Off to Russia. I'd say it's time to go to russia. 15 anonymous In soviet Russia women rape men. anonymous Timeto headed russia. In soviet Russia poop makes ben fat.
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Off to Russia

I'd say it's time to go to russia

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In soviet Russia women rape men.
Timeto headed russia
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Submitted: 10/24/2009
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User avatar #12 - xxryderxx (10/25/2009) [+] (5 replies)
in soviet russia the women have penis and men have the vagina!
#13 to #12 - Frozen (10/25/2009) [-]
You sir, have just ruined my trip to russia plans.
#85 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [-]
In soviet Russia poop makes ben fat.
#6 - Deanna (10/25/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Im Russian.Thats damn offensive.
#7 to #6 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [-]
im russian, and i take my men by force. deal with it bitch.
#1 - ShadowOfDarkness (10/24/2009) [-]
i will admit that was awesome
User avatar #31 - shoopdahwhoop (10/25/2009) [+] (1 reply)
In soviet russia LAZOR BE FIRIN' YOU!!! BLAAAHHHH!!!
#14 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Sounds great but russian women tend to have facial hair. Not my style.
#15 to #14 - Frozen (10/25/2009) [-]
Well, *grabs razor* we can fix that.
#23 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [+] (1 reply)
In soviet Russia...Chuck Norris is still awsome.
#76 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [+] (3 replies)
In soviet russia, men are in the kitchen. DUN DUN DUN.
#106 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Uh, in a school. And my father, he was, uh, from the United States. Just like you, ya know? He was a Yankee. Uh, he used to take me a lot to the movies. I learn. I watch the guys like Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney. They, they teach me to talk. I like those guys. I always know one day I'm comin' here, United States.
#107 to #106 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [-]
im guessing your name is Antonio
#49 - AlchemistEx **User deleted account** (10/25/2009) [+] (15 replies)
User avatar #55 to #49 - RussianPerson (10/25/2009) [-]
WHAT THE **** ????? this proves my point that Americans are ********* . Russia and America were allies during ww2 you dip **** . you never took berlin Russian Captured Berlin in may 1945 America only beat Japan by dropping a ******* Nuke. so SDFU wow i never knew american stupidity could reach this sort of heights
#32 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [+] (2 replies)
In Soviet Russia, you rape ginat tentacle monster.
User avatar #18 - Stalin (10/25/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Trust me from my great experience it is not as exciting and sexy as it sounds. Even with razors the hair just grows right back, it's horrible...
#19 to #18 - Frozen (10/25/2009) [-]
User avatar #3 - ThePerfectDrug (10/25/2009) [+] (7 replies)
******* anonymous you comment to much
#113 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [+] (3 replies)
to add to 55s comment to be honest, americans are cowards. i am american and i can admit it, in ww2 we cried about losing 500,000 soldiers, almost every other country in combat lost a million, russian lost 3x that many soldiers in3 months,but we cried the most, the somalian raids, we lost 19 soldiers and moaned and cried 4 years, but somalia lost 3,000 militia. Vietnam we lost a few thousand i dont know the exact number, but the vietchong lost a million, its hard saying this being an american and supporting it so dearly, but we dont know real combat, to fight in your cities you grew up in and watch your inocent american civilians die in there towns by enemies, the fact is were too powerful and our civilians cant take too many hits
#115 to #113 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [-]
We're not really cowards. People often complain about soldiers deaths because they don't believe in the reason that they are dieing for. It's easy in our country were we believe in stupid ideals like "everyone is entitled to their own opinion" because now we have lots of douchebags who run their mouths whenever anyone gives them a chance. And for the record, the American civil war was the highest casualty heavy war up to its time, so much so in fact that it caused military strategists in Europe to advise their governments to leave us alone. When push comes to shove we can give one hell of a fight
User avatar #70 - Gorskiboy (10/25/2009) [+] (2 replies)
its not rape if you want it
#73 to #70 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [-]
its not rape if u say suprise either :D
User avatar #61 - MechaTrickster (10/25/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Hmmmm heres are bad and good things about going there

Good: Free sex for men if they head into a prison full of women
A women might rape another women, lesbo action :D

Bad:Women might be ugly as shet, they might use strap ons (fake dicks)

Yah.... I think ill stay here...
#64 to #61 - Frozen (10/25/2009) [-]
We'll never know unless we go.
#39 - Glass **User deleted account** (10/25/2009) [+] (3 replies)
In soviet russia, man makes sammich
#40 to #39 - Frozen (10/25/2009) [-]
THAT is why I'm just going to visit.
#100 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [-]
Im russian and i find this funny! So don't say russians find this offensive, we dont lol!
#87 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [+] (3 replies)
In Texas, we execute the retarded.
#88 to #87 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [-]
someone has to
#41 - mr skeltal (10/25/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Rape=when something is inserted into a body of another person that causes trauma. Good luck getting dildos shoved up your asses =)
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