Coworker: "Well, my grandmother is thorn Japan, but I assure
you I was barn in the province Quebec."
Lies, lies and lies 'spots me“ "Finally, a prime
example our gland Canadian Knuth. “mung sir, can you help
me please?"
He: "in my New Brunswick accent, "Sure I can. What are you
linking far?"
What kind accent is this? Are you German? Gr
Russian? Get me the manager! I dnn' t understand hnw a sane
persin cauld hire these instead a hard working Canadian!"
He: *graphing the phone' “Calling Maria tn frint desk."
Mariel? That' s Latina!"
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Time To Call The Plumber
He: “Internet helpdesk, haw can I help gnu?"
I can' t connect tn the internet."
He: "Haw lang has it been since you last connected?"
I was connected until a few minutes ago."
He: "Have gnu changed anything in your netwerk?"
Well, I was downloading same movies over the
net, but the download got dnn slna. I called a friend mine
and he teld me that same movies cauld' getten stuck in the
cable. Sn I cut the cable tn see if I cauld yank it nut there.
I didn' t find anything, so I taped the cable back tegether.
Nnw, can you get it back tn ynrk?"
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L" ord Have Mercy
TECH I UK
Tech Support: 'res the key next tn the C key m your
keyboard.'
Haw cm you spell 'L'?'
So urce
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Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota
customer: “I' d like pineapple m my sub."
Me: “I' m sorry, we dnn' t have pineapple. Only Mr. Sub has
pineapple."
Yes you dni I always get pineapple here!"
Me: “I' werked here fnr quite a while, and we' never had
it. Snorg!"
Excuse me, the customer is alwais right! You
can' t argue with me!"
Customer speaks to my manager: "Excuse me, your
employee is arguing with me! What are you going tn cm about
Manager: "Dal be so stupid! Get nut my stare!"
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Depth Perception Strikes Again
IE THEATER CC. ? . I UK
Sn gnu' re sure you dnn' t have arig small hat
dogs?"
Employee: "Yes .''
Points tn hot dog grill further down the counter)
Well what about these Ynes over there then??"
Employee: “Mn, they' re just further away."
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Please, Tell Me About Myself
Customer {harming pen): "Haw lang will this pen last?"
He: "Depends haw aften you use it."
Hnw aften is that?"
I really didnt know what tn sag}
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Hopeless
STC) RE I PERTH.. AUSTR/ 2.
A customer Comes up behind my counterblast as I am about
to serve another customer)
Excuse me, but why isn' t this WA Salvage?"
He: “Because all the WA Savages closed dawn and we bought
the building."
Sn where' s the nearest me?"
He: "Uh, they' all been bought nut."
The customer I was serving: "Mate, there aren' t anymore,
they all closed dawn!”
Sn wheres the nearest me?"
T give him a bad innit, turn around and continue serving"'
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I' m Sure We Have A Book cm That Topic
customer: "Excuse me, haw cm I get up the stairs?"
Me: “If you dnn' t already kenw, Cm afraid I can' t help gnu.”
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Lack Cf Common Sense Can Get you Fired
We monitor intruder and Fire/ smoke alarms. After active tion,
all Fire/ smoke alarms need tn be manuring restored by a user
code. J
He: "Hello, this is [name] thorn [campaig] calling. Am I
speaking with [contact name)?"
Cu stem er: "Yes (
He: "We had a sanke alarm activating earlier tnjag, and as
per the instructions m your file we advised the fire service tn
attend. Theg found nathing wrang, but Cm calling tn advise
you that the sanke alarm needs tn be reset."
customer: "Yau had a sanke alarm?"
customer: "And you sent the fire service?"
What the h'"'"'" did you cm that far?"
Me: “Because these are the instructions we have m file, sir."
Yau should have sent a patrol! This is ridiculous!"
Note that standard patrol response time is around gamins,
depending on various fa chars including he faic.)
He: "sir, if there was a fire m site, there wouldn' t
be much a patrol cauld dd"
They cauld have called the fire service!"
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Magic Ink
GRAPHIC DESIGN i FRANCE
A client Comes fbr her journalist portfolio. She shows me a
picture of an architect in Front of his building model, showing
his back tn the camera. J
Go, you see, I' d like you tn ffrp this picture."
He: "Okay, that' s varg simple."
Great I This will be awesome. I want him tn face
the camera."
He: "TI flip the picture, it will be all the same, but the guy
will be m the left instead the right, that' s it."
You can' t make him face us? You call yourself a
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#1 - stallwallwriter (08/24/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Oh God for the sake of my country I can only pray that the guy in the first one was trolling IRL...
User avatar #5 - djgeeza (08/24/2010) [-]
the customer is always....




an asshat!
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