Random questions that I always wondered. Thanks for the extra 150 thumbs fellow Baconlovers.. 1. If no one buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it? 2. W
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Random questions that I always wondered

Thanks for the extra 150 thumbs fellow Baconlovers.

1. If no one buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?
2. When a Hot Packet is still frozen, is it technically just a
Packet?
3. Why the **** would Sally sell seashells at the Seashore?
You can just walk around and find them. Her business would
fail.
4. Why do sleeping pills have a warning that says "Caution:
May cause drowsiness.'"? No **** !
5. If a king is gay and marries a man, what is the new husband
to the monarchy? Are they both kings? Whose son succeeds
the throne?
6. How do they get the air into bubblewrap?
7. Ever barked back to your dog and wondered if you were
actually saying samething. and if so, are you being an
asshole?
Remember to
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Submitted: 08/11/2010
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User avatar #18 - BreakTheGame (08/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
If your feet don't have noses, how can they smell?
User avatar #28 - MonkeyLaffs (08/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How would they have sons if they were gay?
#30 to #28 - TortillaMan (08/12/2010) [-]
The stork?
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I used to work at the movies, and if there were only a few people that bought tickets, the managers would try to get them to see another movie for free or something so they didnt have to run the projector for just a couple people
User avatar #42 - epicalania (11/03/2013) [-]
1. They are meant to but smaller ones usually don't, bigger ones usually don't have e,pty movies
2 no, the products name is hot pocket, when its hot its a hot hot pocket, when its cold its a cold hot pocket.
3 She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, she still sustains solid savings
4 before I answer this, I must say you're an idiot.
4 (answer) because sleeping pills make you sleep and may make you drowsy for a sustained period after waking from a sleeping pill induced sleep.
5 in past society this situation would not occur, in modern day society since we are no longer a patriarchal society then the monarchs spouse receives a lesser title, so the gay kings husband would be called the prince and the lesbian queens wife would be the princess, the kings child would inherit the throne becouse the the princes child would not be a blood member of the toyal family so while s/he would still be in line for the throne they would be further down then msny other people.
6 its inserted when the attach the bubble bit to the plastic sheet
7 yes, after which I got mdrunk and tried to bark insults at my neighbours dog
#38 - superfreeky (08/12/2010) [-]
Boths the kings... Would be Queens.
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
#36 - BeyondBloodbath (08/12/2010) [-]
He knows.
User avatar #35 - Frustration (08/12/2010) [-]
Number 5: If it were to happen, One would be the king and the other would be the prince...For example, you have queen elizabeth II and Prince Phillip.
User avatar #34 - LookinHereWhy (08/12/2010) [-]
Once i was in the movie theater it was only me and my father i was a kid and we were the only ones there xD
User avatar #31 - DrZeus (08/12/2010) [-]
if a king is gay and marrys a man, the man becomes a 'duke'.
a male cannot marry into the royal family and become a king
User avatar #24 - edizzling (08/12/2010) [-]
They're still supposed to show the movie.
User avatar #20 - PhenomenalSoldier (08/12/2010) [-]
There was a British King, can't remember the name, but he married a guy on two different occassions
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User avatar #12 - hateandwhiskey (08/12/2010) [-]
Actually, I think dogs communicate through smell, hence the ass smelling, so I'll guess barking back just pisses it off, I wouldn't try it.
User avatar #11 - ohsillyme (08/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
actually.. won't sally's business be successful since her supplies are at the same location her "store" is at?

and #6 they put air in one sheet of plastic then they have a machine that kinda melts the plastic ish (the circle edges...lol) idk how to explain it :(

#7 i def have thought of that a million times! lol
User avatar #9 - BILLYBAM (08/11/2010) [-]
if it is england than neither would be the king because they would tarnish the name of the royal family
User avatar #8 - thebrownbomber (08/11/2010) [-]
no it would be a cold pocket :)
User avatar #4 - SirSheepy (08/11/2010) [-]
this might have worked better as a philosorapter meme
User avatar #3 - gidvid (08/11/2010) [-]
the king one is simple. They're both queens!

i dont know how the **** they would have a prince...
User avatar #2 - YouWantCookie (08/11/2010) [+] (3 replies)
haha your description is like "im not cheating, im transfering those answers on to my own paper"
#10 to #2 - cabbose **User deleted account** (08/12/2010) [-]
we need to stop meeting like this Mr. Youwantcookie
User avatar #1 - ICreamedOnAllah (08/11/2010) [-]
Haha, i lol'd,
but number four, its because a side effect of sleeping pills is drowseyness after you have already woken up, lets say u take one on monday night, on tuesday you could be drowsy all day due to its side effect, :P
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