Dear blank comp. Edit: FRONT PAGE, THANKS EVERYONE! PART 2 UP- www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/705201/Dear+blank+comp+2/<br /> Obviously do not own these dear blank lol sincerely me
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Dear blank comp

Dear blank comp. Edit: FRONT PAGE, THANKS EVERYONE! PART 2 UP- www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/705201/Dear+blank+comp+2/<br /> Obviously do not own these

Edit: FRONT PAGE, THANKS EVERYONE! PART 2 UP- www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/705201/Dear+blank+comp+2/<br />
Obviously do not own these, just found them whilst moderating and compiled them for teh lulz.

Dear blank
WELCOME To MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD YOUR HERE.‘
Dear Mom,
Please understand is only 17 in
Eclipse. It' s creepy that you get off to him
being shirtless. He' s as old as your son.
Sincerely, Your daughter.
Dear blank
WELCOME To MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD VOU‘ RE HERE.‘
Dear Yahoo,
Please keep trying, it amuses us all.
Sincerely, Google.
WELCOME TO MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD vau' RE HERE.‘
Dear Timmy,
Screw you. I' m not pulling you out of the
well anymore. How the heck can you fall
down it more than once?
Sincerely, Lassie.
Dear blank
WELCOME TO MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD VOU‘ RE HERE.‘
Dear Mom,
Please stop telling the cashier your entire
life story. She just wanted to know if you
found everything in the grocery store.
Sincerely, Your Daughter.
Dear blank
WELCOME To MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD VOU‘ RE HERE.‘
Dear California,
Please drive better.
Sincerely, The other States.
Dear blank
WELCOME To MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD VOU‘ RE HERE.‘
Dear world,
Please know that I' m on a boat. Don' t you
ever forget.
Sincerely, Andy Samberg.
Dear blank
WELCOME To MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD VOU‘ RE HERE.‘
Dear Christians,
Shun the !
Sincerely, God.
Dear blank
WELCOME TO MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD VOU‘ RE HERE.‘
Dear Dude,
Please inform me of the whereabouts of my
vehicle.
Sincerely, Ashton Kutcher.
Dear blank
WELCOME TO MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD vou' RE HERE.‘
Dear Medical School,
Please stop trying to kill me while teaching
me how to save others.
Sincerely, Screwed.
WELCOME To MODERATE, WE' RE so GLAD VOU‘ RE HERE.‘
Dear Gorgeous Nymphomaniacs Who
Love Pathetic Nerdy Guys,
You exist, right?!?
Sincerely, ychan.
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#44 - ICreamedOnAllah (08/19/2010) [+] (12 replies)
Dear Twilight Vampires.
Please stop putting on that god-awful glitter. Real Vampires don't ******* sparkle.
Signed, Dracula
#53 to #48 - slapyousillyfoo (08/19/2010) [-]
Dear Nosferatu,
Please stop ******* with the lights at the Krusty Krab.
Sincerely, Spongebob
#69 - Arturotheone (08/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Dear America,

My country sucks ass, please let me in yours.

Sincerely, Mexicans
#32 - fungusamongus (08/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Dear Myspace,
All you base are belong to us.


Sincerely, Facebook.
User avatar #114 - Reach (08/19/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Dear Middle eastern people,


build a mosque 2 blocks away from ground zero.

sincerely, Allah

ps. : To America, "lol umad?"
#31 - StrictClubBouncer (08/19/2010) [-]
Dear gravity,

**** off.

Sincerely, Buddy.
#50 - Yeagermanjensen (08/19/2010) [-]
Dear Batman,  
i 			*******		 hate u  
love, joker
Dear Batman,
i ******* hate u
love, joker
#82 - AlexJani (08/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Dear God,
Why did you have to kill Tupac? Now we have Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne, and Flo Rida. Please bring him back :(.

Sincerely,
Everyone.
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#37 - GEEZUSAURUSREX (08/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
dear chris hansen

STOP FOLLOWING ME

sincerely, Pedobear
User avatar #30 - PiggyGhostNinja (08/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dear God,
You took John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, and Freddie Mercury and replaced them with Justin Beiber, Lil Wayne, and Kanye West. What did we do to deserve this?

Sincerely, Everyone.
User avatar #73 - bucketofbloo (08/19/2010) [-]
Dear Charlie

Let's go to Caaannnnddyyyy Mounnnnntaiinnnnn~

Sincerely, the other unicorns.
User avatar #147 - lolparty (08/19/2010) [-]
Dear PedoBear,

Why dont you have a seat over there.

Sincerely, Chris Hanson
#156 - lolmoperDOS (08/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Dear FunnyJunk

Why can't we be freinds?


Sincerely,TrollFace
User avatar #65 - connorbeyond (08/19/2010) [-]
dear Mr. african-american
please return my bicycle.
love, punch-out guy.
#64 - XKillerXRedX (08/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dear Charlie,

I REALLY ******* LOVE YOU.

LOVE, Starfish.
User avatar #175 - shadowbolt (08/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
4chan doesn't need sex, they can asexually reproduce.
#27 - SURFRENZY (08/19/2010) [-]
shun the non believer shuuuunnnnn
shun the non believer shuuuunnnnn
User avatar #17 - unideer (08/19/2010) [-]
Dear Winter,

**** you.

Sincerely, Alaska.

#126 - TheKatanaIII (08/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dear "The Rock"

You are badass, stop doing kids movies.

Sincerely, Anybody who has seen "Doom"
#112 - Ken M (08/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
ima gorgeous nymphomaniac. (;
but, of course, the internet's filled with non-believers. so this is gonna get alot of thumbs down and everyone saying 'your soo fake' whatever. it's youre life. believe what you wanna believee(;
User avatar #129 to #112 - fishinyourface (08/19/2010) [-]
your soo fake
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