Amen.

Rule 34

... Oh you would just make the blur that long.

If you're a christian, don't be an ass with your psalms, go to church, spread your religion there, the internet doesn't care about it. (Which is why I'm not all like "FUCK YOU ATHEISTS GOD EXISTS".)

WARNING: If you do not give a fuck about religion, or hate god, stop reading.

God isn't physical, he is what you want him to be, for instance, your god could be a sack of shit, or a television.

For the sake of fairness, i will point out that you left out the all important words that are required to make the last sentence less stupid. "I THINK God isn't physical, he is what you want him to be, for instance, your god could be a sack of shit, or a television". I am an Athiest, but i support freedom of thought above all other rights. I THINK god doesn't exist. You THINK that he does. I have no problem with that, people can think what ever they want. But, in your last sentence you say it as if you KNOW god exists, and you don't. No one does, and i don't KNOW that he doesn't exist, so for the sake of freedom of thought, and allowing people to make up their own mind, those two added words are very important.

I'm sorry but my religion forbids homosexuals.

Oh wait, this is the internet, not a bar.

*has anal with you*