Application to Date His Daughter. After my old account got deleted, I managed to salvage this from my computers old files. So yes, it's technically a repost. (B daughter lol epic application dad fail sex Porn
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Application to Date His Daughter

After my old account got deleted, I managed to salvage this from my computers old files. So yes, it's technically a repost. (But since those files never existed on here....)

APPLICATION FOR
TH DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT, WORK HISTERY, LINEAGE, AND
CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DIED
3. SOCIAL SECURITY' Hm. DRIVERS
4. BOY SCOUT ,
5. HOME ADDRESS Emma ' .{ mm
ti. DO YOU HAVE ONE MALE AND CINE FEMALE PARENT? tes
IF NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN MI
P. NUMBER OF YEARS PARENTS MARRIED? I tottaly ,
TRUCK WITH CW E FINISED TIRE S?_ RBE D? mfl j
no YOU HAVE AN EARRING? Sas NOSE RING? BUTING RING
9. m so WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES DONT TIMER MY DAUGHTER MEAN TH YOU? It man; that In
mamma R;
10. IN so WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES LATE MEAN TH YOU? Hm aisling. ,
11. IN so WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES ABSTINENCE MEAN TH YOU? " , thimg,
13. WHEN WOULD BE THE BEST TIME TH INTERVIEW YOUR FATHER?_ zleyer MOTHER? She' s ? tie' s ,
14. ANSWER BY FILLING m THE BLANK. PLEASE ANSWER FREELY, ALL ANSWERS ARE CONFIDENTIAL (THAT MEANS I WON' T TELL ANYONE)
A. IF I WERE SHOT, THE LAST PLACE ON MY BODY I WOULD WANT WOUNDED IS THE DEE
B. IF I WERE HEATER, THE LAST PLACE I WOULD WANT BROKEN IS MY Riga, (, I:
C. A WOMANS PLACE IS IN THE -
D. THE ONE THING I HOPE THIS APPLICATION DOESN" r ASK IS "
E. WHEN f FIRST MEITA GIRL, THE THING I NOTICE FIRST IS HER -: )
NOTE: IF THE ANSWERS STARTS WITH A T OR AN 'A', APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES; KEEPING LOW AND RUNNING IN A SERPENTINE
FASH ION IS ADVISED}
IS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TD BE IF YOU GROW UP?
ERIE:
I SWEAR THAT ALL HF THE INFROMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CHARECTAR THE BEST HF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH,
DISMEMBERMENT, TORTURE, , ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARD CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
SIGNATURE (THAT MEANS mu SIGN YOUR NAME)
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Submitted: 08/22/2010
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#1 - emilyann (08/22/2010) [+] (7 replies)
" boy scouts are for faggots " loved it :)
#3 to #2 - FuckinParodoxnshit (08/22/2010) [-]
........Anything?
User avatar #9 - macarlo (10/10/2011) [-]
jaja nice:)
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