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How to kill someone silently painlessly

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making smoke bombs<br />
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Submitted: 08/15/2010
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#122 - brener (08/16/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Funnyjunk is slowly turning into and assassins guild.
-Hot wiring cars
-Silent killing

...anyone know how to use a ninja star?
#126 to #122 - derpdeederp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #383 - LordofBobz (08/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
goes too far when you tell people how to kill people...
#336 - Frenziedstew (08/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Seeing as they can get dna samples from piss... i would advise everybody to think of killing somebody a different way... like with a big piece of ice. Just wear gloves and hit them to death with it. Effective, and your weapon evaporates.
#212 - JHDiddles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #173 - mariopimp (08/16/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**mariopimp rolls 0** 1-9 I get dedz.

You should make one on how to make a shank out of household items.
#286 - MaggitheSecond **User deleted account** (08/16/2010) [-]
this should be: **** you shouldnt know
#132 - GordenFreeman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #17 - ibokTHEBLACKGUY (08/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
watch jersy shore on mute
#362 - TheCommentist **User deleted account** (08/16/2010) [-]
i can use this...
#322 - nathanvrona has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #325 to #322 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (08/16/2010) [-]
lets thumb you down seeing how your comment is stupid
#153 - futuramafan (08/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
lol is this legal to post
#71 - PowerToThePeople **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
User avatar #80 to #78 - RainbowFish (08/16/2010) [-]
Silencers don't work on RPG's.
#410 - crapaloosa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #380 - SchrutefarmsBeets (08/16/2010) [-]
Why is this asshole on the front page, everyone should thumb down this ****
User avatar #348 - rawrNOMNOMNON (08/16/2010) [-]
this guys content is like school, but its actually worth knowing
User avatar #167 - FuckinParodoxnshit (08/16/2010) [-]
GUYS CALM DOWN. Doesn't everyone have 100 gallons of piss and bleach stored in a closet somewhere?


Just me?

User avatar #290 - stegasaurusrex (08/16/2010) [-]
lol, "NOW THEY ******* DIED"
#97 - Addon (08/16/2010) [+] (5 replies)
you all failed!
in the urine is urea which reacts with the sodium (or potassium-) hypochlorite to hydrazine, which is a oily and toxic chemical.
It is NOT highly toxic, the victim could smell it an will not die!
May he gets cancer or get blind, but he does not die instantly!!!

to the TNT thing: if you add conc. sulfuric acid to sodium (or any other!) nitrate, you can destill of the fumes and get very concetrated nitric acid (HNO3). first add toluene to your nitric acid -> mono-nitrotoluol; then add you MNT to nitric acid and sulfuric acid (both highly conc.) to geht di-nitrotoluol; then add you DNT to highly con. HNO3 and fuming H2SO4 with solved sulphur trioxide (->oleum)to geht you trinitrotoluol TNT!
all that is extremly dang. + illg.
#32 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (08/15/2010) [-]
I dont see the point of deds...
User avatar #147 - daugystik (08/16/2010) [-]
Too bad they have your piss at the scene of the death, you need to get someone else's piss, rob a hospital
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