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paranoid parrot comp. 1

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Submitted: 08/10/2010
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#234 - steventyler (08/12/2010) [-]
"Ahh, The Norwegian Blue!! Lovely Plumage, "
"THAT DOESN'T MATTER! This parrot, is no more! He has gone to meet his maker! He has joined the choir invisible! THIS, is an EX parrot!"
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User avatar #235 to #234 - Parrot (10/15/2010) [-]
Are you like, making fun of me?
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#228 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [-]
everytime the microwave goes off i scream "enemy n00k inbound! its over!"
wen the power goes out i scream "EMP!!! electronics are down!"
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#224 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [-]
Dude seriously!! that is exactly like me, well except for the fapping part. I am a girl, But seriously that parrot is just like me.
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User avatar #229 to #224 - sgtpaint (08/12/2010) [-]
*shlorp shlorp shlorp shlorp*
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#225 to #224 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [-]
im a girl and that parrot is just like me. fapping included.
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User avatar #222 - Carlitofly (08/11/2010) [-]
When i fap i open the windows open the doors open my normal browser announced to my family/roommates/friends/lover-cat/ i am fapping and they would be scared for life if they come in.

Then i will masturbate with hot sauce and vigor jumping in my bed in a 360 turn with my semen going all over my room like a fountain
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User avatar #233 to #222 - Bad Man (08/12/2010) [-]
:O What fantastic timing you have!
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User avatar #232 to #222 - PANDOOS (08/12/2010) [-]
HAHA you sir made me laugh
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User avatar #227 to #222 - SirTrollsAlot (08/11/2010) [-]
Congratulations...everything I ever believed in has been twisted in a downward spiral. My brain was pulled out of my ear, and fucked...therefore, I applaud and thumb =)
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User avatar #226 to #222 - FISTaCHIMP (08/11/2010) [-]
that is quit interesting i might just use that method some day
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#220 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [-]
I think I'm a parrot! O_O
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#217 - domeff (08/11/2010) [-]
Everything on that list i do :( cept the fap
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User avatar #214 - PolishAndrew (08/11/2010) [-]
Isn't this from /x/ ?
Still funny though lol
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#210 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [-]
I heared a sound outside a long time ago but it sounded like a nail and hammer but it was actually a shooting down the street
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User avatar #208 - PrettyGirlGoesBark (08/11/2010) [-]
I loved the part about the mirror. i do that sometimes!
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User avatar #207 - JonRambo **User deleted account** (08/11/2010) [-]
thats EXACTLY how i am. every one of those describes me lol
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User avatar #211 to #207 - HolyArachnid (08/11/2010) [-]
Hey, you watched your best friend get his legs blown off in Vietnam. I think you've got the right.
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User avatar #213 to #211 - JonRambo **User deleted account** (08/11/2010) [-]
cant get it out of my head man...
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User avatar #215 to #213 - HolyArachnid (08/11/2010) [-]
It's over, Johnny.....it's over.....
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User avatar #216 to #215 - JonRambo **User deleted account** (08/11/2010) [-]
NOTHINGS OVER!!!YOU DONT JUST TURN IT OFF....
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User avatar #218 to #216 - HolyArachnid (08/11/2010) [-]
I know it wasn't your war, Johnny. I asked you, you didn't ask me.
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User avatar #219 to #218 - JonRambo **User deleted account** (08/11/2010) [-]
BACK IN THE WAR...we had a code of honor...i was in charge of MILLION DOLLAR EQUIPMENT!! NOW I CANT HOLD A JOB MAKING CARS!!! *throws machine gun *
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User avatar #221 to #219 - HolyArachnid (08/11/2010) [-]
You're the last of an elite group. Don't let it end like this!
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User avatar #223 to #221 - JonRambo **User deleted account** (08/11/2010) [-]
*falls down and mumbles* man...me and my freind..when we were coming back from the war..he said "i got this red convertable chevy..were gonna cruise till the tires fall off" and this kid walked up with a shoes shine box and my freind opened it while i went to get some beers..and it exploded..and his legs were gone man he said "i just wanna go home man" i said "i cant find..your fuckin legs man...your fuckin legs" i cant get it out man...
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User avatar #206 - myfunnyjunkaccount **User deleted account** (08/11/2010) [-]
"knock knock Jehovah witness"
ITS A TERRORIST!



fawx news report about how porn gives you cancer
shot computer
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User avatar #205 - Sprite (08/11/2010) [-]
HEAR A TRAIN

IT'S COMING FOR ME
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User avatar #203 - Oblivionsbane (08/11/2010) [-]
my favorites the first one :)
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#202 - TheCommentist (08/11/2010) [-]
hear a noise outside your bedroom
a burglar is coming to kill you
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User avatar #201 - IllidanX (08/11/2010) [-]
This paranoid parrot is just like me
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#204 to #201 - ninjasteve (08/11/2010) [-]
lol same
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#200 - anonymous (08/11/2010) [-]
The Nuke and Terrorist things are like me. I ALWAYS think we're getting nuked.
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User avatar #198 - impoopin (08/11/2010) [-]
MOAR! MOAR!
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User avatar #199 to #198 - toejam (08/11/2010) [-]
i made more
read the description
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User avatar #209 to #199 - impoopin (08/11/2010) [-]
:D
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User avatar #197 - MrSuperduper (08/11/2010) [-]
whats really sad is that half of these are true for these...
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User avatar #195 - Wakko (08/11/2010) [-]
Lol for the last one i actually once got scared cuz the plane sounded louder than usual.... still have no clue what happened =\
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User avatar #194 - LucasofHyrule (08/11/2010) [-]
Favorite song comes on






Shut all windows and sing
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