Worth the Read 2. EDIT: PART 3 IS HERE! www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/698063/Worth+the+Read+3/.. Here's another true story. This was in my 5th grade days. So I walk in the classroom on my first day with my best friends, one's black but pretty smart, the oth
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User avatar #203 - yojo (08/17/2010) [+] (12 replies)
Here's another true story. This was in my 5th grade days. So I walk in the classroom on my first day with my best friends, one's black but pretty smart, the other one's white and pretty poor. Our ugly ass teacher walked in talking like he was the greatest thing in the world. But what caught everyone's attention at first, was his ears. He had his ears in the weirdest position on his face, I don't even know if that was on his face, I think it was his neck, but I sorta felt sorry for him, til I realized how crazy he was. Through out the whole day it was as normal as a class with a crazy teacher could be. Until he has a 3 second spaz attack and claims I own mythical creatures! wtf? Good thing Cosmo and Wanda can hide like pros.
#108 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (08/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Captain Price is amused.

I got another story. So me and another squadmate (Soap) are in a motorboat chase to kill this Shadow Company general. Helicopters and other motorboats full of soldiers were swarming us. Soap held off all the boats while I tried sniping the general. Eventually we were approaching a waterfall, but just before falling we were moving slowly enought for me to snipe the helicopter pilot. When I regained consciousness from the fall there was the general, alive and about to shoot my wounded buddy! So I bodyslammed him just before he fired his weapon. We fought for a while, but he knocked me out. After a minute I regained consciousness; the general dead with a knife in his eye and Nikolai's pavelow above us. True Story.
User avatar #1 - readyforrebirth (08/16/2010) [+] (5 replies)
i ********** your comment virginity
User avatar #59 - KingBeef (08/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
a couple years back, a kid in my middle school, a year after i left it, asked the teacher to use the bathroom, she said no, he asked again and she said if he asked again she would send him to the office, but he asked again, and she told him to leave, he promply got up, walked to the door, pulled his pants down, and took a piss in the hallway, in front of everybody
User avatar #61 to #59 - steventylersmitten (08/16/2010) [-]
LIKE A BOSS.
#612 - shadowhawk (08/17/2010) [-]
7th grade u say?
#392 - Silver Quantum (08/17/2010) [+] (6 replies)
are you ******* kidding me?? how the hell got this to the top of the front page? these stories are ******* gay and unfunny. these kind of situations happen every single day in most schools all over the world. how the hell is this worth the read? if you don't have anything funny to write, at least invent a story worth the read. please, DO NOT bother to put together another unfunny story
#11 - formeranonymous (08/16/2010) [+] (5 replies)
these are great but i got a good one.
In 9th grade my friend and iwere try to see who could say "slut" louder. We had a quiet teacher. Like sitting in the front row was the only way to make sense out of the class. So anyway I said slut at normal indoor voice during a youtube video about something i dont remember. When my teacher begins teaching again my friend stands up and yells slut. in dead silence. the teacher i had ran out of the room. she was pregnant. and a 1st year teacher.
User avatar #193 - Sick (08/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
We're no strangers to FunnyJunk
You know the rules and so do I
Thumbs and comments are what I'm thinkin of
You wouldn't get this from any other site
I just wanna tell you what I'm doing, gunna make you thumbs up too
Always gunna thumb you up, never gunna thumb you down
Never gunna go on 4chan and desert you
Never gunna make you cry, and I'm never gunna leave this siteeeeeee
Never gunna tell a lie, and hurt you
User avatar #92 - Data ONLINE (08/17/2010) [-]
Okay, here is a story that I will share with you.
There was this one kid in are class, Joey or something, and he was short. A midget, about 3 feet tall, who was almost as brave as Chuck Norris.
Well one day, the teacher who would watch the lunch area caught him cutting to the front of the line...
from the very end of said line. When the teacher confronted Joey about this, he said, and I quote, " **** OFF!" Right to the teachers... knees.
So when the teacher tried to drag him to the office, he broke off from his grasp and jumped on to the nearest table, then back at the teacher. Grabbing him by the collar, Joey slammed his head into the teacher's nose, breaking it.
But then I realized I was dreaming; I don't go to school. I'm a Veemon... :'(
User avatar #607 - xxplayguitarxx (08/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
How the **** did a few mediocre high school stories get to the front page?

TWICE? With a THIRD on the way?
User avatar #610 to #607 - Grand Poohbah (08/17/2010) [-]
I have no idea, but it's ridiculous. They aren't even that unusual. I'd probably become a Funny Junk God if I told some of mine. Like the time a kid pulled the fire alarm, dropped his pants, and then waddled away from our 400lb security guard.
#556 - TehPorcupine (08/17/2010) [-]
Cool story bro.
Cool story bro.
#567 - aTastyCooky (08/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Yo dawg, I heard you like thumbs, so I thumbed everyone up :)
#565 - krystalamanda (08/17/2010) [-]
860 happend
860 happend
#532 - 4chan refugee (08/17/2010) [-]
"Why 860? 'Cuz it'll never happen!"
That was reverse psychology, wasn't it? You knew that 860 was a legit possibility, so you tried to make us "prove you wrong."
#452 - TokenWhiteKid (08/17/2010) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #73 - Carlitofly (08/17/2010) [-]
And she would later go to become governor of alaska and run for vice president
#47 - brettyht (08/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
sounds like my old ELA teacher that i got kicked out of school. one day we were sitting in ELA (funniest class all year). a kid starts laughing at this text for 5 MINUTES! she finally notices and on her way she brings DUCT TAPE and DUCT TAPES the kid TO THE CHAIR , while the kid does nothing. neither of them say a word while she does it. then he just keeps laughing away. finally she PICKS the DESK UP and puts it in the HALLWAY, PUSHES THE BOOKS OFF THE DESK and tells him to PICK THEM UP CLOSES THE DOOR and starts teaching again. then (we are supposed to leave to go to lunch) while we leave she tells him to stay there and everyone but the kid goes to lunch. guess who that kid was? ME!!! the next day she was called byy police and expelled. :)
sounds like my old ELA teacher that i got kicked out of school. one day we were sitting in ELA (funniest class all year). a kid starts laughing at this text for 5 MINUTES! she finally notices and on her way she brings DUCT TAPE and DUCT TAPES the kid TO THE CHAIR , while the kid does nothing. neither of them say a word while she does it. then he just keeps laughing away. finally she PICKS the DESK UP and puts it in the HALLWAY, PUSHES THE BOOKS OFF THE DESK and tells him to PICK THEM UP CLOSES THE DOOR and starts teaching again. then (we are supposed to leave to go to lunch) while we leave she tells him to stay there and everyone but the kid goes to lunch. guess who that kid was? ME!!! the next day she was called byy police and expelled. :)
#34 - epochpenors (08/16/2010) [-]
In 7th grade in math class the girl that sat next to me was one of those dumbasses that thought acting stupid was HILARIOUS, you know those girls. Anyway, a BIG math test comes up, and she didn't study. She starts copying off my test and pretty much puts down every answer I did. Later, we got the tests back, she got an A, I got a C. My face.
#300 - PRake (08/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!!!!!!!
#134 - Jackk (08/17/2010) [-]
We need more Thumbs on this bitch,

i want part 3. + if it happens i want dedication (:
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