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Funny Letter. worth the read<br /> EDIT: Wow front page, i wasnt expecting that. you guys are awesome!<br /> EDIT: o.0 1000 thumbs?!? i just jizzed

worth the read<br />
EDIT: Wow front page, i wasnt expecting that. you guys are awesome!<br />
EDIT: o.0 1000 thumbs?!? i just jizzed a little.

Tags: funny | Letter
A mother passing by her daughter' s bedroom was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It
was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition,
she opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I' m
writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I' been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is
so nicepeter with all his piercings, tattoos, beard,
and his motorcycle clothes. But it' s not only the
passion Mom, I' m pregnant and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. He wants to have many more children with
me and that' s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed
taught me that marijuana doesn' t really hurt anyone
and we' ll be growing it for us and trading it with his
friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In
the meantime, we' ll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves
it!! Don' t worry Mom, I' m 15 years old now and I
know how to take care of myself. Someday I' m sure
we' ll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I' m over at the
neighbor' s house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that' s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call
when it is safe for me to come home.
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Views: 29086 Submitted: 08/24/2010