Worth the Read 2. EDIT: PART 3 IS HERE! /funny_pictures/698063/Worth+the+Read+3/.. Here's another true story. This was in my 5th grade days. So I walk in the classroom on my first day with my best friends, one's black but pretty smart, the oth worth the read Long funny
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User avatar #203 - yojo
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Here's another true story. This was in my 5th grade days. So I walk in the classroom on my first day with my best friends, one's black but pretty smart, the other one's white and pretty poor. Our ugly ass teacher walked in talking like he was the greatest thing in the world. But what caught everyone's attention at first, was his ears. He had his ears in the weirdest position on his face, I don't even know if that was on his face, I think it was his neck, but I sorta felt sorry for him, til I realized how crazy he was. Through out the whole day it was as normal as a class with a crazy teacher could be. Until he has a 3 second spaz attack and claims I own mythical creatures! wtf? Good thing Cosmo and Wanda can hide like pros.
#209 to #203 - anon id: 5696c808
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LOL wasn't expecting that one
who thumbed him down?
User avatar #220 to #203 - SirFail
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cool hollywood undead thumbs for you =D
User avatar #236 to #203 - GoReMoTe
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^winrar
#214 to #203 - ShovelMan
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OH MY GOD HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD AVATAR.

THUMB FOR ******* YOU.
#228 to #214 - Noah
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dude you guys ******* rock
#231 to #228 - ShovelMan
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HELL YEAH!HOLLYWOOD WE NEVER GOIN' DOWN!
#232 to #231 - Noah
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Best singey evar?
User avatar #217 to #214 - yojo
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THANKS FOR THE ******* THUMB
#208 to #203 - MnBran
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Fairies, you say?
#230 to #208 - anon id: 5ac9bfed
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lol.........
User avatar #233 to #208 - ramrodaa
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is it just me who read it in his voice?
#346 to #233 - anon id: cf0aec08
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yes
#108 - Beavernator **User deleted account**
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Captain Price is amused.

I got another story. So me and another squadmate (Soap) are in a motorboat chase to kill this Shadow Company general. Helicopters and other motorboats full of soldiers were swarming us. Soap held off all the boats while I tried sniping the general. Eventually we were approaching a waterfall, but just before falling we were moving slowly enought for me to snipe the helicopter pilot. When I regained consciousness from the fall there was the general, alive and about to shoot my wounded buddy! So I bodyslammed him just before he fired his weapon. We fought for a while, but he knocked me out. After a minute I regained consciousness; the general dead with a knife in his eye and Nikolai's pavelow above us. True Story.
User avatar #112 to #108 - MatthewsGauss
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it was a little bird and if you notice he cocked the gun which puts the bullet align with the hammer and pulls the trigger and it revolves again i mean WTF im the only one that noticed that
#116 to #112 - anon id: 405d2e68
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hahahaha u said cock
User avatar #123 to #108 - shrike
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if you wanna get technical he actually shot the gas tank on the pavelow, but most people don't really care how it blows up.
User avatar #1 - readyforrebirth
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i ********** your comment virginity
User avatar #3 to #1 - cowboybebop
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Well I ********** yours!
User avatar #4 to #3 - OldSnake
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And I ********** yours!
User avatar #7 to #4 - cowboybebop
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no, on second thought, I mouth-raped yours.
User avatar #6 to #4 - Deavas [OP]
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silly snake you have no genes, no memes... actually i guess that makes it alot safer..
User avatar #5 to #4 - cowboybebop
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and I ********** yours back!
User avatar #59 - KingBeef
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a couple years back, a kid in my middle school, a year after i left it, asked the teacher to use the bathroom, she said no, he asked again and she said if he asked again she would send him to the office, but he asked again, and she told him to leave, he promply got up, walked to the door, pulled his pants down, and took a piss in the hallway, in front of everybody
User avatar #65 to #59 - zombiexslayer
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you remember me?!
User avatar #61 to #59 - steventylersmitten
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LIKE A BOSS.
#612 - shadowhawk
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7th grade u say?
#392 - Silver Quantum
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are you ******* kidding me?? how the hell got this to the top of the front page? these stories are ******* gay and unfunny. these kind of situations happen every single day in most schools all over the world. how the hell is this worth the read? if you don't have anything funny to write, at least invent a story worth the read. please, DO NOT bother to put together another unfunny story
#400 to #392 - WTFxLOL
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agreed sounds like a bitch school to me. i have about 300 stories that are way better. in middle school i got over 90 in school suspensions, and over 70 detentions all skipped so that meant a iss. lol if any one wants to hear better stories i can post em.
#406 to #400 - bagelsntoast
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ur cool
#410 to #406 - anon id: 052f51bc
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You take roofies and go to gay bars
User avatar #402 to #392 - quackaduck
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i had my gcse exams before and me and some of my friends went in completely stoned. we didnt really care cuz it was computers or somin but we were ******* giggling loads, paranoid and the old women who was there kept on asking if we were ok and everytime he went to one of my friends we all started laughing. after about hour we all slept and didnt do any of the exam
User avatar #405 to #402 - quackaduck
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and thats 1 day.
nothing major but we kept a milk bottle full of milk in a roof for about 4-5 months + about 100-200 bottles and rubbish, it could have easily collapsed
#395 to #392 - anon id: 052f51bc
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they should have a report for being a ******* queer compiliation of ******* ******* horses
#11 - formeranonymous
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these are great but i got a good one.
In 9th grade my friend and iwere try to see who could say "slut" louder. We had a quiet teacher. Like sitting in the front row was the only way to make sense out of the class. So anyway I said slut at normal indoor voice during a youtube video about something i dont remember. When my teacher begins teaching again my friend stands up and yells slut. in dead silence. the teacher i had ran out of the room. she was pregnant. and a 1st year teacher.
User avatar #39 to #11 - AlexJani
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you has my interwebz.
User avatar #16 to #11 - jacksparojr
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EPIC!
User avatar #31 to #11 - wargeneralwest
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we did that in the caffiteria, but we called it the "penis game"
we were practically yelling it at the whole caffiteria, all 5 of us
we herd echos n ****, so ******* funny, good times... good times
#264 to #31 - formeranonymous
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we played that game too. god i miss high school
User avatar #740 to #264 - wargeneralwest
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we did it in middleschool, but same difference
User avatar #193 - Sick
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We're no strangers to FunnyJunk
You know the rules and so do I
Thumbs and comments are what I'm thinkin of
You wouldn't get this from any other site
I just wanna tell you what I'm doing, gunna make you thumbs up too
Always gunna thumb you up, never gunna thumb you down
Never gunna go on 4chan and desert you
Never gunna make you cry, and I'm never gunna leave this siteeeeeee
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User avatar #196 to #193 - friskyfarmer
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you sir, are a god
User avatar #92 - Data
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Okay, here is a story that I will share with you.
There was this one kid in are class, Joey or something, and he was short. A midget, about 3 feet tall, who was almost as brave as Chuck Norris.
Well one day, the teacher who would watch the lunch area caught him cutting to the front of the line...
from the very end of said line. When the teacher confronted Joey about this, he said, and I quote, "**** OFF!" Right to the teachers... knees.
So when the teacher tried to drag him to the office, he broke off from his grasp and jumped on to the nearest table, then back at the teacher. Grabbing him by the collar, Joey slammed his head into the teacher's nose, breaking it.
But then I realized I was dreaming; I don't go to school. I'm a Veemon... :'(
#556 - TehPorcupine
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Cool story bro.
Cool story bro.