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#770 - anonymous (2 months ago)
lol santa (aka your mum and dad) will be f*#%d off from that letter
(or if you sent that letter through the post it could be a petifile in a post office sending back to you
#769 - anonymous (2 months ago)
This $hit is mad funny Santa must feel like an @$$hole right now haha nice one lil Jhonny
#768 - anonymous (3 months ago)
this is the funniest fucking letter ever
#767 - anonymous (3 months ago)
rosanna made me read this and funny shit it is
#766 - anonymous (3 months ago)
My name is NOT anonymous.! Buht Dhis shyt is H I L I R I O U S.!
(but this shit is hilirious.!] Dhis my favorite 1 heaa.! (this my favorite one here.!] well im out pc3.! (well im out peace]
#764 - anonymous (5 months ago)
Do any of you morons that leave comments realise that there is a spell checker built in to the better browsers?
#765 to #764 - anonymous (5 months ago)
no i didnt you mother fucker
#763 - anonymous (5 months ago)
dude i looked at this pic when i wuz fiv and i LMAO dude and shit still ant change im still fuckin LMAO
#762 - anonymous (6 months ago)
this kid is fucktastic i wonder what he gets next year from that cocksucker
#760 - anonymous (7 months ago)
man i fill so bad for santa but that kid is right about tat one dat i wake up on chirsmess and i find under he tree a pack of dam gum i was so mad i wote a letter to santa and it said dear santa, i was wating for chirsmess day i ran to the tree and all i find wad a damm pack of fucking gum what the hell is the matter with you santa if you come to my house i will fuck you up and their was no more sata yay oh ya the kids who belive in sata heis fack ask your mom and dad i knoe because my mom and dad told me haha kids sata is fack oh ya santa if you are lisning fuck you you fang
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#761 to #760 - shanice (7 months ago)
that aint cool kids ned sumthin 2 believe in get mad at ur mom and dad 4 lieing to u don't take it out on the dumb kids that didn't know
#758 - anonymous (8 months ago)
it's pretty funny that through all that,he still puts SINCERELY as his closed ending.
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#757 - slamjam (8 months ago)
wow i c dis person iz pissed 4 christmas but i want santa 2 give me a yo-yo id kick his fat azz when hes going down my chimney
#759 to #757 - anonymous (8 months ago)
I want Santa to bring you a dictionary and/or a lifetime membership to Sylvan Learning Center.
#753 - anonymous (9 months ago)
This is definitely written by an adult. Only an adult can write so neat.
#756 to #753 - anonymous (8 months ago)
The person still thinks Santa is real, the person asked for a bike, the person is still in school, and the person is angry about a kid getting more toys than himself. There is NO WAY that an adult could have or would have typed this!
#755 to #753 - anonymous (9 months ago)
dumbass i think everyone here knows that its probably TYPED by an adult
#754 to #753 - anonymous (9 months ago)
it's a font, not handwriting.
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#751 - LOLrofolLOL (10 months ago)
lol funny but still u cant help but feel bad 4 da parents that got the letter captcha=slang LOLOLOLOL
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#750 - DURR (10 months ago)
santa is a pedo
#749 - anonymous (10 months ago)
to bad santas not fucking real
#748 - anonymous (10 months ago)
Best Line: "Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up."
#747 - anonymous (10 months ago)
lol
#745 - anonymous (11 months ago)
OMG SO FUNNY
#746 to #745 - anonymous (11 months ago)
hell yea who the fuck made this shits funy
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#744 - K!nG_D (12 months ago)
i still think this is one of the funniest things on this site
#741 - anonymous (12 months ago)
Poor Johny,no bike from fat cocksuckers/
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