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Strange Porn Moves 1 (Alaska Edition)

1 . Alaskan Avalanche 26 up. 2 down
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when you cum on a girls face, slap her with your dick, and push her in
a pile of snow
Frosty the Snowman liked to give Alaskan Avalanches to kids when
their parents aren' t looking
dickage
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2. Alaskan Firedragon use up. 693 down é
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when a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he
pushes down the woman' s head, leans in and says something shocking
such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back.
The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is
choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to
laughing while drinking milk.
I gave my girlfriend an alaskan last night.
Cool, how was it?
was sweet, but she dumped me.
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n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight,
then inserting it in to ones anus. Invented at the University of Iowa by
Brian and Andy s. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"
Brian: "You know I can' t do that again. Dad will ***** us! "
Andy: "Aww shacks Brian, you know how much I love those. "
Brian: 'T know Andy dear, I know."
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An advanced sexual prank in nature. The alaskan snow dragon is when
a male ejaculates in the females mouth, clamps her jaw shut with his
hands, at the same time informing her he has an std (any one will do)
she will immediately release the semen through her nostrals.... Now
you have made her perform the alaskan snow dragon!
Susie was such a slut i Just had to give her alaskan snow dragon.
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this is a type of sex when a guy stands on a sofa, bed or any elevated
surface, and jumps off attempting to place his wang he penis into the
woman ****** or *******
i broke my dick attempting the alaskan
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User avatar #225 - CumShotUnicorn ONLINE (08/15/2010) [-]
the firedragon looks and sounds awesome
User avatar #219 - Jakolantern (08/15/2010) [-]
alaskan pipeline: **** into a condom, freeze it, then use it as a dildo
User avatar #222 to #219 - NonCholo (08/15/2010) [-]
i swear this one was called a "Canadian hot pocket"
User avatar #223 to #222 - Jakolantern (08/15/2010) [-]
no thats where you **** into the womans ****** and then **** it
User avatar #216 - GorditoLindo (08/15/2010) [-]
i can make any movie into a porno
#227 to #216 - anonymous (08/15/2010) [-]
ok give me a porno name for this movie: van helsing
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#213 - Stackman (08/15/2010) [-]
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User avatar #217 to #213 - Hellsing (08/15/2010) [-]
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User avatar #221 to #217 - Stackman (08/15/2010) [-]
Mini me! Awesome.
#212 - CinnimonRolls (08/15/2010) [-]
I came.
User avatar #218 to #212 - LittleShippy (08/15/2010) [-]
which one. fire dragon or snow dragon
#211 - UnoSkullmanx (08/15/2010) [-]
Oh Alaska, you so crazy.
User avatar #209 - Carlospiceyweiner (08/15/2010) [-]
Ever tried a pink sock? You gotts **** the girl in the ass, preferably a ****** you don't know, and when you're about to bust one knock her the **** out I mean hit the bitch as hard as you can, you gotta knock her unconscience for this to work, well when you pull out your **** because she's out it'll look like a pink sock! There's another, called the "breaded seagull" you **** a chick on the beach and after you get your **** nice and wet cover it in the sand and ram that **** in there!!! You've got a breaded seagull!!!!!
#208 - anonymous (08/15/2010) [-]
red dragon: when your about to ejaculate you shove your dick all the way to back of her throat then punch her in the nose so it comes out of her nose red!
User avatar #210 to #208 - lmaopwnt (08/15/2010) [-]
and hope she doesnt bite?...
User avatar #207 - RazzMonkey (08/15/2010) [-]
The alaskan pipeline made me vomit a little.
#206 - grr_im_a_beast (08/15/2010) [-]
Try the sioux city steamer
#205 - xdtx (08/15/2010) [-]
._.
User avatar #204 - snobbymussel (08/15/2010) [-]
i thought this was ********* daily schedule.
User avatar #203 - fapping (08/15/2010) [-]
Yea id like two plane tickets to the next flight to alaska ?
#202 - Bricehager (08/15/2010) [-]
Damn Alaska, you Scary!
User avatar #201 - EpikWinGuy (08/15/2010) [-]
so basically Alaska is some ***** orgy party?
User avatar #200 - iTzZac (08/15/2010) [-]
I thought it said she dumped on him.. xD
User avatar #191 - RansomNote (08/15/2010) [-]
The last one made me LOL. MAinly cuz i wanna try it. might wanna find a chick with an abnormally large ****** first. *dials phone* Yah is miley there?
User avatar #190 - RecoveringJunkie (08/15/2010) [-]
lmao, i like this, its pretty funny....do you think you cn find anything relating to New Jersey?
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