A Collection Of Wins, Fails, Owns & Pwns. I got bored and collected random quotes. man, my girlfriend ieft me for some faggot named robert you don' t dye in Hop
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A Collection Of Wins, Fails, Owns & Pwns

I got bored and collected random quotes

Tags: win | fail | own | pwn | lol
man, my girlfriend ieft me for some faggot named robert
you don' t dye in Hope mills do you?
TAW' oif:- ya, why man?
hi, just wondering, was her namae allison?
you mother ****** Win
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind Fail
girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her
new boyfriend in bed
k 753 h.
a: m nous Owned
sent them to her dad
jesus christ man
my son is dead
noinfo: Why?
hes been booking at internet web sites in ******* EUROPE
HE is SURFING LONG DISTANCE
our ******* phone bid is gonna be nuts
noinfo: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing aong distance adds an extra . 99 to your bill
parcour.
dda **** **** ****
is there some plan we can sign up for???
CUE theres some com stuff in europe, but i dun wanna paua that
much
noinfo: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you' ii have to We with it.
o well, i scan We without europe intenet sites.
but till i figure out how to block it hes sobono dead
noinfo: By the way, i' m from Europe, your chatting aong distance.
AW has quit (Connection reset by peer) Win/ Fail
ena i tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
it said my password wasn' t aong enough. :t' D C)
E um, rap is just missing one letter. c.
weep: rape?
Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
oic
Though you wouid also say it' s missing an e
weep: wtf is erop? Fail
w Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
My you' re hooking "acute" today
**** you win
if you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and
you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you ted
anybody?
i dont think so
Wanna go camping? Owned
random girl: he y!
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, i saw u on myspace
random girl: hot
me: thanks
random girl: hp
me: this girl keeps bugging me, buti don' t want to taik to her
me: what should i do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, iike mom is kickin u off or summing
me: oh alright
me: i have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye Pwn
M: () ima booking for a site that seers amp
faf: ) ima booking for a site that seers amps
faf: ) iam booking for a site that seers amps
faf: ) I am booking for a site that sads amps
faf: ) how bout you iook for a site that teaches english?
fof :ntil ( f) **** you
faf: ) Lemme guess, you' d kick my ass, but can' t read the road signs
to get to my house? Own/ Win
m do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
who?
center for disease control
isaid WHO
m what? i' m asking you
World Health Organization "Facee aim'
if you could be any fictional character, who wouid you be?
Chris: Spider Man
Tim: batman
Sadd: batman
i' d be god Fail
if my associations are correct + ESCULATOR =
FUN UBER MN
oh man
i was opening a coke, right
and it exploded
ALMOST ad over my keyboard
but i got it away just in time
as has quit (sick ******* )
The key element of this quote is that he entered when he said and it exploded
almost ad over my keyboard, so i consider this to be a
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Submitted: 10/23/2009
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#2 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
god as a fictional character is a win.
#19 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [-]
slinky+esculator=everlasting fun was the best
#4 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
HAHA god was the best one
#37 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [-]
12 was actually an atheist win
#13 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [+] (12 replies)
The god one is pretty damn funny.
And VERY true By the way.
User avatar #22 to #13 - xXxPRINCESSxXx (10/24/2009) [-]
I agree with you guys. *prepares for the gazillion thumbs down* Bring it, bitches!
User avatar #66 - Yakko (10/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
If i was any fictional character, I'd be Women's Rights
User avatar #28 - retroper (10/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Well God is a fictional character.
#85 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
All stolen from bash :l
User avatar #90 to #85 - Vegeto (10/24/2009) [-]
cant say it was stolen cuntface, this is how most people advertise things. You think anyone would know of omegle without posting is somewhere
#79 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [-]
Slinky + Escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!
User avatar #54 - Monopolus (10/24/2009) [-]
lol TRON's post made me lmao.
#108 - CIS White Male (10/29/2009) [+] (12 replies)
god is a fictional character though.
#111 to #108 - CIS White Male (10/30/2009) [-]
Why would you want to taste god?
o.O
#86 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#95 to #86 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [-]
fat ben is funnyjunk cancer!
#71 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
No no no no no that god one was too far that guy needs his nards smashed
#51 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [-]
Going to the mall... Right now... With my slinky... Straight to the esculator...


Captcha: Shaft
#44 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [+] (4 replies)
12 is a win not a fail, there IS no god!
#50 to #44 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [-]
that is your poorly made opinion have fun with it and keep it to yourself kk?
#40 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i just wanna no would anyone linke to go camping lol
#42 to #40 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [-]
no thanks
#11 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
the third last one could technically be true
#10 - pkeener (10/24/2009) [-]
I have not laughed so hard in a long time
#1 - CIS White Male (10/23/2009) [-]
i love!
#24 - CIS White Male (10/24/2009) [-]
NOW THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH(:
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