Rules for being a man Part 3
Rules For Being a Man Part 3
Okay you guys, lots of people have been
complaining that for the last picture, I just copy
and pasted all of those rules. I did. And I' m
sorry. So this compilation is dedicated to ALL
of the users on funnyjunk who helped me get
to level 12 AND get me front page twice.
Thanks so much, guys. l)
26. Friends don' t let friends wear speedos. Ever.
27. Men don' t piss sitting down.
28. It is only permissible to drink a fruity alcahol drink
when yeu' re suntanning on a tropical beach... and it' s
delivered by a topless supermodel... and it' s free.
29. Never hesitate to take the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both.
30. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend
of yours, except if she' s withholding sex pending your
31. Never allow a telephone converstaion with a woman
to on longer than you are able to have sex with
her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if
32. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly
just a friend' have carnal drunken sex, the fact that
youre feeling weird and guilty is reason not to nail
her again before the discussion about what a big
mistake it was.
33. Beer is awesome.
34. There is reason for guys to watch men' s figure
skating or gymnastics.
35. Never, EVER slap another man.
36. Chuck Norris is the god of all men, and you must
worship only him. Or else you will get the shit beaten
out of you.
37. It' s okay if you drive her car. But it' s not if she drives
38. When hanging out with your friends, even if it' s
REALLY hot out, you don' t fucking take your shirt off.
Only do that at a pool.
39. Never say anything like "Yeah, push it!" or "Omen,
harder!" to another man when he is lifting weights.
40. Even if Zach Galifianakis says it' s a satchel, it' s still a
Well, that was part fit. I hope you
enjoyed it. Feel free to thumb it