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Funny Letter

worth the read<br />
EDIT: Wow front page, i wasnt expecting that. you guys are awesome!<br />
EDIT: o.0 1000 thumbs?!? i just jizzed a little.

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A mother passing by her daughter' s bedroom was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It
was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition,
she opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I' m
writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I' been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is
so nicepeter with all his piercings, tattoos, beard,
and his motorcycle clothes. But it' s not only the
passion Mom, I' m pregnant and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. He wants to have many more children with
me and that' s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed
taught me that marijuana doesn' t really hurt anyone
and we' ll be growing it for us and trading it with his
friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In
the meantime, we' ll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves
it!! Don' t worry Mom, I' m 15 years old now and I
know how to take care of myself. Someday I' m sure
we' ll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I' m over at the
neighbor' s house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that' s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call
when it is safe for me to come home.
...
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Submitted: 08/24/2010
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User avatar #6 - TheOriginalLoser (08/24/2010) [-]
Bitch just trolled all over the place.
Too bad she blew it with the PS **** .
I would have came home in an hour and been like "ahh. just kidding"
#125 - JustaUsername (08/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Yep, she's safe at my house.
Yep, she's safe at my house.
#15 - marluxia (08/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
holy 						****					  
made my day  
thumbs for u good man
holy ****
made my day
thumbs for u good man
#126 - biggGames (08/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
WAT DID I JUST READ
WAT DID I JUST READ
#86 - PinheadPatrick (08/25/2010) [+] (5 replies)
No no no, is Achmed
Chh chh chh chh
#55 - fatBEN sux (08/25/2010) [+] (6 replies)
....my mom's name is judith.
kinda weird .-.
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#149 - phuket (08/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
DID YOU SAY MARIJUANA , COCAINE, AND ECSTASY ?
User avatar #3 - Detox (08/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
This made my day. +1 for you good sir.
#146 - Kudmipz (08/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i would just pee on everything
#132 - PurplePickle (08/25/2010) [+] (5 replies)
i'm guessing her report card had several F's on it.
+15
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User avatar #62 - PockyCake (08/25/2010) [+] (8 replies)
... I have a friend named Ahmed. I bet her told her to write it .__.
User avatar #75 to #62 - TheReich (08/25/2010) [-]
Imagine that? A friend? Named Ahmed? HOLY **** , JUST THE OTHER DAY I READ A NOTE LIKE THIS WITH THE NAME TONY ON IT!!!

I KNOW A TONY!!

IT MUST BE A SIGN OR SOMETHING???
+12
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#113 - pedobaresall (08/25/2010) [-]
i gotta do this **** .
#136 - MaggitheSecond **User deleted account** (08/25/2010) [-]
#109 - StarvedSouthKorean (08/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You see the name Ahmed and you think Arab or Muslim or both. But has anyone seen an Arab Muslim who is a biker and fitting the description above?
#144 - SithLordMilk (08/25/2010) [-]
.....Women can't write...
#54 - Vayck **User deleted account** (08/25/2010) [-]
that

is

*******

awesome
#11 - StarvedSouthKorean (08/24/2010) [+] (7 replies)
No one that creative could've had too bad of a report card.
#110 - Svo (08/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
how come when i post old content it gets ignored/thumbed down.
User avatar #134 to #110 - ToastyHero (08/25/2010) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
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