Rules for being a man Part 4. This is the final one. I can't thank you all enough for getting me from Level 1 to Level 14 in only 2 days! D. Rules For Being a M
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Rules for being a man Part 4

This is the final one. I can't thank you all enough for getting me from Level 1 to Level 14 in only 2 days! D

Rules For Being a Man Part All
Okay funnyjunk, this is the last one. It' s getting
really old now, yeah. I' m dedicating this
one to Ano] because he gave me some good
rules, but most of the ones in this comp are
from a book I have and some of them I made
up. I' m also dedicating this to the users of
funnyjunk that thumbed up my content and
helped me get front page 3 times. Thanks
much. Anyways, here it is...
41. Ifyou get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority
list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long
yeu' known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your Outworkers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
1, 485, 7' . Your girlfriend.
42. You are allowed to enjee exactly one chick TV
show, and one chick flick. You may have no mere.
And if you like Grease, well, we' re already too
late.
43. ' s never a sandwich, it' s a sammich. And any
woman who refuses to make you one needs to
be slapped (thanks to opinionated bitch for this
44. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar
by 50 percent without recrimination.
45. Getting chacolate wasted is just as good as
getting wasted.
46. The minimum amount ertime you have to wait for
another guy who' s running late is five minutes. For
a girl, you are required to wait ten minutes for
every point of hotness she Scores on a scale of
All Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot girl
that your friend is trying to hook up with is your
legal and moral duty. Should you get carried away
with your good deed and end up having sex with
the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it.
48. You must not ask for directions, only if your
life depends on it.
49. You should never waste beer.
50. Under no circumstances may two men share an
umbrella.
51. Before dating a buddy' s ex, you are required to
seek his permission, and he in return is required
to grant it.
52. If one of your friends semes to your house to
play video games, you are player 1 and your
friend is player 2.
53. Socks DC) NOT go with sandals.
54. If awoman ever asks you to hold her purse,
decline.
55. A real man doesn' t need to follow rules. LOL
I told smasterofpuppets I would put that in)
Again, thanks for viewing my **** ,
and thanks for getting me from
Level 1 to Level 14 in just 2 *******
days. I' m SC) happy, I could lick a
horse. Wait, what'? Okay,
nevermind. Feel free to thumb this
or DOWN
min. new
Also,
deadmauf
FTMFW
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User avatar #226 - maxskyt (08/13/2010) [-]
55. dont ******* cry!
#225 - Bryantgodin (08/13/2010) [-]
you wont lick a horse...but it tastes just like raisins
User avatar #224 - westhamcharlie (08/13/2010) [-]
Number 41 is from Barney Stinsons 'Bro Code'. Worded exactly like that.
#223 - TweakMcGruff (08/13/2010) [-]
Second.
User avatar #221 - zombieninja (08/13/2010) [-]
A girl I know made my friend a sammich, he took a photo of it and put it on Facebook XD
#218 - unrealshrimp **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
rule for being a man. if there is an itch, it will be scratched.
#217 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
i'm not waiting any ******* 10 minutes for a 1 on the hotness scale
User avatar #220 to #217 - KlausJ (08/13/2010) [-]
yeah wtf? Should be more like 2 minutes per hotness level
User avatar #219 to #217 - colbie (08/13/2010) [-]
if i have to wait even 50 mins im going to subway
User avatar #215 - ThrashAholic (08/13/2010) [-]
This is satire right?
#213 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
just cuz you said you liked deadmau5
User avatar #212 - ChestchireCat (08/13/2010) [-]
**** umbrellas, real men let the rain make them look dramatic and calm in the storm >.>
#211 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 556,857,261**
User avatar #210 - theJENK (08/13/2010) [-]
The only time a man shall use an umbrella is whilst wearing a suit.
User avatar #208 - TheReich (08/13/2010) [-]
I like Daft Punk better.
#207 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
the most important rule of all
#206 - hokiebird (08/13/2010) [-]
DEADMAU5 IS EPIC DEADMAU5 FTW
User avatar #205 - Soilwork (08/13/2010) [-]
tattoo your penis and balls with " **** yea"
#203 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
how to be a real ******* man
#202 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
gentlemen, with these rules, you will become more secluded than ever, womens opinion of you will decline, and friends will call you a ***** . here we are, polluting the world of stupidity.
User avatar #200 - MouldyBananas (08/13/2010) [-]
I disagree with number 43, stupid opinionated bitch.
#199 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
Someone needs to make this into a book
#201 to #199 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
We shall sell it at Urban Outfitters!
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