When you post pictures like this on your profile, it makes you look like
you will spread your legs easily and that is the reason that random
creepy" guy added you as a friend.
When you look like this, people are bound to think you are llamas
so don' t get offended and hit me with your purse when I call you
Dear 12 yr. old sluts,
Stop posting pictures of yourself on the internet and you won' t get
stalked by your creepy neighbor.
Dear Duckfaced, too tanned whore,
That shit is not attractive. Just stop.
Dear Emu Boys,
Don' t get mad if I mistake you for a girl because you
look like one. If you don' t want to get called a chick,
cut your fucking hair and take off your makeout!
Stop trying to be a gangsta, you grew up in the fucking suburbs!
Dear Black people,
Get over it. We have MORE than made up for
That' s it for now. I don' t know if I can make a gnd one. If you have any ideas, I will
compile the good ones and put them in the next one and give you credit.