Things They Don' t Tell You
A Guide to Life
Early to bed and early to rise makes you
a member attire working class.
Wealthy people get to sleep in.
Tall people only date other tall people, so ifyou
tum out to be short then don' t bother looking up
Just because yours is smaller doesn' t make you
less ofa man. Unless were talking about your brain.
Everyone is full of wonderful advice that they
to thrust upon you at the slightest chance. Everyone is full of
something else, too, so you might want to pass on the advice.
The majority of people are borderline sociopath: who' d
stop over your Corps: to get a better parking space, and
yet they won' t hesitate to pass howling judgement on you
if you screw up in even the must minute. insignificant way.
Just one more reason to not screw up. Ever.