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2) When m arents asked m es were
red I re lied becausei have laser vision. That
high. by Anonymous (06/ 13/ 10 06: 59 PM)
Searched for 20 minutes and couldn' t
find the bur er i had been eatin so i walked
7 blocks to McDonald' s to get another one
only to realize it was in my hand the entire
time and i had eaten half of it on the way
there... that high. by Anonymous (03/ 23/ 10
Q) Just realized h_ _ ving yourself is the
same thin as cl in _ That hi h. briggy
My friend and I were playing mario cart
racing on nintendo 64 we finished the race
and both got excited because we placed sst...
I was watching her screen the whole time
my character on my screen was stuck
banging into a wall. That high. by
Anonymous (06/ 16/ 10 08: 30 PM)
tr Wanted to play avideo game but the W
was my Couldnt find the duster so used
my cat. That High by Anonymous (07/ 13/ 10
Me and 2 friends went blunt cruising
one day and after Laying 8 mcdoubles we
were pulled over.. long story short he asked
us each for one reason why he should let us
go. i used the military one friend used his
iob and when the light shined on the third
person he rocked abit and yelled " i
iust wanna eat my burgers .. -sobs-
That high by Anonymous (06/ 24/ 10 12: 44
Q) Laughed at a f_ buzzing around for an
hour because I thought it sounded like a
mini fart and that' s what was propelling him
threw the air. That high by Anonymous
I was cuddling with my boyfriend
naked in bed when I turned to him and said
this would be so gay right now if we were
both men." That high. by Anonymous
Q) My friend was making to his dad on the
phone for 20 min. halfway through i yelled
Turn down the music! he' ll know we' re
high." I was listening to my ipo_ d. That High
by Anonymous (06/ 09/ 10 03: 23 AM)
Watched a bug upper for an hour by
r_ _ f and screamed 'man downy meg
time a mosquito flew into it. That High. by
Anonymous (06/ 13/ 10 03: 57 PM)
Q) Had to pull over because I was
convinced Iwas about to drive straight into
one of those scenes painted onto abraca wall
from Looney Toons. That High. by
Anonymous (06/ 26/ 10 05: 07 AM)
Thought Austin beiber was a boy.. that
2) When me and a buddy were getting
pulled over by a highway patrol we thought
if we pretended we were asleep when he
walked up to the window that he would
leave us alone... that high by Anonymous
I had cottonmouth really bad and
described it as being so bad "there should be
black people in my mouth picking it for
harvest" to my black friend who couldn' t
stop laughing for 15 minutes. That high. by
Anonymous (07/ 26/ 10 08: 24 PM)
I threw a lit firecracker in the pool and
waited _ minutes for it to blow up
That High. by Anonymous (06/ 26/ 10 09: 06
Q) Didn' t want to scroll down a page too
fast for I feared I may stir up a wind and
blow away a tissue I had sitting next to my
laptop. That high. by Anonymous (03/ 06/ 10
Q) I got really baked before school on spirit
day. When I got to school there was akid
dressed up like a lion cub our school' s
mascot. So Iran up to him clotheslined him
and screamed "Fuck off one was
for Scar!" That High. by Anonymous
tty My friend and i went downstairs for
some cookies after smoking. my mom was
yelling at my brother for not doing the
dishes. when she finished my friend yelled
and scene! good iob evaone we' ll pick up
from here tomorrow" then looked at my
mom and said "next time you might want to
keep your voice down abit and don' t bulge
our e es". That Hi hby Anonymous
Got really baked with my buddy went
home with my eyes red as muck my mom
asked why they were red i convinced her
that a girl hurt my feelings andi cried about
it. and i needed mountain dew and food to
cheer me up.. That high. by Anonymous
for hours if peaople think in
accents. That High. by Anonymous
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#62 - TheCommentist **User deleted account** (08/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
after reading this i sat here for like 20 minutes thinking if people think in accents
#65 - wiseoldhippiedude (08/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i have never laughed so hard in my life
User avatar #15 - SirVladimir (08/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
After reading this, I sat here for 10 minutes pondering the last one.
User avatar #64 - thealmighty (08/11/2010) [-]
i dressed up as a lion cub one time for my schools spirit day, then some guy takes me down and said "fuck you simba, that was for scar!" i sat on the ground and cried for 30 min felling bad for what i did to scar... that high
#21 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [-]
I turned up the TV volume to cover the smell of the weed, that high
User avatar #19 - technoviking (08/11/2010) [-]
Once I sat for hours talking to my friend in my red truck. We were having a very deep discussion. Except he was asleep in the back, and I own a blue car.


That high
User avatar #25 - phoneman (08/11/2010) [+] (3 replies)
People do think in accents. Some times I switch it up a little just for fun
User avatar #96 - crackalackazingzoo (08/11/2010) [-]
"Just wanna eat my burgers maaaannn"

LOL'D.
User avatar #73 - mthlvr (08/11/2010) [-]
sugar high. ever happened? i had 346 grams of sugar in one sitting. i saw ceiling cat beating the living hell out of basement cat on the wall. then i looked at the fan and saw a rainbow. that high.
User avatar #115 - thealmighty (08/11/2010) [-]
when i was a cop i pulled over some guys who were weaving through lanes, when i got to the window i left them alone because they were asleep... that high
User avatar #117 - readyforrebirth (08/11/2010) [-]
these are over 9000 times better than the stoner comics
#335 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i dont always dust my TV screen, but when i do

i use my cat
User avatar #250 - funnyFJ (08/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
who else actually loled at the simba one
User avatar #120 - KNDoperative (08/11/2010) [-]
Got high, went back to my friends house for food. we had a 3 hour talk about how everything could actually be alive and the burgers we were eating had families. We then proceeded to eat our burgers while crying for them. That high.
User avatar #87 - Simonsez (08/11/2010) [-]
That last one's a mindfuck.
User avatar #229 - Natendragon (08/11/2010) [-]
Lol'd hard at the mini-farting fly.
User avatar #181 - holycrapiliektoast (08/11/2010) [-]
i tried to put on my seatbelt while i was sitting on the toilet

that high

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#66 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [-]
I got so high that I was yelling at a squirrel, trying to get its attention.


True story, but I wasn't high.
Yeaaaahhh...
#32 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [-]
called my friend and yelled at him because his moms name was Kathy ..that high
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