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Funny Letter. worth the read<br /> EDIT: Wow front page, i wasnt expecting that. you guys are awesome!<br /> EDIT: o.0 1000 thumbs?!? i just jizzed

worth the read<br />
EDIT: Wow front page, i wasnt expecting that. you guys are awesome!<br />
EDIT: o.0 1000 thumbs?!? i just jizzed a little.

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A mother passing by her daughter' s bedroom was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It
was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition,
she opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I' m
writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I' been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is
so nicepeter with all his piercings, tattoos, beard,
and his motorcycle clothes. But it' s not only the
passion Mom, I' m pregnant and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. He wants to have many more children with
me and that' s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed
taught me that marijuana doesn' t really hurt anyone
and we' ll be growing it for us and trading it with his
friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In
the meantime, we' ll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves
it!! Don' t worry Mom, I' m 15 years old now and I
know how to take care of myself. Someday I' m sure
we' ll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I' m over at the
neighbor' s house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that' s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call
when it is safe for me to come home.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #6 - TheOriginalLoser
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(08/24/2010) [-]
Bitch just trolled all over the place.
Too bad she blew it with the PS ****.
I would have came home in an hour and been like "ahh. just kidding"
#125 - JustaUsername
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
Yep, she's safe at my house.
Yep, she's safe at my house.
#140 to #125 - poundcake
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(08/25/2010) [-]
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User avatar #141 to #140 - poundcake
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(08/25/2010) [-]
~_~ wtf that not the one i wanted
#133 to #125 - MisterGaga
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(08/25/2010) [-]
ITS HYPNOTIZING
ITS HYPNOTIZING
#15 - marluxia
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(08/24/2010) [-]
holy ****  
made my day  
thumbs for u good man
holy ****
made my day
thumbs for u good man
#18 to #15 - anon id: 63e2a009
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(08/24/2010) [-]
i just shat.
#50 to #18 - LonelyTeddyBear **User deleted account**
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User avatar #100 to #50 - marluxia
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
no marbles...
#29 to #15 - iliketheramen
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(08/25/2010) [-]
#126 - biggGames
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
WAT DID I JUST READ
WAT DID I JUST READ
User avatar #147 to #126 - DoomBringer
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
theres always home school as a punishment :)
User avatar #138 to #126 - poundcake
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
the best way to **** with your moms mind xD
User avatar #139 to #126 - Mith
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
EPIC
#86 - PinheadPatrick
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
No no no, is Achmed
Chh chh chh chh
#88 to #86 - dubmartin
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(08/25/2010) [-]
oh... how do you spell it!
User avatar #89 to #88 - PinheadPatrick
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
Well, let's see, umm, A... C... Phlegm....
#91 to #89 - dubmartin
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(08/25/2010) [-]
hahahaha
hahahaha
#93 to #91 - PinheadPatrick
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
SILENCE
I KILL YOU
#92 to #91 - dubmartin
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(08/25/2010) [-]
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#55 - fatBEN sux
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
....my mom's name is judith.
kinda weird .-.
#69 to #55 - anon id: 5743d2f1
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(08/25/2010) [-]
O RLY? i know this girl who's mother is a fail-whale named Judith. what a coincedence!
#58 to #55 - nodieso [OP]
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(08/25/2010) [-]
thats not really weird at all... if your name was judith and you recently got a bad report card and wrote a letter to your mom then hid in your neighbors house. That my friend would be weird
#56 to #55 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#63 to #56 - anon id: d70b95eb
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
Yeah, My sisters name was juditch.
#66 to #63 - anon id: d70b95eb
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
Judith.
User avatar #74 to #66 - Katzie
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(08/25/2010) [-]
The grammar Nazis are back!?
#149 - phuket
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
DID YOU SAY MARIJUANA , COCAINE, AND ECSTASY ?
User avatar #151 to #149 - Marlboro
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
internets? you deserve some
User avatar #3 - Detox
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(08/24/2010) [-]
This made my day. +1 for you good sir.
#4 to #3 - nodieso [OP]
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(08/24/2010) [-]
much appreciated :)
#35 to #4 - anon id: a475b906
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#146 - Kudmipz
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(08/25/2010) [-]
i would just pee on everything
#150 to #146 - anon id: 8ac3db37
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(08/25/2010) [-]
You'd do that anyway.
#132 - PurplePickle
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(08/25/2010) [-]
i'm guessing her report card had several F's on it.
User avatar #137 to #132 - poundcake
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(08/25/2010) [-]
best grade ever fffffff
#143 to #137 - anon id: df54a549
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(08/25/2010) [-]
F for Fantastic!
User avatar #155 to #143 - romdude
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(08/25/2010) [-]
a for asshole
User avatar #156 to #155 - romdude
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(08/25/2010) [-]
b for bitch, c for condom, d for dick or did alright, and obviously f for fantastic or FTW.
#135 to #132 - Jubudi **User deleted account**
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