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13 Amazing Dating Tips

The second and final parts of my tip<br />
I put number 12 in there again because it was cut off last time<br />
Part one: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/673924/12+Amazing+Dating+Tips/

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she' ll have to go to
the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back
right when the party' s dying and yell at her the whole way home
for ditching you at the party.
13, Make her laugh, A good way to do this is if she has a small
pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why
shouldnt girls?
14, Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she' s fast asleep, wait
IO minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR!
Repeat until she gees home and you can use your arms for mere
important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often, I hear girls like guys that spit.
16, If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self confidence, Then you can never turn her into the obj ect
she deep down desires to be.
IT. Every time yeu' re in her house steal ene of the following:
shoes, earrings, er anything else that eames in pairs. Only take
ene of the pair. This way she' ll go crazy,
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she' s about to order
interrupt and say "No, she' s not hungry". Make her watch you
eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19, Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls
love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your ... and make sure it has your
smell en it, But net a sexy cologne smell.. A bad smell.. You
know what I' m talking about
2 I, If yeu' re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
This way she' ll think yeu' re mysterious.
22. Remember her birthday, but don' t get her anything. Teach
her material obj ems aren' t important. The only thing that' s
important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is
the greatest present she can ever get.
23. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most.
Then when she' s sleeping, steal all her small things and break
them, Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.
24. When she gives you a present en your birthday, Christmas,
or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time
you know she' s coming over on a trash day leave the trash can
open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can, Girls
actually don' t like this one that much, but I think it' s funny.
Thumb it up Please :D,
It only takes a second!
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