Hey Admin. Comment if you have any experience with PHP, ASP, Perl, anything that could be of use. Also thumbs so ppl can see this. . Since yen can' t program/ a
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Hey Admin

Comment if you have any experience with PHP, ASP, Perl, anything that could be of use. Also thumbs so ppl can see this.

Since yen can' t program/ afford programmers that can program, why don' t yen ask the F.)
fer help? There has to be same programmers an this site ether than myself that
cauld pitch in, what tip you guys think?
Chaste shmitty
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Submitted: 08/18/2010
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User avatar #101 - andriod (08/19/2010) [-]
i would be more than happy to help him out.
ive worked on big sites like google,facebook,and animefreak.tv.
i even got a degree. ive been programing for the last 4 years professionally

i said on multiple occasions that i would work for free in my spare time and he has never bothered to send me a pm or email.
#161 - MakeMehASammich (08/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
<Me when trying to program things
<Me when trying to program things
User avatar #123 - Tussey (08/19/2010) [+] (5 replies)
WHy have you program when you can hardly master Paint....?
#128 to #123 - mr skeltal (08/19/2010) [-]
why have you account when you can hardly master grammar....?
User avatar #91 - DoctorMusic (08/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Here's an idea, why don't we just put some ads IN the content. Look, there's a cheetos ad in this one!
User avatar #166 - KingOfTime (08/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i can program my microwave to heat up food
User avatar #28 - Bongos (08/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Allowing random people over the internet to access the mainframe of your site is a dangerous move.
#93 - zevvay (08/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
chestersmitty in 5 years
#78 - AdamDV (08/19/2010) [-]
I can program PHP, Java, Perl, HTML5, CSS3, Python, and C. I own a web design firm. I'd be more then willing to help.
#173 - mr skeltal (08/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i make 6k+ a month programming. why would i do it for free?
#174 to #173 - mr skeltal (08/19/2010) [-]
cause you're a bitch >.>
User avatar #105 - Pugh (08/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
whenever i see the cheeto guy i think of him on family guy snorting cheetos like coke.....
#112 - JonathanNowFuckYou (08/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You have my bow
#73 - avaaa **User deleted account** (08/19/2010) [+] (13 replies)
I strongly recommend ______ Mixed friends -- C o m ______ to you where I just found

my interracial boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet black men and

beautiful women.
#92 to #85 - mr skeltal (08/19/2010) [-]
Haha, spamming people. What does that do? Causes a bit of a butt-ache for about 30 mins then it's over.

Try:
Making people commit suicide, Bring down companies, IRL trolling, Sending death threats to people, Setting up bombs, Completely destroying websites, Other hacking things (my fave being when they hacked an epilepsy help forum so when you opened a thread it would play a short animation of flashing images that you could't stop), solving actual crimes and having people put to justice (Kenny Glenn, abused animals, put the videos on youtube, and thanks to 4chan he was arrested) and hundreds of other things.

Now do you see why they hate you fags? When you think it's "epic win!" to simply spam people? /rant
#68 - Elixir (08/19/2010) [-]
I don't know about what those acronyms mean,but I know what poop means....

People
Order
Our
Patties
#4 - BlackSpadesJoker (08/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Cuz hes not stupid, I might as well say im the president of the us.
#69 - abstract (08/19/2010) [-]
because there are trolls, trolls everywhere, and some people would just **** with the site
User avatar #149 - malignus (08/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This is not funny and should be posted in the suggestion box.
User avatar #10 - twoheadedboy (08/18/2010) [-]
ill help ive got nothing better to do
#172 - thatswhatsheread **User deleted account** (08/19/2010) [-]
I LOVE CHEETOS!
#145 - mr skeltal (08/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if you can program c/c++ (which I'm just learning so don't ask me) can't you easily learn objective-c and make a FJ iphone app
User avatar #151 to #145 - ChesterSmitty (08/19/2010) [-]
Possibly, if someone is interested in mounting such an expedition. I think the main things which need fixing are server side programming things. The site is awfully slow and has way too many errors that I believe can be corrected and cleaned with some fresh pairs of eyes.
User avatar #143 - willytodanilly (08/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What if some jerk from 4chan comes over to help and all makes things even more screwed up.
#148 to #143 - mr skeltal (08/19/2010) [-]
How long is it gonna take you all to realise 4chan don't give a **** about us
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