Rules for being a man Part 4. This is the final one. I can't thank you all enough for getting me from Level 1 to Level 14 in only 2 days! D. Rules For Being a M
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Rules for being a man Part 4

This is the final one. I can't thank you all enough for getting me from Level 1 to Level 14 in only 2 days! D

Rules For Being a Man Part All
Okay funnyjunk, this is the last one. It' s getting
really old now, yeah. I' m dedicating this
one to Ano] because he gave me some good
rules, but most of the ones in this comp are
from a book I have and some of them I made
up. I' m also dedicating this to the users of
funnyjunk that thumbed up my content and
helped me get front page 3 times. Thanks
much. Anyways, here it is...
41. Ifyou get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority
list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long
yeu' known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your Outworkers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
1, 485, 7' . Your girlfriend.
42. You are allowed to enjee exactly one chick TV
show, and one chick flick. You may have no mere.
And if you like Grease, well, we' re already too
late.
43. ' s never a sandwich, it' s a sammich. And any
woman who refuses to make you one needs to
be slapped (thanks to opinionated bitch for this
44. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar
by 50 percent without recrimination.
45. Getting chacolate wasted is just as good as
getting wasted.
46. The minimum amount ertime you have to wait for
another guy who' s running late is five minutes. For
a girl, you are required to wait ten minutes for
every point of hotness she Scores on a scale of
All Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot girl
that your friend is trying to hook up with is your
legal and moral duty. Should you get carried away
with your good deed and end up having sex with
the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it.
48. You must not ask for directions, only if your
life depends on it.
49. You should never waste beer.
50. Under no circumstances may two men share an
umbrella.
51. Before dating a buddy' s ex, you are required to
seek his permission, and he in return is required
to grant it.
52. If one of your friends semes to your house to
play video games, you are player 1 and your
friend is player 2.
53. Socks DC) NOT go with sandals.
54. If awoman ever asks you to hold her purse,
decline.
55. A real man doesn' t need to follow rules. LOL
I told smasterofpuppets I would put that in)
Again, thanks for viewing my **** ,
and thanks for getting me from
Level 1 to Level 14 in just 2 *******
days. I' m SC) happy, I could lick a
horse. Wait, what'? Okay,
nevermind. Feel free to thumb this
or DOWN
min. new
Also,
deadmauf
FTMFW
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Submitted: 08/12/2010
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#89 - airguitar (08/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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Ok, I have a SCARY story for you all...

And when he woke up in the morning she was still in his bed- AHHHHHHH!

And then she wanted to make him eggs- AHHHHHHHH!

And he said, "Oh I don't have time I have a meeting at 12:30" and she said, "I'll drive you there"- AHHHHHHH!

And he said, "No no, it's at my office it's like a half hour commute" and she said, "I don't mind, it's on the way to my kid's preschool"- AHHH! AHHHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHH!
#155 - anonymous (08/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You could go lick a horse?
Look at my horse
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick.
Mmm, it tastes just like raisins
User avatar #10 - phoneman (08/12/2010) [-]
54. ******** ! You know nothing of manhood

If you're asked to hold a purse, you just don't do it in the way it was intended. Hold the shoulder strap in a loop, and hang your arm down. Act totally oblivious to the fact that you are indeed carrying a purse
#105 - morayEEL (08/12/2010) [-]
MAN RULE: i dont care how comfortable they are you can never wear crocs
#157 - stillanonymous (08/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i don't follow your silly rules. because i'm a man. i do what i want, when i want.
#66 - Derrr (08/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I PREFER SANVICH
#207 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
the most important rule of all
#147 - sexypilgrim (08/12/2010) [-]
RULE 56. MAKE YOUR OWN GOD DAMN RULES.
#217 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i'm not waiting any ******* 10 minutes for a 1 on the hotness scale
User avatar #212 - ChestchireCat (08/13/2010) [-]
**** umbrellas, real men let the rain make them look dramatic and calm in the storm >.>
#170 - Quackles (08/12/2010) [-]
if your secretary is hot and has screwed something up, you are required to bang her infront of everyone.. LIKE A BOSS!
#144 - sirshagalot (08/12/2010) [-]
be a man, man.
User avatar #83 - InsomniacDreamer (08/12/2010) [-]
The only thing i liked was the "deadmau5 ftw"
User avatar #75 - sealofapproval (08/12/2010) [-]
any man found guilty of wearing crocs is sentenced to execution at dawn
User avatar #8 - tonyzepol (08/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
No man ever needs to use an umbrella.
User avatar #143 - AwesomeFatGuy (08/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The Purse thing doesnt count when your at your rich grandmothers house.
#228 to #143 - TheTrollFamily **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
Sell Out
User avatar #114 - FreeCANCER (08/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
keep penis attached at ALL times
#72 - TheBanana (08/12/2010) [+] (6 replies)
whats grease?
#227 to #72 - TheTrollFamily **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
A movie, musical, high school drama, John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, Stockard Channing, etc. Good but gay, really.
#54 - anonymous (08/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
These are stupid.
#55 to #54 - anonymous (08/12/2010) [-]
so's your face.
User avatar #52 - moviedude (08/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if you seriously told your girlfriend or any other woman to get to the kitchen and make you a "sammich" she would just knee you in your junk and walk away laughing unless she was a filthy whore with no self respect.
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