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User avatar #13 - TheDeadPool (10/27/2009) [+] (1 reply)
only in america can a 500 lb woman find a thong that fits
User avatar #66 - Shiny (10/27/2009) [+] (2 replies)
God, I love my ******* country.

We may be a bunch of screwballs, but DAMMIT, YOU KNOW IT'S KICKASS.
#21 - samsamsampl (10/27/2009) [+] (2 replies)
but alot of those things aren't only done in america...
and I highly doubt a pizza will get to a house faster than an ambulance unless its extremely close to the house already...
and you know, some handicapped people like to come watch hockey games.
and if you put the useless junk in the driveway, it'll all get stolen or blown away, and just plain look bad.
but, i don't know, i probably shouldn't take it so literally.
#25 to #21 - Glass **User deleted account** (10/27/2009) [-]
Only in America do we have useless asses who cant just enjoy the comedy
#86 - anonexplains (10/28/2009) [+] (11 replies)
DEATH TO AMERICA
User avatar #90 to #86 - Some One Weird (10/28/2009) [-]
Hey, just because some of our politicians are power/money hungry turds, doesn't mean the rest of America is. So I change #86's statement to "DEATH TO GREEDY ASSHOLES" . The ignorance of some people from other countries is astounding, to stereotype an ENTIRE COUNTRY. (I am 6'1" 145 lbs. If you think thats fat, you are a dumbass)
#128 - anonexplains (10/28/2009) [+] (1 reply)
only in america is the average waist size equator lol
User avatar #130 to #128 - Liam Jarvie (10/28/2009) [-]
you made me laugh
User avatar #53 - iminurmouth (10/27/2009) [-]
i like that last one with the ATM
#132 - anonexplains (10/28/2009) [+] (22 replies)
soooo america walks into a bar, and canada and new zealend are sitting there, soo as all three of them were talking,, guess who walks in (continue the story in your next comments :D
User avatar #146 to #132 - linkinparkshark (10/28/2009) [-]
A jewish greased up deaf guy runs past him! And then...
#105 - anonexplains (10/28/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Just putting it out there... Yay Canada
User avatar #126 to #105 - chemicalundead (10/28/2009) [-]
the apartment above the party
User avatar #52 - Skeith (10/27/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Only in america...do we have the declaration of independance in the same building as button that releases the nuclear warheads.
#30 - anonexplains (10/27/2009) [+] (4 replies)
all of this is true for Canada too lol funny though
User avatar #31 to #30 - TheJCaesar (10/27/2009) [-]
Canada is the United States' hat.
User avatar #18 - RJstacy (10/27/2009) [-]
i lold
User avatar #85 - Some One Weird (10/28/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Not only that, here in Lancaster Pennsylvania, the PNC Bank ATM's have headphone jacks... What the **** ? I don't see what you could do with headphones on an ATM...
User avatar #82 - jonnydizzle (10/27/2009) [-]
i have the same thing but mines is white
#16 - anonexplains (10/27/2009) [+] (1 reply)
You had me up to the point where you admitted voting for the ****** .

FAIL
User avatar #20 to #16 - TheJCaesar (10/27/2009) [-]
I'm too young to vote, and I'd never say I would've voted for him.
#1 - anonexplains (10/27/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I was going to thumb it up until you started to gloat about Obama...
User avatar #4 to #1 - DarkestxHour (10/27/2009) [-]
*I can really ca-- *Punches Grammer Nazi in the face*.
User avatar #194 - Ricogator (10/28/2009) [-]
AMEN BRO
User avatar #186 - Lulzforone (10/28/2009) [-]
wow this is so true.
User avatar #184 - DarkVoid (10/28/2009) [-]
Amen
#77 - OsamaBinLlama (10/27/2009) [+] (1 reply)
only in america.. you can get a steak sandwich with two other peices of steak instead of bread
User avatar #26 - MimiLove (10/27/2009) [-]
gotta love it!
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