Origin of Swears pt 1. Part 2 is UP! btw im now lvl 6 thanks to that last one. love you guys (no homo)<br /> no claim to making this. i havent seen this b
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Origin of Swears pt 1

Part 2 is UP! btw im now lvl 6 thanks to that last one. love you guys (no homo)<br />
no claim to making this. i havent seen this before on fj so im assuming its not a retoast.<br />
EDIT: Thanks for getting me to level 3 those of you who have already given the origin of **** in the comments...well im doing it anyways and ill just ded it to ya.<br />
EDIT 2: holy guacamoli! front page! i love you guys

Origin d Modern thy Swear Words 1
Part
**** - Certain types of manure used to be
transpired by ship. In dry form it weighs a lot
less, but once water hit it, it not only became
heavier, but the process of fermentation began
again, of which a buyproduct is methane gas.
As the manure was stored below decks
bundles, you can see what could (and did)
happen: mathan began to build up below decks,
and the first time someone went below deck at
night while at sea with a lantern, BOOM!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner
before it was discovered what was happening
After that, the bundles of manure were always
stamped with the label S. H. l. T. which meant to
the sailors to: "Ship High In Transit."
in other words, high enough off the lower decks
so that any water that came into the hold would
not touch this volatile cargo and start the
production of methane.
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#65 - aTastyCooky (08/16/2010) [-]
i thought it was South Harmon Institute of Technology. I em disappoint ):
i thought it was South Harmon Institute of Technology. I em disappoint ):
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2010) [+] (6 replies)
That is not true, **** is not an acronym

It comes from the proto-germanic word "skit" meaning to split, divide or seperate, and the old english word "scitte" meaning "to purge" in the form of excrement. The purging and splitting of excrement from the body

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#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i love things like these

they may not be funny, but they are cool and entertaining and that is good enough
User avatar #25 - calientechica (08/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
F.U.C.K. means the friends u can keep so if someone asks to **** you they really just wanna be friends
#13 - Zanchoff (08/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
fornication under consent of king,
F.U.C.K.
#73 - DevDizzy (08/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
****					 = Fornication Under Consent of the King.
**** = Fornication Under Consent of the King.
#53 - ZebraCocaine (08/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
MOAR!
User avatar #34 - Kyue (08/16/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**** stands for Fornification Under Consent of King, if I'm not mistaken. I think it was used in the middle ages to avoid overpopulation of the kingdom.
User avatar #39 to #37 - Kyue (08/16/2010) [-]
You always that?
Does that mean I can the power?
User avatar #14 - deathbat (08/16/2010) [+] (6 replies)
orijin of **** FTW
User avatar #85 - Natendragon (08/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but

The Origin of the Middle Finger

England vs. France, big war. England kicked France's ass, and cut all the middle fingers off the archers (because the middle finger is the strongest finger, it was the most vital for pulling back the string) and whenever English saw the French, they would stick out their middle finger (as in pouring salt in an open wound).
User avatar #57 - ZakisBak (08/16/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Origin of ModernWarfare2- OH modern day swear words, how many others read it like that?
#29 - npetelle (08/16/2010) [-]
cool story bro
cool story bro
#22 - futuramafan (08/16/2010) [-]
<-------- inb4 these guys


oh wait, too late
User avatar #104 - MakeTakosNotWar (08/17/2010) [-]
MORE! PLEASE :3
#82 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i gave u a thumb down cause you're stupid and didn't check wikipedia.
User avatar #84 to #82 - Kaoehap (08/17/2010) [-]
i there fore shall give you a thumb down because wikipedia can be edited by anyone and therefore cannot be trusted
User avatar #79 - XOxoswitcherXOxo (08/17/2010) [-]
no offence, but i don't care where the words come from. they're just fun to say :D
User avatar #21 - WeAllFloatOn (08/16/2010) [-]
theo wants moar!!1
#10 - Spazzy (08/16/2010) [-]
thats not what south park said
User avatar #5 - AlfredNeuman (08/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**** came from a sign that you needed to put on your door to get pregnant back in the middle ages. it read "Fornication (or something like that) Under Consent of King". shortened down to **** .
#6 - MadameHobo (08/16/2010) [-]
MOAR plz
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