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The Robot Lie Detector. holy number one, thanks guys, ive been on the front page plenty of times but crap, number 1?<br /> A Dirty Joke: /funny_pictures/7

holy **** number one, thanks guys, ive been on the front page plenty of times but crap, number 1?<br />
A Dirty Joke: /funny_pictures/710283/A+Dirty+Joke/

John was a salesman' s delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
was about 5: 30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
returned home from school. Tommy was ayer 2 hours late.
Where have you been? Why are you ayer 2 hours late getting
home?' asked John.
Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,'
said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really were after school.'
We went to Bobby' s house and watched a movie,' said Tommy.
What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
The Ten Commandments,' answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,
knocking him off his chair once more.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, " am sorry I
lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'
l am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never
lied to my parents.'
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that
nearly knocked him out of his chair..
Marsha doubled ayer in laughter, almost in tears and said, , Boy, did
you ever ask for that one! You can' t he too mad with Tommy. After
all, he is your sinl'
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and
knocked her out of her chair.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#17 - Telekinetic **User deleted account**
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(08/22/2010) [-]
...what was that marsha?
...what was that marsha?
User avatar #142 to #17 - JonRoutery
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ACHEIVMENT UNLOCKED: POST APOCALYPTIC
#359 to #17 - ADMlN
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you heard me!
you heard me!
#19 to #17 - PimpCaneShotGun
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(08/22/2010) [-]
Some men. Just want to watch the world burn
#25 to #19 - JackSkellington
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User avatar #33 - wafflemastur
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(08/22/2010) [-]
to long to read
User avatar #35 to #33 - CollinTB
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(08/22/2010) [-]
The benefits of at least a 3rd grade education can solve that problem.
#5 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(08/21/2010) [-]
marsha got owned.
#34 - Bombargo
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(08/22/2010) [-]
Where I can get this robot?
#42 - blboy
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Comment Picture
#46 to #42 - matstripe
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(08/22/2010) [-]
this gif is over used.
this gif is over used.
#48 to #46 - corburis
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(08/22/2010) [-]
lol jk
lol jk
#98 to #48 - Chumalicious
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...
#215 to #46 - nojokes
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(08/22/2010) [-]
you think that one is over used?
you think that one is over used?
#280 to #215 - matstripe
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holy **** nuggets 24+ and i rofl at ure comment
holy **** nuggets 24+ and i rofl at ure comment
#51 - TheModernNinja
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(08/22/2010) [-]
&lt;-- Me and everyone else when I read that last part
<-- Me and everyone else when I read that last part
#53 to #51 - SirSpunkalot
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you sir, ******* win
#31 - couragewolf
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hahahahahahah!
User avatar #32 to #31 - Totaler
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it's Ron White!
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#268 to #264 - TokenWhiteKid
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and thats how you were born
#282 to #268 - NegitiveThumbsPlz
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**** YOU! NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
#299 to #282 - HappyAnon
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Comment Picture
#265 to #257 - KainMoogle
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I Ruined It
I Ruined It
#41 - ijustwannnavote
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(08/22/2010) [-]
whore  
&lt;-------
whore
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#100 to #41 - Chumalicious
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Agreed.
Agreed.
User avatar #102 - Riukanojutsu
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(08/22/2010) [-]
this joke suck
beiber like girl
i can beat chuck norris
im god
you suck

*get beat to death by robot*
#126 to #102 - anon id: 4eeb97ca
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these are all good except the chuck norris one. he's so old and weak even justin bieber can kick his ass.