Worth the Read 3. I hate you all. Part 4. NO MORE funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/699934/Worth+the+Read+4/.. ok this was senior year in high school and me and my friend were bored and just messing around so he says watch this and asked to go the the bathroom so this wa worth the read Long funny
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User avatar #73 - lebronjamesxxiii (08/17/2010) [+] (8 replies)
ok this was senior year in high school and me and my friend were bored and just messing around so he says watch this and asked to go the the bathroom so this want special or anything but about 10 minutes later i hear a knocking noise he was throwing rocks at the window outside the classroom and thats not the best part he climbed about a 30 foot tree! so the whole class pulls out there phones and takes pictures and the teacher didnt even find out!
#133 - BlackCatBlvd (08/17/2010) [+] (7 replies)
I have a good one.
Ok, so I overheard my parents talking about sending me to boarding school, saying I'm "gifted" and **** . Well I'm pissed, because my only real friend is my current teacher. So I clear my head, and take off from my house for a little bit. Well next thing you know (and this is still kind of blurry), I'm knocked out for I don't know how long. It's cold out, and I'm basically frozen when some girl finds me. She is smoking hot, and really sweet; helping me up and brushing snow off me and stuff. She stopped her brother's ride (who is so egotistical its almost a bit funny) just to help me. The recognize me as "that gifted kid" (I was fairly well known) and offered a lift.
But first they had to break Appa out of the ice, too.
#13 - AccountwasWiped (08/17/2010) [-]
this one time, in band camp......
#649 - Yomumasofat (08/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
THIS ONE TIME I WAS ABOUT TO BONE MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEN SHE SCREAMED SO I LOOKED UP AND THERE WAS BIGFOOT SO THEN I WENT BACK TO BONE GIRLFRIEND BUT THE MOSQUITO'S WERE GOING CRAZY AND SHE SAID THERE WAS NO WAY.
User avatar #54 - anikan (08/17/2010) [+] (6 replies)
alright, i had this teacher. for security reasons, i won't tell you her name was Janet Mead, Science teacher for seventh grade in Williamstown Middle School. Yeah, I won't tell you any of that. Anyway, one day, she was just doing some boring-ass lecture and some kids are talking in the back. She can never hear anything. At one point, some kid screams "HOLY STIFF NIPPLES!"She didn't even move. So we go on, not paying attention and talking. So then, the only two black kids in the whole class that day started talking, almost whispering. She then turns around and gives them both after-school detentions (3-7's).
#281 - Kortuga (08/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You know those rides at amusement parks that spin around vertically
and you go upside down and **** ? Well I waas on one of those and there was this chick sitting across from me. Was she hot?
Dosen't matter, she had like an R cup. I got an immediate boner, which was promptly crushed by the safety thingy.
So the ride starts, and she starts screaming like she's getting buttraped. Her eyes were closeed the whole time. the ride went up for it's first full circle and I noticed that her shirt was loose.
Very loose.
so I'm in my seat craning my neck to see, and what do you know.
Her boob falls out, and she doesn't notice for about 30 seconds.
I pretended I didn't notice which was pretty hard. too bad my dick still
hurts from the safety bar.
User avatar #61 - bradynissen (08/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
My friend and I were in Life Science, and he called someone a dick (can't remember why). Our science teacher calmly turns towards him and says, "We're in life science, so you are going to have to call him a he correct name from now on. Call him a penis."
Our entire class broke out laughing.
User avatar #138 - boley (08/17/2010) [-]
This one time at band camp...
#115 - EPICBONKERS **User deleted account** (08/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What does it say everybody?!
#729 - MaggitheSecond **User deleted account** (08/18/2010) [-]
WHY THE HELL WONT ANYTHING LOAD
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#642 - anonymous (08/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
One time, I went to a party and I had fun.
User avatar #645 to #642 - JAlbastlkr (08/18/2010) [-]
HA HAAA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUVE NEVER BEEN OUT OF YOUR MOMS BASEMENT HA HAAAAAA
User avatar #196 - debunny (08/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
when i was eleven, my health teacher whos name sounds like misses suck, was going on and on about eating right while eating a doughnut. two kids in the front snickerd and she started yelling things like " you are disrupting my class you stupid kids." then out of her rage she turns to this kid who hasent done **** and yells " go to the principls office" but the kid who didnt do anything is like " but i didnt do anything!" then the teacher is like screaming " YOU WILL BE SUSPENDED. DONT YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME! GO NOW" so the kid goes muttering swear words. then the teacher has a psychotic breakdown, talking for five minutes about random stuff like dont do drugs, but she ended talking about carrots.
#983 - TehAwesum (08/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wow, even the top picture won't load. i'm gonna go chill at 4chan for a bit and comeback when this is fixed.
wow, even the top picture won't load. i'm gonna go chill at 4chan for a bit and comeback when this is fixed.
#888 - RussianReversal (08/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Chuck Norris isn't happy
Chuck Norris isn't happy
#181 - Dammage (08/17/2010) [-]
okay so my friend really hated this fat 			****		 of a teacher we had, he wasent going to go to our school next year so on the last day he got the teacher a "Get well soon card" and put an ad for liposuction inside it, i wonder what happned to that teacher...
okay so my friend really hated this fat **** of a teacher we had, he wasent going to go to our school next year so on the last day he got the teacher a "Get well soon card" and put an ad for liposuction inside it, i wonder what happned to that teacher...
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User avatar #322 - ChokeOnYourPride (08/17/2010) [-]
Ok, during lunch I'm usually that loud girl you see being stupid with her friends. One day, me and all my friends were making fun of the Tourettes guy videos on youtube and screaming "BOB SAGET!" and " **** !" " **** !" and etc. Well, my choir teacher, who so happens to hate cursing, walks behind my little group right as I say " **** IT IN THE ASSSSSS!" I figured I was pretty screwed considering my class was after lunch. During class she pulls me into her office and asks me why I "decided to use such language" and be "unclassy." The only thing I tell her is I also have tourettes and it happens every 4 to 6 hours. She believes me and now I can scream any cuss word in my choir class.
User avatar #302 - RisenLichen ONLINE (08/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ok, this is a typical day in my household.
Me and two of my cousins were watching TV in the living room. My mother and two aunts were in the kitchen making dinner, my father and uncles in the backyard drinking and my grandmother sleeping. My baby brother, who has autism comes outta nowhere and hits me. i let it slide. he comes again, i say "stop". he does it one more time, so then i chase him. my cousins try to catch me to no avail. my mother sees me, and chases me with a chancla(slipper) i get ahold on the little devil and i start beating him mercilessly. my cousins try to hold me back, again to no avail. so am beating my brother while my cousins hold me back, my mother scolding at me, and my fathr hears the commotion, telling us
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