A poop story. this was probably one of the worst days of my life. Hope you enjoy it. A story I thaught I weild share I have this dog right? It' s a labrador ret a poop story
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A poop story

this was probably one of the worst days of my life. Hope you enjoy it

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A story I thaught I weild share
I have this dog right? It' s a labrador retriever. I leve
it dearly but it managed really f* ck up ene my days. I was
walking through my frend deer after schewl when I smelled it. Yau
knew that smell where you ean sense a tital disaster **** pile. Sure
enough, 5 feet in frend me is a perfectly veiled **** pile. fresh
with a green tinge. Se I naturally become super pissed. I get the
dog, and walking the back deer let her eut. When I get
the kitchen the smell gets verse. E walk around the table and see
the nastiest **** pile ever captc: Laved. it was yeller. green, hregn.
and splattered everywhere. Like this turd was G' s as it shet
eut my deg' s ass. top it off, at the deer there is a
conveniently placed pile vomit. AWESOME. I let her eut and werk en
cleaning the **** . I get the first pile and move en the accend. It
smelled awfull at first. then I grabbed it and it brake epin letting
eut mere smell like sameone teek a wet fart in your face. the yellow
liquid seeps through the paper towel levering my hand in explosive
diahrrea. At this paint my sister walks in. smells it 12 feet away
frem her, gags, and leaves the . I am alse gagging my ass
off, and i have a pretty streng gag reflex. I manage mep up the
**** and try find seme 402 cleaner whatever it' s eagled. while
i manage knack a flourescent lighttell the fleur.
smashing in the puke. I was geing kill samething. However I pulled
myself tegether and teek care of everything. However all this madness
caused me miss my chance and get my permit.
T was like
FFCCFF
UGUU
UGUU
UGUU
UGUU
UGUU
...
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#1 - KungFuEskimo (08/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How'd you get that strong gag reflex?
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