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#766 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
My name is NOT anonymous.! Buht Dhis shyt is H I L I R I O U S.!
(but this shit is hilirious.!] Dhis my favorite 1 heaa.! (this my favorite one here.!] well im out pc3.! (well im out peace]
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#764 - anonymous (2 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Do any of you morons that leave comments realise that there is a spell checker built in to the better browsers?
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#765 reply to #764 - anonymous (1 month ago)  - Hide User's Posts
no i didnt you mother fucker
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#763 - anonymous (2 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
dude i looked at this pic when i wuz fiv and i LMAO dude and shit still ant change im still fuckin LMAO
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#762 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this kid is fucktastic i wonder what he gets next year from that cocksucker
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#760 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
man i fill so bad for santa but that kid is right about tat one dat i wake up on chirsmess and i find under he tree a pack of dam gum i was so mad i wote a letter to santa and it said dear santa, i was wating for chirsmess day i ran to the tree and all i find wad a damm pack of fucking gum what the hell is the matter with you santa if you come to my house i will fuck you up and their was no more sata yay oh ya the kids who belive in sata heis fack ask your mom and dad i knoe because my mom and dad told me haha kids sata is fack oh ya santa if you are lisning fuck you you fang
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#761 reply to #760 - shanice (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
that aint cool kids ned sumthin 2 believe in get mad at ur mom and dad 4 lieing to u don't take it out on the dumb kids that didn't know
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#758 - anonymous (5 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
it's pretty funny that through all that,he still puts SINCERELY as his closed ending.
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#757 - slamjam (5 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
wow i c dis person iz pissed 4 christmas but i want santa 2 give me a yo-yo id kick his fat azz when hes going down my chimney
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#759 reply to #757 - anonymous (5 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I want Santa to bring you a dictionary and/or a lifetime membership to Sylvan Learning Center.
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#753 - anonymous (6 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
This is definitely written by an adult. Only an adult can write so neat.
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#754 reply to #753 - anonymous (6 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
it's a font, not handwriting.
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#755 reply to #753 - anonymous (6 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
dumbass i think everyone here knows that its probably TYPED by an adult
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#756 reply to #753 - anonymous (5 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
The person still thinks Santa is real, the person asked for a bike, the person is still in school, and the person is angry about a kid getting more toys than himself. There is NO WAY that an adult could have or would have typed this!
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#751 - LOLrofolLOL (6 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol funny but still u cant help but feel bad 4 da parents that got the letter captcha=slang LOLOLOLOL
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#750 - DURR (7 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
santa is a pedo
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#749 - anonymous (7 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
to bad santas not fucking real
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#748 - anonymous (7 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Best Line: "Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up."
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#747 - anonymous (7 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol
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#745 - anonymous (8 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
OMG SO FUNNY
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#746 reply to #745 - anonymous (8 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
hell yea who the fuck made this shits funy
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#744 - K!nG_D (8 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i still think this is one of the funniest things on this site
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#741 - anonymous (9 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Poor Johny,no bike from fat cocksuckers/
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#740 - anonymous (9 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol he's pissed that he didnt get that bike
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#743 reply to #740 - anonymous (9 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
no duh!
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#739 - anonymous (9 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
idk why but i laugh everytime i read it. was so funny lol
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#738 - anonymous (10 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
poor johnny but still johnny rocks you should sell those letters lol and johnif it happens again get a shot and when he comes shoot him and then ship him to the north pole his wife will know atleest
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#735 - anonymous (10 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS AWSOME PIC
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