so, this is a completely true story. I was; chilling at home, on of course eating
whatever I could find. Some random fat dude, who is probably around 28, knocks
on the door, with a huge white van in the front. I open it and ask him what he
wanted. he then told me was looking for (Dads name) I reply "He' s not here at
the moment, now go away". Then he looks in the house lusciously for a whole go
seconds I sware just looking around the house. I was getting pretty Fricken scared
at the moment, because I didn' t know this dude, and what did he want with my dad?
Then he sees my computer, and no lie, he asks to check HIS funnyjunk! Just as
he saw mine up on the computer! So at this point, I figured he must be pretty cool
dude, having Iii and all. I let him in (Smart move huh]) and he takes a camera on my
computer desk and dashes for the door. Then the fat guy trips and I call the police.
He limps out the door..... smart dude stealing from my house when there' s a Police
Station right down the road. Before he can even leave my house the Police are here
and that retard was arrested. Then they left, and i got right back on to write this
story to you guys. :D Hope you enjoyed!